Beetle

BangHim.
Comedy/Crack

“N-No! Get it away from me!”

Himchan made a shooing motion at the beetle on his and Yongguk’s bedroom floor.

“YONGGUK! KILL IT!”

The older came running in due to his lover’s very feminine scream, and looked around the room, opposite of where Himchan was planted.

“Where is it?” Yongguk squinted his eyes.

“HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT?” Himchan yelled right into Yongguk’s ear, making the man cover his ears for dear life.

“I can’t see it anywhere! Calm down!” He shushed Himchan, and he kept looking around the room.

“YES. Thanks, Gukkie!”

The older turned around at this.

“What did I do?”

“You stepped on the beetle!”

“Um...” Yongguk lifted his foot up to observe the so-called insect.

“Himchan.”

“Hm?”

“This is your bluetooth.”

Himchan’s eyes widened, and his eyes practically lit with fire.

“WHY DID YOU STEP ON THIS?” Himchan yelled and pushed Yongguk off of his device, “THIS WAS $150, YONGGUK.”

“Well, it’s not my fault I my own bluetooth was lying around and ended up thinking it was a beetle.”

“Oh, so now it’s my fault?”

Yongguk facepalmed.

Really random. LOL.
It started out with spiders, but no one
writes about underrated beetles, na mean?

PLUS I SAW A SPIDER ON
MY WALL RIGHT AFTER I TYPED
'SPIDER' SO YEAH BEETLES IT IS

-Emma