LOL wut do i put here?

I AM SORRY FOR THIS PIECE OF FIC.

I AM SORRY FOR MY PIECE OF WRITING.

I AM SORRY FOR THE GAYNESS OF WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ.

I AM SORRY FOR THIS.

I. AM. SO. SORRY.

BUT I LOVE YOU AND I WANTED YOU TO HAVE A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

I AM STILL SORRY.