“They’re not that hot!” Siwon yelled out, I was choking a bit

Can you guess what I was yelling about? If it’s about Siwon’s chocolate abs, than you’re wrong,

“D-Dumpling!” I yelled out again fanning my tongue,

“So much for a poker face” Siwon sighed, and I finally swallowed the whole dumpling that I stupidly put in my mouth without blowing on it first.

“P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face” I sang, he ate another dumpling,

“I don’t see why you think these are hot” he started chewing on the dumpling,

“They are!” I fought back and took another dumpling and put it in my mouth without thinking again, “HOT!!” I yelled out again,

“AISH! Will you blow on them since you think they’re so hot?” ha, that’d be funny if he was talking about his abs….

“D-don’t worry! I’ll get use to it!” I cried closing my eyes trying to get over the hotness of the dumplings.

“Drink your coconut!” he said giving me the cup of coconut juice, which I happily drank,

“Use your brain this time idiot” he sighed,

“Whatever” I laughed, and looked my way to the TV, oh a clean and clear commercial…. With Yoona in it…. Just great….

“Why don’t you eat the egg this time?” he looked at me,

“If I do, you’re going to eat the dumplings!” I argued, he looked at me,

“I’m not going to eat this much” he drank his coke,

“You sure seemed to enjoy the noodles I made earlier” I implied about the spicy noodles I made for them

Seriously, I used up TEN BAGS of Chinese egg noodles just to make that! But half of it was gone when I turned around, and 1/3 of it was left when I left the dorm!

“The other members ate it! I barely ate it” he said with a “sheesh, don’t blame me for everything” tone,

“Sure~ whatever you say” I replied with sarcasm,

“Whatever, now eat your egg” he sighed and pushed a peeled egg at me,

“What?” I looked at him,

“You better not scream hot on this one” he sighed,

“Thanks” I smirked and took the egg and started to eat it,

“Here’s some salt and pepper” Siwon added and handed me a small bowl mixed with Salt and Pepper,

“Thank” I said again, and dipped it in,

Well…. Apparently there was a bunch of pepper on the egg, and also I put too much on it, so I started to choke on it…

“Idiot!” Siwon yelled at me again and handed me my coconut juice,

I nodded because I was coughing like crazy, so I couldn’t really answer. Well I took a drink of it… But I started to choke again because I coughed when I was taking a sip, and it went down the wrong pipe…. So I started to choke on it,

“AISH!” Siwon sighed in dismay, and came over to my side and started to pat… no HIT my back,

“SI! WON! IT’S! NOT! WORKING! HURT! OW!” I yelled out every word because he just kept on hitting my back, then I grabbed a napkin, and started to cough on it, then I stopped,

“Wow, it stopped” I laughed a bit, but then he just gave me a “Seriously? You’re gonna start laughing now of all times” look….

“Seriously” he sighed, and went back to his spot,

“Sorry” I said and grabbed another dumpling, and then he shot a death glare at me,

“Blow” he said with an evil, scary, I’m going to kill you if you don’t listen, tone…

“O-ok…” I slowly said and started to blow on the dumpling, then ate it.

“Good Doggy” he sighed and patted my head, “If you didn’t I would had told Donghae that you have a crush on Yoona” that made me choke all over again,

“I” choke “Don’t!” cough

“You were pretty depressed about that kiss”

“I’m not!” I yelled sipping my juice,

“Yes you are~” he sang,
Oush! Stupid tall asian….

“No I’m not! I’d rather die than ever love her!” I finally said,

“OoOh~ sounds like someone’s in denial” he sang,
Note to self: Kill tall asian when you find out where he lives!

“I’m serious! I’d never fall in love with her!” I said, “I’d rather fall for someone who’s pretty! Like, Tiffany” I said, he looked at me,

“Tiffany? From Girls Generation? Seriously?” he gave me a surprised look,

“Y-yeah, she’s pretty and nice from what I know her from” I said eating another dumpling,

“Hm~ Really?” he said seeming interested,

“She seems easy to get along with. And she seems easy to be friends with” I looked at him,

“Really? She seems hard to understand, and she’s somewhat of a brat…”

“Probably because she doesn’t know Korean very well! Also, have you ever been to America? There are a bunch of brats!” I sighed and ate a few more dumplings,

“She’s Korean from America” Siwon looked at me,

“So? When you’re born and raised in America, you don’t really care for your heritage. You just go by where you’re living. So she probably didn’t think about her Korean part” I sighed,

“I guess” he sighed,

We talked more, but it was mostly him trying to get me out of this fake “denial” about me liking Yoona…. Then we just left the place when we found out that it was 11 pm

“Do you want me to walk you home?” he asked me, I shook my head,

“It’s ok, I can handle myself” I smiled and walked away from him.

I walked until I couldn’t see him anymore and sighed. Great… now I’m going to be punished thanks to Siwon… Oh well! It can’t be that bad right? I mean….. Never mind....

“AHHH!” I jumped at the shriek, and turned around, just who was that? “Help!” it yelled again. It was a girl for sure, I quickly ran to the scream, then I finally saw who the girl was, “Don’t dare touch me!” she yelled again, “SOMONE HELP!” she yelled again,

Crap, a girl and a guy with a beer bottle? Crap!

“YAH! LET HER GO YOU ERT!” I yelled, and ran towards her,