This is back in 2010, when ricky and changjo were fifteen, and the oldest member- CAP - was 18. LJOE was 17. Chunji was 17.  And Niel was 16. (all of these are their korean ages)

Remember, drinking age in Korea is 19

Ricky: omg

Ricky: we are going to die

Ricky: and then be put in jail

Ricky: and then die again

Ricky: and be buried

Ricky: and then our parents will dig us up

Ricky: and kill us again

Ricky: manager hyung will probably help them

Ricky: nooooooooooooooooo

Ricky: wae

Ricky" *cries*

Chunji: ricky-ah?

Niel: are you okay?

Ricky: NO I AM NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LJOE: whats wrong?

Ricky: I- I can't tell you

Niel: why?

Ricky: I'm afraid

Chunji: what?

CAP: hey guys...

CAP: where is changjo? He was supposed to be at the dance room with me right now

Ricky: the problem is changjo

CAP: what problem?

LJOE: read the messages from above hyung

CAP: wtf is wrong with u ricky?

Ricky: nothing is wrong with me

Chunji: is something wrong with changjo?

Ricky: yes

Niel: is he hurt???

Ricky: I don't know

LJOE: what so you mean?

Ricky: he's kind of passed out

Ricky: on the floor

Ricky: not moving

CAP: is he breathing?

Ricky: yes....

Ricky: he won't answer when I call his name

Chunji: is he asleep?

LJOE: you idiot. How can anyone fall asleep on the floor like that, and not wake up when someone is calling their name?

CAP: um....

Niel: you, cap hyung, are an exception

LJOE: agreed

Ricky: guys, I just turned his head

Ricky: and there is a heck of a bruise on his forehead...

Chunji: omo!

Niel: call 119!!!!  //AN: korean 911 number

CAP: ricky call them now!!!

Ricky: but I can't!

LJOE: why?????

Ricky: because he'll get arrested!

CAP:what on earth?

Ricky: I didn't tell you everything..

Chunji: tell us everythinng now!

Niel: quickly!

CAP: I am on the bus right now, on my way home to help u

CAP: but you better explain everything

Ricky: ok ok

Ricky: so I came home about 30 minutes ago

Ricky: and he was on the floor

Ricky: at first I thought he was asleep.... cuz cap hyung has done that before

Chunji: see!!!!!

LJOE: this is irrrelevant

Ricky: but then he would respond to me

Ricky: not even when I tried to pick him up

Ricky: .... and failed

RIcky: but then I noticed this  glass on the table, next to it was a container of grape juice

Ricky: the container and glass when almost empty, but they were smelling weird

CAP: what do you mean?

Ricky: like it was bad or something

Niel: was it bad?

Ricky: I sipped a bit... and  it tasted really weird...

Ricky: I think

Ricky: that it might have been wine or something

Ricky: because it smells funny

Ricky: and even my head feels kind of dizzy

Ricky: but changjo drank so much....

Ricky: is he going to be okay?

Ricky: are we going to be arrested?

Ricky: hyungs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ricky: where are you!!!?????!!???

LJOE: still here....

Chunji: we are just in shock...

Niel: in a lot of shock...

CAP: why would we have wine in the first place?????? we are all under age...

Ricky: I-I don't know!!!!!!

Niel: is changjo respondinding at all?

Ricky: no!

LJOE: what are we going to do?

Chunji: we are going to be in so much trouble!

CAP: Niel, you  go and keep the stylists distracted

Niel: how?

CAP: tell them something about your hair, and how you want it a different way.

Niel: no problem

CAP: Chunji, you have a recording session with producer hyungs now right?

Chunji: yes

CAP: keep them  there as long as possible, keep making mistakes on purpose

Chunji: okay

CAP: ljoe, tell manager hyung that changjo has a cold and can't have a schedule tommorow

LJOE: what if he doesn't believe me?

LJOE: what if he finds out that i'm lying?

LJOE: he'll kill me!

CAP: well then,don't just slump over and die, put some drama into... scream some quote and dramaticly fall over

LJOE: what the?

CAP: I was being sarcastic.... just do the job

LJOE: okay

CAP: ricky, i'm at the door, unlock it and let me in

CAP: I'll take care of changjo, meanwhile you need to make sure no one but the members comes into the dorm

Ricky: okay hyung!

------- 1 hour later ------

LJOE: how is changjo?

CAP: better, I put him to bed, and gave him some medicine.

Chunji: good

CAP: he'll be okay by tommorrow afternoon

CAP: but there is one problem

Niel: what?

CAP: the grape juice he drank expired 3 months ago.....

Ricky: ewww

LJOE: we really need to clean our fridge......

Hello everyone :)

Hope you liked the chapter, please comment and take this oppurtunity to clean your fridge of any suspicious objects.....

:D