Bonus!

A Case of the Autocorrects

Sigh, I give into you guys way too easily. OTZZ

Enjoy the bonus! :D (And don't ask me for more please.)

 


 

Z: So hyung?

Y: wat?

Z: whats ?

Y: O_____0

youre kidding right?

Z: im not kidding gukkie hyung.

Y: um

are you sure?

Z: yes hyung im sure /rolls eyes/

Y: uh, well

go ask channie. i cant explain it to you well ^^;

H: explain what well?

Z: ual

H: /spits out drink/ WHAT?!!!! 

why do you want to know junhonggie?

Z: im just curious. 3: im 16 and i can't know this stuff?

himchannie umma is mean TT __ TT

H: no im not- its just- nevermind. OTZZ

D: whats up?

J: my ceiling fan? and the ceiling? :D

YJ: no moontos, he means whats going on. =__=

J: ohhhh......

D: anyways, whats going on?

Z: himchannie umma won't teach me what is

can u teach me hyung? :D

D: uh, sure?

YJ: uh jello, i don't think its a good idea to ask daehyunnie-

D: okay, lets begin the lesson! ^^

YJ: oh no.

D: okay, so you know you have a right?

Z: yep :3

D: and with that , youre supposed to shove it up someones . :D

Z: i don't get it still. .__.

J: well, in other terms, its when a motherer shoves his up a or a man's or whatever has a hole, and apparently, its called ing. :3

Z: oh, that makes sense! ^w^

H: Ouo

Y: i never even knew jonguppie could be like that.... O_______________0

H: i cant believe you know nearly everything about , but you cant even figure what an apple is. =w=

J: what is an apple hyung? :o

Z: but wouldn't it get stuck?

D: nope. just make sure you give the person preparation first. 

Z: preparation?

Y: lets say for example, i cover my fingers with this watery thingy called lube, or any liquid that's slippery, and then i shove one finger in daehyunnies . and then i keep putting more fingers in until 3 can fit. i also put the lube on my too. and a .  ^^

H: why are you joining in this conversation? :l

Y: im bored

Z: daehyunnie hyung, wouldnt that feel weird? :9

D: yeah, but it feels good later on. especially when it hits ur prostate. :D

H: /facetable/ i cant believe you two are explaining to jello about ur life so bluntly. at least i have youngjae and jonguppie. /phew/

YJ: theres also other types of too ^^

J: yeah, like :D

H: what is life /rolls off a cliff/ OTL

/Himchan has signed out./

Z:  oh okay. thanks hyungs! :33

D: no problem :>

Y: which reminds me... >;D

D: wat are you thinking about... e__e

Y: MAKING LOVE SESSION TIME! :DDDDDD

/Yongguk has signed out./

/Daehyun has been disconnected./

YJ: junhong, do you have earplugs?

Z: uh no. why?

J: me and youngjae hyung are coming over to your room.

Z: as i said before, why?

YJ: well, let's just say that you're not gonna get any sleep tonight without them. eue;

J: theyre gonna be ing like rabbits. actually more than rabbits. theyre like crazed cyborgs.

 


 

I can't- /rolls off cliff along with Himchan/ >w<

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KangInwoo #1
Chapter 3: BWAHAHAHHAHAHA ing make my family and friend think I need to go to mental hospital and also scared my brother in the middle of night
uXknowme
#2
Chapter 3: LMAO HAHAHAHAHA THIS FIC XD

I shouldn't be reading these kinds but- THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY /cries/
Amberli123 #3
Chapter 1: OMG SO FUNNY HAHAHA ! I'm literally making my parents think I'm crazy!!!! Lol.
kpopfwenzy
#4
Chapter 3: hahaha!!! oh god..I can't..bwahahahahaha!!!
xanaris
#5
Chapter 3: *is still lolling* my belly hurts xD
xanaris
#6
Chapter 1: Lolz.... I was almost pissing my pants... Read it while sitting in the train. Sh!t everyone is probably thinking I totally lost it by now lol....
But that was so freaking funny xD I'm kind of scared to keep reading in public xD *keeps reading anyway*
IzumiRyouki
#7
Chapter 3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
anikounnie
#8
Chapter 3: this was funny lol i loved xD
squishpanda
#9
Chapter 3: woe. you seem to ship bangdae xD
that was so funny l0l