of idiot ninjas, lovely insults and a desperate bodyguard

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" The day Sungyeol became Hokage wasn't a glorious day. "

 

 

Title: of idiot ninjas, lovely insults and a desperate bodyguard
Characters: Sungyeol, Myungsoo, Infinite members, mentionof!other idols
Pairing: Main!Sungyeol/Myungsoo, Woohyun/Sunggyu, Dongwoo/Howon, Sungjong/Kyungsoo (Yes, people. Kyungsoo of EXO)
Genre: Comedy, Romance (This fanfic is stupid. Very very stupid. Like Sungyeol <3)
Summary: Woohyun doesn't think Sungyeol will be a good Hokage.
 
a/n: Happy birthday my dear Jenna! This is for you! Since you love Naruto as much as you love Infinite, here is a Naruto! Infinite fanfic for you. Feel free to thank me with a never-ending thankful status on facebook- -or you can create an AFF account and thank me here. Either way, do what you want (You can also not thank me, you know :D No, joking. You must thank me because this fanfic is ridiculously stupid and I remember swearing "no more" after 'are you really a gryffindor' and 'Myungsoo's a teddy bear'. So, effing thank me <3 )

Foreword

Pls. This is so stupid. 

 

 

The day Sungyeol became Hokage wasn't a glorious day.
 
Despite all the good things that happened- - starting from the peace treaty between the villages that guaranteed peace and calm for at least the next decade, the prosperity of the Leaf village, the happiness of the ninjas and the people of all the villages, to Woohyun becoming an Anbu, yet being directed to protect the Hokage's life,
 
 
(Woohyun huffed, "Anbu, my . I'm a baby- sitter."
 
"The Hokage's baby-sitter", Sungjong tried to console him.
 
Woohyun watched as Sungyeol tripped and stayed with his face and body glued to the ground until Sunggyu helped him. He turned to his left, crossing his arms on his chest. Sungjong gave him a sympathetic smile.
 
"Good luck to me", Woohyun breathed out.)
 
 
Sunggyu becoming Sungyeol's personal medical ninja,
 
 
(Woohyun narrowed his eyes at Sungyeol, "No."
 
Sungyeol narrowed too. "You have nothing to do with this."
 
"I do", Woohyun countered. He was fuming, "He's my lover, thus he's mine and I'm not letting him waste his life curing an idiot like you!"
 
Sungyeol looked affronted and hurt for the first two minutes. "Y-y-you're so mean."
 
Then he started crying in front of everyone. Suddenly, pairs of glaring eyes and ready-to-be-thrown-kunai were pointing at the Hokage's own bodyguard/baby-sitter. Sunggyu was giving him a very disapproving look too.
 
"Please", Woohyun palmed his face, "tell me this is a nightmare.")
 
 
and Sungjong becoming a Chunin- -in short, the villagers rewarded Sungyeol and his friends for the bravery and the ninja-kicking-asses-and-throwing-kunai skills that they'd demostrated during the dangerous missions and, especially for their super-bravery and their ninja-expert-in-jutsu-and-kicking-asses-and-throwing-kunai skills during the civil war (we ain't going to talk about the civil war because that's irrelevant. The story isn't about the civil war. All you need to know is that Sungyeol, with the help of the other ninjas, defeated the old Jungsoo and his comrades. Now, everyone is happy.
 
Well, they were happy. At least, they were before Sungyeol's announcement.)
 
 
Despite all the good things that happened, the day Sungyeol became Hokage wasn't a glorious day for the Leaf Village.
 
 
They were all expecting Sungyeol to be a great Kage like his father was.
He proved to be qualified to be their leader- -when he wasn't stupid enough to fall to nothing and smash his face on the ground, he was a reliable, strong ninja (Okay. Maybe there shoud be some examples of his heroic missions here because telling few words about the civil war isn't enough and really. Sungyeol, the idiot ninja of the Leaf village being fantastic and charming and incredible like his father was? That must be hard to imagine. Let alone, to believe it. 
 
Or maybe, we don't need any example.
 
Sungyeol must be the best of all the Leaf ninjas, or he wouldn't have been proclaimed Hokage and the people of his village wouldn't be happy about him being the one to save their butts.
 
So, no. Examples aren't needed after all).
 
 
Too bad that the Hokage said that he was in love with a Nukenin and worse, that he wanted said Nukenin to be his 'wife'.
 
(Woohyun plugged his ears and began repeating to himself that, "This.is.all.a.nightmare.")
 
 
 

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Nadjell #1
Chapter 1: God pleeeease update this soon
I want myungyeol lol
<3
lahdeedah000 #2
Chapter 1: omg FIRST CHAPTER! lol this sounds absolutely ridiculous, I love it! ;D Poor poor Woohyun though, you're life is so hard. xD Curious about Myungsoo and his interaction with Yeol though...can't wait for more! ^^
lahdeedah000 #3
Are you planning on posting this anytime soon? Because I reeeeeally wanna read it!!! :3
straybangfinite877 #4
OMO OMO THIS SOUNDS SOGOOD!! Please update soon!!
eseech
#5
askjhadkjashas I'll give you legit-ness after examination week but sdjshkjash THIS SOUNDS SO COOL KEEP PLZZ
corg-key #6
This seems nice, I'll be waiting for you to update it ^^
Ero-chibi
#7
Sungyeol/Myungsoo? OTL *exasperated sigh*
*another long long sigh*
*groans* hahaha~~ there goes my whiny self.
just don't make my Myungieboy into a wimpy, blushy Nukenin or i'm gonna summon a Shiki Fujin no Fuinjutsu to haunt you. hahaha~~
Milkboy_sehun #8
LOL OMG NARUTO IS THE BEST...and now infinite makes it even better!! AHAHA