Everything in italic (unless it's a quote) is thought by Seunghyun.

Enjoy e.e

“What exactly are you doing...”, Heechul chuckled and sat down next to him on the bed.

“I- the zipper is stuck!! Help me hyung~”, Seunghyun cooed and and batted his fake eyelashes at the other.

“Is he trying to seduce me?”, Heechul thought and inspected the younger's body.

“Why do you want to take it off? Stand up and let me take a better look at you...”

Seunghyun did as he was told and shyly scrambled of the bed, intentionally or unintentionally giving him a clear view of everything under his see-through underwear.

(Author's comment: DAFUQ AM I TYPING????!!! *bangs head against the wall*)

After Seunghyun twirled around for a felt 30 minutes, Heechul finally stood up, ripped open the other's closet and began distributing the content all over the room. Not exactly to his surprise there was an equal amount of girl's and men's clothes inside. After successfully trashing the other's room, he began digging through the piles of clothes and a few minutes later, a proud smile formed on his lips.

“Wear this.”, he said and threw him a wig, shiny clothes, black leather hot-pants and 3kg of accessories. When Seunghyun had finished squeezing himself into the way-too-tight clothes Heechul applied make-up for him and this was the result:

“Heechul.. no... MASTER!! You are a genius!! Please make me you're apprentice!!!”, the boy in drag squealed and threw himself on the floor before his new 'master'.

“Ahaha.. no need for all the flattery. I'm quite aware of my genius. Now SIT.”

Seunghyun, obeying his master's orders, sat down quietly on the bed and watched Heechul transform. His hands moved so quickly, snatching a skirt, an eyeliner, powder from here and there and before the young admirer could say anything, a beautiful girl boy stood before him. He couldn't help but feel his cheeks redden, even though he was 100% certain he was not interested in girls. Then again... cross-dressing boys were another matter... ANYWAYS, when Heechul turned around...

“H-Heechul... I think god gave you the wrong gender...”, Seunghyun whispered, still in shock from the sight before him.

“Yah!! Wait... are you blushing Seunggie~~ ?”, the elder purred and got uncomfortably close.

“W-Why are you so close?!”

“My eye-sight is bad Seunggie... but you know? I have a boyfriend.”, Heechul spoke and blew gently into the others ear.

“I hope.”, he added to himself as he turned away and headed for the door. He was abruptly stopped, however by his new servant.

“Where are you going Heechul?”

“Me? I'm not going anywhere. WE are going OUTSIDE.”

Seunghyun needed a moment before he could process what Heechul had just 'requested' him to do. Go outside? Like this? I mean Heechul might just pull it off.... but Seunghyun? Not too sure about that.

“Uuuhm... I d-don't think...”

“Oh no worried about being recognized!”, Heechul cheered and patted him on the back.

With hopeful eyes Seunghyun turned to him...

“Your brother will look even worse.”

“WHAT?!?!”

Heechul jumped as the brothers shouted at him from both sides. He felt like his ears were about to fall off.

“I. Am. Not. Cross-dressing. NEVERRR YOU HEAR ME HEECHUL??!!! Never again. No way. Nope.”, as if to undermine his rejection, Hongki turned around and started walking away briskly.

But a thing he had said, had caught Seunghyun's attention: “Never AGAIN? He did it before?”.

“Hyung... you used to wear drag?”, the younger brother asked carefully before his elder brother was out of ear-shot, which was kind of impossible in this house by the way.

“NO!”, Hongki shrieked and shot Heechul a pleading look, but he took this all the wrong ways...

“Yes he did. Let me explain...”, he started while Hongki was mentally wacking his head against the wall.

*flashback*

(Author's comment: I'm having quite a lot of flashbacks, huh? Can't be helped. I have no idea what to write so I guess flashbacks are pretty convenient for filling up space ^^ I'm currently suffering under writer's block I guess...)

“And a grand applause... to MISS SEOUL 2013!!!”

Hongki quickly arranged his dress and proudly made his way up to the stage. He had gone through a lot of pain to get a girl's body without an operation and he was more than happy to welcome the prize money. Don't get me wrong... he isn't doing this for amusement (even though it was amusing to watch all the pretty girls lose to a guy). He had promised his girlfriend a trip to Jeju Island and he desperately needed the cash to make it happen.

