Ten reasons why Sungyeol hates each Infinite member and a few other reasons why he hasn’t quit yet.

Sunggyu

Dislikes

1. He doesn’t know what fun is, even if it stabs him a hundred times over and over again.
2. He is too good at singing.
3. He gets all the variety show offers.
4. He’s the most popular, believe it or not.
5. He tries too hard and blames everything on himself.
6. Everyone secretly likes him, even Sungjong.
7. He is stingy with his money.
8. He nags and nags, especially about Sungyeol’s coffee tendencies.
9. He makes lame jokes.
10. Infinite relies solely on him, entirely on him.

Likes

1. Sunggyu works so hard and is always there to be the best leader he can (even if that’s not much).
2. Sunggyu doesn’t cry for himself, he cries for Infinite.

Dongwoo

Dislikes

1. His laugh is sort of annoying, especially when you’re trying to sleep.
2. Personal space doesn’t exist with him.
3. He hogs all the food.
4. He is the hardest member to wake up, and Sungyeol is unlucky enough to get morning duties all the time.
5. He farts in his sleep and the smell makes you tear.
6. He sings in the shower, something Sungyeol hates the most.
7. He is always there right behind you, it’s creepy.
8. He worries too much.
9. Did Sungyeol mention his laugh?
10. His laugh.

Likes

1. He cares so much; Sungyeol wonders how big his heart actually is.
2. His laugh.

Woohyun

Dislikes

1. Grease.
2. How he always looks so perfect.
3. How he always sounds so perfect.
4. How he is perfect.
5. He knows each member a bit too well, to the point he knows all of their pet peeves and intentionally does it anyway.
6. How he seems to not care about anything.
7. How much he loves Inspirits.
8. How hard he worked.
9. How much he gives and doesn’t receive.
10. He looks too good.

Likes

1. He loves Inspirits so much.
2. He loves Infinite so much.

Howon

Dislikes

1. All the drama offering he gets.
2. His relationship with Seo Inguk (it’s so gay Sungyeol can’t)
3. His face.
4. How he is always judging everyone.
5. His dancing skills.
6. His wit.
7. How he can disappear for hours without anyone sending out a search party for him.
8. He’s from Busan.
9. His abs.
10. The ground he walks on.

Likes

1. His jokes always lighten up the mood.
2. His luck, because he gets morning duty more than Sungyeol does.

Myungsoo

Dislikes

1. Everything.
2. His face.
3. His hair.
4. His voice.
5. His ability to make knee socks look like they were sent from God and ironed with angel tears.
6. His stupid face.
7. How he is always everyone’s favorite.
8. His stupid looking face that everyone loves.
9. He clings onto things like a koala and refuses to let go until he is offered food.
10. His face.

Likes

1. He buys Sungyeol things.
2. How he is always ready to catch Sungyeol if he trips and falls (when he should be worried about himself instead).
3. …maybe his face.

Sungjong

Dislikes

1. He plays Sunggyu like a banjo.
2. He secretly is everyone’s ideal girl.
3. His ability to switch from manly as to girly as .
4. He never makes noises when he walks—never.
5. How pretty he actually is.
6. How he gets this look sometimes like he’s going to kill everyone.
7. He thinks he’s smarter than all of his hyungs (Sungyeol would gladly agree to that, but of course, he is smarter).
8. Sometimes he makes this noise when he’s hungry and automatically everyone piles their wallet and offers him the most expensive thing on the menu.
9. He is too nice sometimes.
10. He is too mean sometimes.

Likes

1. His sassy ways.
2. How he is way manlier than Howon or Myungsoo can ever be.

Two real reasons why infinite think sungyeol hasn’t quitted yet.

Sunggyu

1. I’m the best hyung ever.
2. He wouldn’t dare disobey my orders.

Dongwoo

1. He’s waited for this for too long.
2. He still thinks one day he’s going to make it, I do too.

Woohyun

1. My cooking is something he’ll never be able to taste again if he quits.
2. He hasn’t finished the Nam Boot Camp yet—he hasn’t honed his skills for capturing Inspirits’ hearts.

Howon

1. He’s afraid Inguk will cut him.
2. He’s…Sungyeol.

Myungsoo

1. He loves us too much.
2. His dream is worth more than his entire life to him.

Sungjong

1. I don’t know.
2. Probably because he can’t bring himself to leave me behind.

One real reason why infinite didn’t drop.

1. Inspirits.

a/n oh the fluff. inspired because i kept listing things to myself and then i saw a gif of hoya's judging stare and then somehow, my brain jumped to this.

that and myungsoo's face had been making weird faces and sounds. yeah...his face, ew.

oh and i think woohyun possessed me at the end. i was just going through the wooyeol tag and saw lots of trainer!woo appearing. i just so saw him sitting in his room writing something like this in his diary. because real men have diaries.