Onew's Chicken Farm (The Chicken Olympics)

Description

Life as a chicken is hard. Especially for the chickens who live on Farmer Jinki’s Chicken Farm (AKA Onew the obsessed chicken freak’s place).

Every year, farmer Onew holds the "Chicken Olympics" which consists of three events: the chicken races, the flight contest, and last, but not least, the tasty competition.

The chicken races are pretty self-explanatory. Onew lines up 6 chickens at a time and they race, the winner is then taken to the Golden Roost. It was every chicken's dream to make it to the Golden Roost- it meant that Onew wouldn't eat you and you could live out the rest of your sad life in peace. At least, that's what people say.

The flight contest is just plain weird. Onew herds all of his chicken friends onto the roof of the farmhouse and throws them off to see how far the fly. What he doesn't realize is that chickens can't fly, and it's all up to how hard Onew throws them. The winners of this (or the lucky bastards that get thrown the farthest) are also allowed to stay in the Golden Roost.

The last competition is the one that no one wants to come out on top in. It's the tasty competition, and Onew basically looks each chicken up and down very carefully in order to decide how tasty they would be battered and deep fried. Sometimes, he even nibbles on the unlucky chicken being tested, leaving feathers in his mouth and a squawking chicken attempting to run away. The winners of the tasty competition get a great view of the farm- from chicken heaven.

 

What happens when Onew finds himself in a chicken body, being forced to go through the Chicken Olypmics? Will he be eaten or will he win with glory?

Foreword

This is a one-shot (In progress) that I am working on for fiqadongwoo's B.A.PFinitEXO (Chemistry) One-shot Contest. 

Yes. I will have a chapter dedicated to Onew and Chicken pictures after the story because I can, and I feel the need to have one. 

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AptonKey #1
Chapter 3: OMC oh my chicken I can't belive I stopped myself from laughing
WinterPearl
#2
Chapter 3: LOVE THIS SO MUCH XD
(i may or not be stalking your profile and reading all the stories that interest me)
Miawitch_1002 #3
Chapter 2: so funny, i thought he'd never turn back again!
vaho1997 #4
Genius. You are a genius!
Miawitch_1002 #5
I cant wait! Onew as a chicken? Oh no! :)
PoisonApple911 #6
This sounds.. Really creepy. Onew is so sick >,< but eh. It's crack. I love funny cracks so.. I'll be waiting for this~!
OhLvhan
#7
onew the chicken obsessed freak become a chicken!!! lol!!! xD