Edited on 9/13/17 

sO Idk if anyone's going to find this, but my friend and I made this fic to kind of "mock" the terrible fanfictions we would find and share with each other on this site. LBH, while seaching for a good fic, you've definitely came across at LEAST 20 fics like this, and READ THEM ENTIRELY because you were desperateforotpficsandandwhateverelse. 

we wrote and shared this story with only our close friends, who are unfortunately looking for new eyes that haven't read this abomination.

I'm making this public because it's extremely hilarious looking back 4 years later, and thought people might enjoy it if they have 7 minutes of life to waste on reading this complete insult of a story. (Or you might really enjoy it, w.e I don't judge)

Cheers!