I couldn't help it. I needed to tell him what I really am.

We were heading out of the theater. I didn't even pay attention to the movies. 

"So..." 

"Umm, wanna go get something to eat?" asked L.

"Well...That's really nice of you but--"

"Come on, don't worry about paying."

"No, that's not--" I started but he already started walking to a Korean grill. How will I tell him???

As soon as L sat down, he started ordering a lot of stuff. "I'll have this," he pointed to something on the menu. "And this, and this, and this, oh! And kimchi. Hmm, make that 2 bowls of kimchi. I'd also like some drinks too...I'll have this, and this, and this."

"What would you like?" he asked me. 

"Umm....Kimchi," I answered.

The waiter left to get our food.

"L. I have a secret to tell you."

"Me too. I'll go first, so you will be more comfortable with telling me yours," he took a deep breath in. "I have a food problem.  Whenever I go out to eat, I have to order a lot of food. I don't know why, but I have this feeling inside me. It means that I MUST EAT."

"That feeling means you are obese," I said.

"Oh... Well, what's your secret?"

"I am a vampire."

We stared at each other for a couple of moments. "HARHARHAR! YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!" snorted L, laughing like crazy.

"No, I'm serious."

"Oh..."

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