A Cousin Problem

Lee Joon: What are you doing here? How did you find me?

Girl: Oh I'm here for you and I found you with the tracking devise I put in your phone. 

Jiyeon: Who's at the door Lee Joon?

(Sees the girl)

Jiyeon: Why are you here?

Girl: Well of course for my future husband. Isn't that correct honey.

Lee Joon: What are you talking about I don't even know you.

Girl: You're so cruel to me.

Jiyeon: Geez don't make her cry Lee Joon. Just hurry up and get inside close the door and you go home.

Girl: That's so not fair big meanie he's mine not yours. I demand you let me in.

Eunji: Is that okay.

Krystal: Shouldn't you let her in.

Jiyeon: Give me one reason why.

Jessica: Well I know 2. One is she's your cousin and the other is she's older than you.

Jiyeon: This . 

(Opens the door)

Jiyeon: Get in. 

Girl: Hey where's my future husband.

Jiyeon: You scared him off.

Hoya: So who are you miss.

Girl: My name is Yoon Eun Hye. I am 20 years old nice to meet you handsome person.

Eunji: Back off woman he's mine.

Eun Hye: Seems like you haven't changed. 

Hoya: Well hello. My name is Lee Hoya.

L: Hello my name is Kim Myungsoo but people call me L.

Chunji: My name is Lee Chunji. Nice to meet you.

Eun Hye: Wow Jiyeon you have a lot of man in your house. No don't tell me your running a host club.

Jiyeon: What no.

Eun Hye: I don't care right now where do I sign up. I want my future husband.

Jiyeon: I said this isn't a host club.

Eunji: Sorry I have to go home. Come on Hoya.

Krystal: Us too. Yeah you two come with us too.

Jiyeon: No don't leave me here with her. Oh wait I still have Lee Joon.

Eunji: Man I forgot about her personality.

Krystal: Yeah I feel so said for Jiyeon.

Jessica: Well I'm okay with her as long as she doesn't take my man.

Eunji: Same here.

Krystal: Triple that. So where should we go until she leaves.

Chunji: Amusement park.

Jessica: Same here.

L: Hey I wonder what happened to Dong Min.

Hoya: Now that you mention it. Well he will come back soon I think.

(At the house)

Jiyeon: Well I'm going to go to the restroom so you stay here.

Eun Hye: Okay (hehe I'm going to try to find the cutie)

Jiyeon: Okay which room is he in?

Lee Joon: (whispers) Hey Jiyeon Jiyeon over here.

Jiyeon: Oh there you are.

Lee Joon: Hurry it up before she comes.

Jiyeon: Oh yeah.

Lee Joon: Okay lock it.

(2 minutes later)

Jiyeon: I can't stand this how long have I been in here.

Lee Joon: Calm down before she hers us and it's only been 2 minutes.

Jiyeon: Hey lets go to your house.

Lee Joon: How?

Jiyeon: Jump out of the window.

Lee Joon: You crazy.

Door: Knock knock.

Jiyeon: Oh shoot she's coming.

Lee Joon: It's fine you locked it right.

Jiyeon: Yup. Plus it's not like we have a ke...

Lee Joon: What is it spit it out.

Jiyeon: Oh shoot the keys are in the kitchen.

Lee Joon: What. Oh my goodness what are we going to do now?

Jiyeon: Wait I got a plan. Okay we hide under the blanket but you have to be under. 

Door: Knock knock.

Eun Hye: Are you in there Jiyeon?

Jiyeon: Hurry get under.

Lee Joon: I don't think this would work.

JIyeon: It's this or her.

Lee Joon: Nevermind lets do this.

Eun Hye: I'm coming in. (Unlocks the door)

Jiyeon: What are you doing I'm trying to sleep.

Eun Hye: Well I thought my future husband was here.

(Lee Joon suddenly squeezes her)

Jiyeon: (What are you doing Lee Joon.)

Eun Hye: Hey do you know where he is. 

Jiyeon: Nope not a clue. 

Eun Hye: Yeah but for some reason his phone is in here.

Lee Joon: Oh shoot.

Jiyeon: Oh that's because I took his phone and he took my phone.

Eun Hye: Oh really then what's under there.

Jiyeon: What are you talking about have you never seen a pregnat woman sleep. (What am I saying)

(Stares at Lee Joon)

Jiyeon: (You owe me big time)

Lee Joon: Dang it I Just can't take it anymore. I'm sorry to have to say this but I'm in love with Jiyeon. So I can't love anybody else.

EH+Ji: What????

Lee Joon: Don't deny it. We made love to each other before.

Jiyeon: (Hey what are you talking about)

Lee Joon: (Whispers) Play along so she can leave.

Jiyeon: Oh yeah I remember.

Eun Hye: Oh really than prove it.