He was still grinning like a fool/smiling sweetly when he recognized a VERY familiar face in the crowds. Heechul. Oh . They're eyes met and even though Hongki quickly turned away, he knew the other was smirking like the bastard he was, probably taking pictures with his phone.

After receiving the check, he couldn't even spare a moment to be happy, he hurried to change and ran off into the streets. He dashed through a group of people, turning heads as he ran past. As a boy, he was just as handsome as he was pretty as a girl, after all.

Finally! He spotted the fairly tall pretty-boy.

“Heechul!”

The other reacted immediately to his shout and turned around to look straight at him. He was wearing black shorts and a plain white v-neck. Resting in his arms lay Heebum, apparently taking a nap.

“Yo Hongki!! I didn't know you had that kind of interest...”

“I DO NOT!! I just did that for my girlfriend.”, Hongki blushed and crossed his arms in defense.

“Eh? So you're GIRLFRIEND has those kind of interests...”

“NO!!!!! Jesus Heechul, stop connecting everything to .”

“Well, then why did you do it?”, Heechul asked genuinely curious. Everything revolved about .

“I really need to patch things up with her, so I invited her to an overnight trip to Jeju Island-...”

“So it IS for .”, Heechul interrupted again and grinned at his dongsaeng.

“...”

“No it's not.”

“Very convincing. Really.”, Heechul deadpanned.

“Oppa??"

Hongki twirled and stared around, trying to find out where the call had come from. His hyung of a few months, however, didn't even react. He was more used to be called 'yeobo' or even 'eonni' by anybody trying to approach him.

“Hongki-oppa!!”, a cute girl squealed and latched onto the guy's arm.

“Sekyung ah! What are you doing here?”

“What do you mean what am I doing here~”, Sekyung whined and attempted a cute pout Heechul could only snicker at. ”Aren't you happy to see your girlfriend?”

“Of course I am jagiya! I missed you~ ”, Hongki purred and pulled her into a tight hug. Out of her eye-sight he grinned at Heechul and gave him the thumbs up to which his friend merely scoffed and rolled his eyes.

“I missed you too. When are we going on the trip?”, Sekyung said and looked at him with eyes full of expectation.

“I- I still have to book it. But I've got the money, I swear!”

“Jagiya, why are you so unreliable? I really, really want to go on that trip, yeah? Can oppa do this for me?”, she sniffed and batted her eyelashes at him.

Suddenly Heechul started laughing. Very loudly. He stared at Sekyung and Hongki in turn and just couldn't stop! The both of them just stood there and stared at him in confusion. Then, he started to explain his sudden outburst.

“T-This is j-just... oh god... Hongki this has completely wrapped you around her finger! She just wants to go to Jeju and then she'll probably dump you or something. And Sekyung, Hongki is just lusting after that pair of jiggly s. You know I've always wondered... do you know that your s will start sagging if you don't wear bras?”

*awkward silence*

*a few moments later*

“Sekyung... is that true? You're going to ditch me?”, Hongki asked.

“W-What! It's not like you're not only dating me for the ...”, Sekyung retorted, ignoring Heechul's insult about her precious himalayas.

“You just booked the trip so that you could me there, right?”, she snarled at her 'boyfriend'.

“Well, to his defense he put in quite a bit of effort...”, Heechul spoke up and patted his friend on the shoulder.

“What do you mean?”

“You know that competition today in Hongdae?-...”

“HEECHUL NO!!”, Hongki shrieked and tried to stop him from ruining his reputation, while Sekyung waited for him to continue.

“Well.”, Heechul said after removing Hongki's hands from his mouth, “he won it.”

“EEEEHH?! Isn't that a Miss Seoul competition?!”, the girl shouted and backed away from Hongki as if he carried a lethal disease.

“Yup. He looks prettier than you as a girl!”

“THAT'S DISGUSTING HONGKI!!!!! Eeeeew~ I can't believe I dated a cross-dresser~”, Sekyung shrieked and ran away from the both of them, leaving a very pissed of Hongki and a very smug Heechul behind.

*flasback end*

Seunghyun sat there, gazing at his elder brother with a mixture of respect for winning the contest, disgust for being so and amusement over his embarrassment.

"S-stop staring ...", Hongki stuttered and blushed.

And there goes his last shred of male pride.