EXO's TALK SHOW!

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Laugh all the way with crack, EXO, and Chen's super awesome witch broom!

 

 

.Luhan

  Hello, everyone! This is your main host speaking, and my name is Luhan!

    

    

       

 

Sehun

And I'm his co-hotht, Thehun! It ith nithe to meet all of you, Hope we could get along well.

 

 

 
 
 
 
Luhan
 
  Neh! Now, we welcome you all to our show and join the great wa--
 
    

 

 

 

.Chanyeol

  OOOOOH BOY, OH BOY, Oh boy, oh booooy!!!

  We are live, everyone! WE ARE LIVE!!

  

       

 

Baekhyun

Yeol! Aigoo, don't interrupt them again like last time!

 

 

 
 
 
 
Luhan
 
  D'aaaw, it's okay! We can always reshoot again! Hahahahaha.
 
     

 

 
Sehun
 
  Again. And again, and again, and again! Aaagh! Hyung, be theriouth pleathe. 
 
      

 

Suho

Alright, alright. Let's all settle down. Chanyeol, could you behave now okay?

 

 

 
 
 
 
Chanyeol
 
  Sorry, Hyung! I won't do it again. I'll behave. ㅋㅋㅋ
 
    

 

 

 

.Kai

  You better, Chanyeol; because I'ma kick your if you don't.

  

  

       

 

D.O

Omo, Jonginnie! Your language!

  

 

 
 
 
 
Chanyeol
 
  Well, I'm sorry, mister perfect!
 
    

 

 
Kai
 
  You're right about perfect.
 
    

 

Tao

You're so conceited.

  

  

 
 
 
 
Kai
 
  You bet I am.
 
    

 

 
Tao
 
  And dark.
 
    

 

 

 

.Chen

  Dears, let's all calm down for a second and adore the M A G N I F I C E N T CHEN.

  

  

       

 

Xiumin

What in the world. You completely destroyed the show.

  

  

 
 
 
 
Lay
 
  Rainbows...
 
    

 

 
Kris
 
  This is not going anywhere.
 
    

 

Chen

You have all been touched by the mighty Chen.

  

  

 
 
 
 
Lay
 
  Rainbows.. they remind me of unicorns.
 
    

 

 
Xiumin
 
  Touched my !
 
    

 

 
Chen
 
  OH GOD WAIT! Lay is having a moment. I'm going to give him the spot light.
 
    

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Welcome! I present you our new show f—wait what?

Welcome to Flu(ffy) Boys!

Flu Boys?! What in the world!

Eeeep!!! –scribbles scribbles-

Hyung, why would our show be named Fluffy Boys?! And why was it even Flu Boys, oh my god.

I don’t know, Sehun! I swear I put out the name right…

Let’s forget about it, let’s just stick to the name I got us.

You made a name too?

Yeah behold, the bra… Bra Men?!

Behold, the Bra(ve) Men.

It is supposed to be Brave Men!

Why are our banners lacking letters?

Meanwhile…

Would you like some more tea, mister Veffy?

Oh my god.

Aaaaah! I can explain, guys!

Why would you name a teddy bear, Veffy?

And what on earth is this?! A tea party…?

Oh god, I can explain!

Damnit, now the viewers would think we are weird.

Hyung, you are having… a tea party?

No, no… It’s just that… mister Veffy invited me.

Oh my damn god.

We still don’t have a banner, guys…

Oooh mister Veffy has it all under control!

Really now? By chance, what could our group be named then?

Pussycat Boy Dolls

Oh hell no! You little demon!

Eeeeck! Sehun, why did you throw away mister Veffy!

It deserves to die!!

You meanie! Aww come on, Kyungsoo, don’t you think mister Veffy’s idea is good? It is, right?

Pussycat Boy Dolls?

Yes!

…?

Oh my freaking damn god.

Then what can our banner be then?

I know just the perfect thing.

Anti-Chanyeol’s Club.

Yah, don’t you think it’s a little racist?!

It’s the perfect title for the freaking show.

Sehun! Calm down, here have some tea first to relieve the stress.

Mister Veffy makes good tea, Sehun~~

-facepalms-

Aww fine, let’s just use this title I made 5 minutes ago.

Adventures with Chanyeol, Kyungsoo, Sehun and

I will never agree to what you are- wait, that’s actually a good title, Chanyeol.

Really, you think so?!

Hyung, it does have a nice ring to it! Adventures of Chanyeol, Kyungsoo, Sehun and… wait, why is there an And, Hyung?

Oh right, I forgot. And this is where this comes a long! (Veffy) I thought adding another character to the show wouldn’t do any harm to us and I just thought that-

-chainsaws-

Foreword

 

 

.Luhan

     Welcome! I present to you our new show, F-

    

    

       

Chen

Wait what?!

Flu Boys?! What in the world! 

       

Chen

Eeeeeeep!!!!

Hold on a second, Sehun! 

 

.Luhan

            I don't understand, the letters were suddenly missing...

    

    

              

Chen

Ughm... Fluffy Boys? Our show is called Fluffy boys?

Hyung, why the name? And why even Flu Boys, oh god. 

       

Chen

I swear it's wasn't Flu Boys, Sehun!

It's Fluffy Boys... if you don't mind the name. 

       

Chen

Nah. And you know what?

I already got us a better name for the show. 

       

Chen

Oh!

You made a name too? 

 

Yeah behold, the b-bra... Bra Men?!

 

       

Chen

Yaaaah!!!

It is supposed to be Brave Men! 

       

Chen

Why are our banners lacking letters?

I wonder! 

 

 

Meanwhile

Would you like some more tea, mister Veffy?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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luhansprinxess
#1
Did this already end..?
Meowrr
#2
Chapter 6: OMG OMG OMG I SO LOVE THIS TALKSHOW PLEASE DO UPDATE SOON <3
AND ASDFGHJKL CHEN IS THE BEST <3
kroness
#3
Chapter 6: LOL Suho's keeping everything in check *snaps* This keeps getting funnier and funnier \o/
PepeMon
#4
Chapter 6: LOOL. ._.
LOOOOOL.. .__.
LOOOOOOOOOL... .___.
grace_here
#5
Chapter 3: This is soo damn hilarious!!! the "Gucci..." as well as Tao's scary face on the bg was so perfect! And Kris' reaction to it is so epic! LOVEEEEEEE it. Bless you and ur amazing humor!
--noodles
#6
Chapter 6: I have been sensing SuChen throughout the episodes.
AND I LOVE YOU FOR THAT. B')
SuLovesXiuhan
#7
Wait wait I'm confused o.o
Is it just me or did tge pairings in the tag change o.o
BAPBlackjackVIP
#8
Chapter 6: lol!!! this chapter XD
syuddie41
#9
Chapter 2: lol. what a cute squish >.< pinky. awwwww~
LMAOOOOOOO XD mermaid baozi XDD i'm laughing so hard. lol. no offense.