[ZELO'S POV, IN THE PALACE]

I hated waking up my sister. 

She sleeps all the time, it's not even funny.

Hyosung is known all throughout the kingdom for this.

My mom, the queen, scolds her all the time for this, but to no avail.

The sleeping beauty? Psh, more like the sleeping-never-gonna-wake-up-so-get-your--out-of-my-room giant.

I ran into the room to wake up my sister.

Pouncing on the lump under the covers, I shouted, "NOONA, WAKE THE UP!"

"SHUT UP!"

She got out of bed instantly and did some crazy move.

As I was slammed against the wall, the only thought going though my head was this:

This isn't my noona.

She looked at me menacingly, with her arm across my throat.

"Who the are you to call me noona? It should be hyung, you disrespectful bastard."

"Noona-"

I choked out the rest as her arm pressed down harder.

"Look... at your.... clothes.... and the fact.... that you have a .... I've lived with you for.... all my ...life.... unfortunately.... I've seen it....."

She dropped me and looked up her dress.

She pressed down on her chest.

I spun away, trying to ignore the fact that she was groping herself in front of me.

"WHAT IS GOING ON?" She screamed, clutching at her head.

"I'm not a girl. I'm Bang Yongguk, the ing manliest person around. I'm a man, and I definitely don't have a !"

She (he?) looked down again and let out a very unmanly squeal.

I grabbed a mirror and silently passed it to him.

"You're my sister, Hyosung. But I guess I should call you Yongguk hyung now."

He nodded, not really grasping everything.

He looked like his soul had just been out, but that's pretty acceptable considering that he had suddenly been transferred into a girl's body.

[ACROSS THE KINGDOM, IN A SMALL COTTAGE, DAEHYUN'S POV]

I heard a yell coming from my brother's room, so I went up to investigate.

The first thing I saw, was him grabbing at his .

"Awww, hyung~  Don't do that in front of me."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING HYUNG? I'M YOUR NOONA, AND WHY DO I HAVE A ?"

"Because you're a boy... noona?"

"WHO ARE YOU TO CALL ME NOONA SO INFORMALLY?! I'M ING PRINCESS HYOSUNG, BOW DOWN YOU PEASANT."

I sighed and pushed her in front of the mirror.

"You're my brother, Bang Yongguk."

A scream echoed through the house.