survivor ➵ south korea's newest reality show! (on hold)

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➵survivor — preview one

"Today's the day!" MC number one, Kim Jongdae, announced happily over the rain that poured down over the hut he and his fellow MC, Zhang Yixing, stood
under to protect themselves from the downpour. "It seems that the weather doesn't agree with our filming today though, does it, Lay?"

"It really doesn't," Yixing agreed, although in Mandarin, unlike his companion, who spoke in Korean. As soon as he finished his sentence the wind picked up,
blowing a steady mist of rain into the hut's open window. Their lines were forgotten as the two immediately dove for cover behind the PD, not very keen to
get wet and have their makeup be ruined. Sitting in that chair for another fifteen minutes... They couldn't handle that, no sir. A clever cameraman quickly
turned the camera to the two MCs who were huddled on the floor and gave them a signal the camera was still rolling. "A-Ah... What you see here is one of
the things our contestants will have to deal with here on the isla-a-a-ACHOO!" Zitao sniffled loudly and mumbled, "I think I've caught a cold..."

Jongdae gave Yixing a pat on the shoulder. "In only a minute? Nice try. Let's go get our makeup fixed."

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"Missing—In—Action!"

"What are you doing?" Wu Yifan asked Byun Baekhyun, who was strutting around the green room and shouting a bunch of nonsense. Kim Jongin, who was
watching Baekhyun, snorted with laughter. Yifan turned to glare at Jongin, his eyebrows knitting together. "What?!"

"He's shouting lyrics from MIA's songs!" Jongin exclaimed. "You're an MC; how do you not know this?!" He clutched his stomach as he continued laughing.
"Oh, man, I can't wait to tell Kyungsoo this! He's gonna— Oh, man, wait, I can't wait to tell MIA this! Dude, they are gonna hate your guts! Hah!"

"Tch. Shut up." Yifan shoved Jongin off the couch, who continued to laugh, tears now welling up in his eyes from both pain and laughter.

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Foreword

title: survivor ➵ south korea's newest reality show
date started: april 2nd, 2013
genre: comedy, slice-of-life, smidge of romance
characters: exo, ocs, probably cameos from various other idols
rating: pg to pg-13
author: -darling
disclaimer: this story has no connection to survivor, the television series. i do not
own the survivor logo; credits go to the creators. all similarities between
this story and the show are completely unintentional. i've never watched it.
i also have no connection at all to EXO. MIA is a fictional group; all songs and
images used to represent them are not owned by me. tl;dr: i own, like, nothing.

author's note: cries at this ugly layout. pls don't let it turn you away
from this fic. /sobbu/ i'll make it pretty later... otl uh so
this was a rlly random idea and i was like "well ok i
might as well do this???" bc idk it's kinda cool amirite?
rules and application will come out next. then tips. o,
and i'mma just casually snag kai and ulzzang kang hye yeon.

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