Wednesday, the 17th of April, 2013                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

Dear Diarrhea, (-oops gross I meant Diary, and btw I am so not funny)

I am in such a bad mood today. Like, I am in a very, very, very bad mood today.

I got home after school,  and I was really really happy because we don't have to study anything for tomorrow because we have our "Carrer Day" or whatever. It is a super duper boring thing we have in our school, and people that do different jobs come talk to us to "inspire" us and "motivate" us high school students to go study, but they actually end up talking about how their lives and jobs . I am soooo looking forward to tomorrow's Carreer Day. Not.

Anyways, where were I? Oh, yes, I was happy and excited I would finally have some time to stalk my biases and my favorite groups. But then I had this oh-so great idea to check out allkpop and see what's new or any gossips or whatever.

Guess what I saw.

Taemin is getting married.

Well, he's not really getting married. He is going to be in this stupid show WGM (We got married). Well, I admit it's not really a ty stupid show, it's rather entertaining. But now, I will bash WGM because poor Taemin is part of it.

He's getting "married" to some called Na Eun. I think the is from A Pink or whatever? I only like Eunji from that group, 'cause she was in Reply 1997, one of my favorite kdramas of 2013, and because she also has a great voice. But the group as a whole, it's so freaking cutesy. I generally like aegyo (duh Oh Sehun is my bias, so effing cute), but this is just over the top. I prefer badass girl groups like 2NE1 and f(x). SNSD can also be badass sometimes. Yeah, sometimes.

Now that I mentioned 2NE1, my favorite girl group of all times, I remembered that they just had this new song out with Will.i.am. It's a pretty good song and CL's rap part is pretty awesome. However, I am mad because they are not even credited in youtube, like wtf.

 --Will.i.am and 2NE1

The song is called Gettin' Dumb (what in the world is wrong with this name), and I like it 'cause it kind of sounds like House music, and I really like House music. I also love love love the Black Eyed Peas and I like Will.i.am's music occasionally. I've got to say, he makes some pretty damn awful music sometimes. He made my ears bleed once. Literally. (JK JK)

Enough about 2NE1 and Will.i.am. 

Anyways, my lovely Taemin is getting married. Taemin is my bias in SHINee, he is one of my first biases ever and he also used to be my ultimate bias. That was when I was mad at Gdragon and YG and BigBang for not having a comeback for a really, really long time. Gdragon had always been my ultimate bias. I still admire him a lot and absolutely adore him, but I don't really love him as much as I love my wonderful husband, Oh Sehun. Like, didn't you know? We are officially married. We love each other so much, oh yes. Sehun wouldn't even think about cheating on me with Luhan. No way in hell. (gosh, my life huhuhuhuhuhuhu)

So, my pont is, Taemin and I were still married a year ago. (I tend to call my ultimate biases my "husbands", as you can see.).HOW DID HE GET OVER ME IN SUCH A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME?! Like seriously, he should have been crying right now.  We used to love each other so much, until I decided to have a divorce with him and marry Sehun. Not that I care, but I am mad because that Naeun is going to be a way worse wife than I was. What is even going to happen to Taeminnie... And I am also really mad at Taemin because, like, WHAT ABOUT MINHO? DIDN'T HE EVEN CONSIDER POOR MINHO huhuhuhuhuhuhu. *sobs*

Okay, I am being really weird and delusional right now, I should better stop. :/

Truth is, I was just really disappointed that Taemin is going to be part of WGM, probably because I am a freaky obsessive fangirl that wants her biases only to herself and can't share with other peope because she is also extremely selfish. (why am I talking about myself in 3rd person? weeiirdd) I am sorry Taemin. I am sorry WGM. I am so very sorry Na Eun ugly . (kekekekekekeke)

Gosh, I am such a crazy fangirl. Although I am sure that some other fangirls are even crazier than I am. Dear Diary, do you think that any fangirls would attempt to kill that Na Eun ? I should better do it first, before anyone else does muahahahahaha. *evil laugh*

I'll probably go stalk HunHan now, kay, bye.

Author's note                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

So sad that Taemin oppar is getting "married". Anyways, as you may have noticed, I  am being pretty delusional in this diary entry, so don't pay a lot of attention to what I am saying. Just sit down and enjoy me being absolutely ridiculous.

Anyhow, firstly, I would like to thank you all people who subscribed, even though I only posted the Foreword. I really appreciate it :)

Secondly, sorry to you A Pink fans, I don't even know Na Eun that well, I shouldn't be calling her a . I will never call that anything, I swear.(lol see what I did there?) But, seriously, I only said those things because I was exagerrating (and maybe trolling a little bit). I am just trying to be funny, it must be my weird sense of humor, sorry if it's not working out for you.

 bye lovelies~

PS: Did you know that SHINee is having their comeback  on the 29th with part 2 of their album "Why so serious-The Misconceptions of Me"? Omo Omo I am so excited, that made my day lol