A week or so after the "No More Perfume" mv.

Ricky: hey guys, since it's my turn to cook...I need to know who's gonna show up for dinner

LJOE: well I am

CAP: yeah, me too

Changjo: I'll be a little late, but I am coming

Niel: is today a thursday?

Ricky: no... yesterday was monday... i think

Niel: so it's a tuesday?

LJOE: thank you Captain Obvious

Niel: ok, ok! Im coming enough with the sarcasm...

Ricky:Chunji hyung?

CAP: Oh, I sent him to the store to buysome new paint supplies for me, he'll show up.. eventually

Changjo: tsk tsk tsk, getting your dongseng to work for you?

CAP: he's more of a minion now

Niel:just like in the despicable me movie! :)

LJOE: except taller, and less intelligent :D

Ricky: wait a second.. Chunji hyung was here a while back... So that means you're in the dorm CAP hyung? I don't see you anywhere....

Changjo: thats cause he can go invisible at will!!!!!

CAP: sorry maknae... I am not in the going invisible mood right now ,and I'm on the roof...(don't ask why)

Ricky: well then, I guess I'll cook for everyone then...

Niel: whatcha making?

Ricky: rah- rah - rah      Ramen (fist bump!)

LJOE: oooooh make it spicy!

Ricky: done :)

Chunji: hello guys

Changjo: hey hyung!

CAP: did u get the paint stuff?

Chunji:yes, I did..

Niel:why so serious?

Chunji: So I was in the store well an ajussi came up behind me, and he recognized me (A/N ajussi is an elder man)

LJOE: OMO!!! did he tell everyone?

Ricky: did you run away?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Chunji: no it was worse...

CAP: Worse? were the news people there?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Manager is going to kill me!!!!!

Chunji: no, no, no.... he said that he saw the music video for no more perfume on you

Changjo: an ajussi? wow......

Chunji: and he lectured me for cheating on that girl with a noona

LJOE: that's not so bad, you has us worried!

CAP: * recovering from a close call with death*

Chunji:He said I broke his granddaughter's heart

Niel: ouch! well it wasn't really real life, it was just a music video...

Changjo: don't worry about it

Chunji: but he was right, well sort of, I don't want to be seen as that kind of person, you know? So I have made up a descison

Ricky: what descision?

Chunji: I am going to become a monk

LJOE:O.O

Changjo: you cant be serious?

Niel: you..a monk? Are you crazy?!?!?!?!!??!!?!??!

Chunji: yes, of course I am

Chunji: I want to always be a good person

CAP: you can be good without being a monk you know...

Chunji: but I want to be a monk

LJOE: monks pray like all the time

Chunji: i love praying, see I'm perfect monk material

Ricky: hyung, I'm not trying to burst your bubble, but YOU as a monk.... well,how are you going to hold a vow of celibracy?

Chunji: a vow of what?

Niel:well it means that you ummmm... aren't allowed to like have kids or get married, or date

Chunji: ok

Changjo: zero girls hyung, zip,nil, nada, the great big donut, spelled Z- E-R-O

LJOE: an you, well you're a player... thats for sure

Chunji: well, I'm sure that they'll be some good looking nun that shows up

1 minute later

Chunji: hello?

2 minutes later

Chunji: guys?

3 minutes later

Chunji: ....

4 minutes later

Chunji: ok, maybe I'm not monk material...

Chunji: i'll stick to being myself and not cheating on anyone

5 minutes later

Changjo: thank goodness...

LJOE: good for you

Niel: I was really scared for the nuns of the world

LJOE: don't forget about all the shoes that they would probably chuck at him :)

Ricky: guys, I heard CAP hyung laughing all the way from from the roof,and when I went up there, he was gone!

Chunji: OMO!

LJOE: did he fall off?!!?!?!?

Niel: look for him look for him!

Changjo:call the hospital!

CAP: relax guys! I just turn invisible when I feel like it, it's one of my many talents

hey guys! So what do you think?I don't want to offend anyone with this, I think monks and nuns are cool people, but You know... Chunji would not make a good one.....

Oh My this is getting awkward.. I'm done now.

Anyway... This is for:

CSkies

for convincing me that I'm not insane (as of two days ago) Lol! I got that soup of love :D

and

_HiLrK_

for understanding my Sherlock problems and writng exo text messages (check those out guys, they are sooo funny) <3