EXO's Talk Show!! [BETA]

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Comedy EXO, laugh all the way, greatest crack ever.

 
 
 Luhan 
 
  Good. Morning. Everyone! I’m EXO’s Luhan, and beside me are the rest of the EXO.

 

 
 
 
 
 Chanyeol 
 
  Oh god, we’re so crowded here.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Baekhyun 
 
  Channie, the cameras are rolling… *nudges and whispers*
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Chanyeol 
 
  Oh, annyeong!! EXO’s happy virus, Chanyeol imnida!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 D.O 
 
  Hyung, Luhannie hasn’t said to introduce ourselves yet.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Luhan 
 
  Alright, everyone. Kindly introduce yourselves please.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Chanyeol 
 
  EXO’s happy virus, Chanyeol imnida!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Kai 
 
  You just said that, you giant.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Sehun 
 
  Hyung!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Chanyeol 
 
  Why, Luhan said to introduce ourselves!

 

 
 
 
 
 Kris 
 
  Oh boy…
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Suho 
 
  It’s okay, Kris.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Luhan 
 
  Guys, introduce yourselves. *gulps*
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Xiumin 
 
  Hello! I’m EXO’s Xiumin and I like steam buns!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Chen 
 
  EXO’s Chen, main vocalist, hello!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Chanyeol 
 
  And I’m Chanyeol and I’m the happ-
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Kai 
 
  UGH. I’m Kai and I’m annoyed.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Luhan 
 
  You guys… alright, cut. Let’s record again.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Kai 
 
  Chanyeol, why so dumb, we are already having the 6th take.

 

 
 
 
 
 Chanyeol 
 
  Blame it on me??!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 D.O 
 
  Jongin!! Your mouth, don’t talk to Hyung like that.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Lay 
 
  What’s happening…
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Kai 
 
  This is not my fault, obviously!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Sehun 
 
  This is what happens when Kai is jealous because Kyun-
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Kris 
 
  The cameras are still rolling!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Suho 
 
  Someone stop it!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Kai 
 
  ALL CHANYEOL’S FAULT.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Tao 
 
   … That’ll do the trick.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Kris 
 
  Tao, why did you kick Kai’s head?!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 D.O 
 
  Omo, he passed out!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Baekhyun 
 
  , my eyeliner got smudged!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Lay 
 
  What’s going on?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Xiumin 
 
  Okay, someone cut the cameras.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Luhan 
 
  This has gone chaos!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Suho 
 
   I told you, we can’t control these kids.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Kris 
 
  Yeah…
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Sehun 
 
 This is mad! Luhannie, let’s have some bubble tea while ta- ….
 

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*TO BE CONTINUATION*what

 

Foreword

AUTHOR-NIM IS FULL OF CRACK, FORGIVE ME.

Enjoy EXO talking NAUTICAL NON-SENSE. OKAY?

GOOD.

There's also going to be guest every chapter so there's something to talk about.

 

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strong26
#1
Chapter 4: hyee ! i'm here ! *again*
soo . my bias in exo is ..
sehun oppa !!
lay oppa !
and suho oppa . hehe
strong26
#2
Chapter 1: hye ! okay .. so
this show is awesome !! hehe
and all the members is great and funny ;)haha
and sehun should have more parts (cause he's my bias>,<)
hehe .. thats all i'll answer for now :)

xoxo
yoshiberri #3
Chapter 8: Chen is just daebak omg. trolling 5ever
beibylovely #4
Chapter 3: hahaha oh my god my fav are red n yellow team LOL xD
beibylovely #5
love it! LoL my 12 dorky boys :*
mmeeggg
#6
Chapter 8: This chapter is sooo funny <3
bbygrlolita
#7
Chapter 8: OMG I RLAB THROUGH OUT CHEN'S CORNER!!!
nonaday
#8
Chapter 3: this is sooo funny *sheds tears*

chen's pic sure the best!!!
-machiato
#9
Chapter 8: Luhan scared me omfg. i almost died preventing myself from laughing
xi_hanbie
#10
Chapter 5: lol tao
i saw that coming!
gucci<3
hahaha