Where everything goes wrong....

Where everything goes wrong in the suju dorms... well almost everything...

 

warning:bad language?

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Cho kyuhun is in a relationship with Lee Sungmin

Kim Heechul,Leeteuk and 11 people like this

Kim Heechul: How long has it been…2 freakin years? You guys are idiots… Have you done it yet?

Leeteuk: Heechul!

Kim Heechul: What? I am curious…so, have you?

Hangeng :Congratulations,just know that we support your decisions fully.

Kim Heechul : HANNIE! Make me BFR? Noona is hungry…

Hangeng :Noona?!?

Kim Ryeowook: What is BFR?

Kim Heechul : The one and only Beijing Fried Rice ! 

Kim Ryeowook: Ohh…

Hangeng:  Why? You know what nevermind, I do not want to know.

Choi Siwon: How did Kyuhyun changing his relationship status become Heechul the noona of the dorm?

Leeteuk: Time changes everything….

 

Eunhyuk> Lee Donghae  I hate chu!

Lee Donghae: I am sorry… it was an accident!

Eunhyuk: Accident my foot!

Leeteuk: I’m sure it was an accident.

Kangin: why what happened?

Lee Donghae: I accidentally put cotton candy in the washing machine which happened to have hyukkie’s  favorite toy inside

Kim Heechul: Why did you underline  your accidentally and happened?

Lee Donghae: to prove my point that I accidentally put cotton candy and it was an accident.

Cho Kyuhyun :Curiouser and curiouser…

Leeteuk: YOU PUT WHAT IN WHAT?

Kangin: Guffaws

Yesung: ?

Kim Heechul: Who the Hell types guffaws online? Do you see anyone typing guffaw? Normally people will just settle for a LOL… even Yesung thinks it is weird.

Leeteuk: Anyways, why did you put cotton candy in the washing machine?

Lee Donghae: I wanted to make Hyukkie’s  toy monkey smell like cotton candy… because it is his favorite scent… so I put cotton candy in…

Kim Heechul:Ewww…… Eunhyuk’s favorite scent is cotton candy? Ewww…..

Eunhyuk: Awww…. Fishy…. You shouldn’t have…. Fine I’ll forgive you

Lee Donghae: Really? YAY!

Eunhyuk: I can’t stay mad at you forever…..

Kim Heechul: Forgiven already? So fast? Make him grovel for your forgiveness and make him your slave.

Leeteuk : Heechul!

Hangeng: See what I have to put up with….

Kim Heechul: and I love you for it….

Hangeng: Your BFR is on the kitchen table…

Heechul:Yay!

 

Choi Siwon> Leeteuk Why does our washing machine have bits and pieces of cotton and brown fabric?

Leeteuk: long story.

Choi Siwon: Nevermind.

 

Yesung>Kim Ryeowook I dyed my turtles green

Kim Ryeowook : Huh?

Cho Kyuhyun: aren’t they already green?

Kim Heechul:Great, Just as you think nothing could surprise you anymore…

Yesung: I went with green for a more natural colour…

Kim Ryeowook: I am so confused….

Kim Heechul: We all are… I have an idea….

 

Kim Heechul I want to dye my hair blue!

Hangeng :I am not gonna allow you to do that…

Kim Heechul:Why not?  Blue is cool.

Hangeng: no it is not.If you Dye your hair blue I am not going to cook for you.

Kim Heechul:Fine.How about orange?

Hangeng:no.

Kim Heechul: Right, light purple?

Hangeng: No.

Kim Heechul : pink?

Hangeng: No.

Kim Heechul: Aish.

Hangeng: ;)

 

Kim Ryeowook> Yesung  Am I pretty enough?

Yesung : of course you are… what makes you say that?

Kim Ryeowook: Because everyone keeps saying that heechul’s the pretty one…

Yesung: Because Heechul looks like a girl.Would you want to look like a girl rather than a guy?

Kim Heechul: Looks like a girl and proud of it.

Kim Ryeowook: But some crazy fan said that I looked like a turtle…

Yesung:What’s wrong with turtles? I have three of them and they all look pretty….

Kangin:Hyung,quickly delete that comment-delete it I tell you! D:

Yesung:why? O.o

Kim Ryeowook: Does that mean that I do look like a turtle?!T-T

Kangin:Too Late

Cho Kyuhyun:Game Over

Kim Heechul:Your time is up.

 

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venzsuju #1
Chapter 1: wkwkwwk so funny!! XD
MissQhuay
#2
Chapter 1: kkkkk LOL xD So funny... I love it!!! :D
zuzuaikha #3
Chapter 1: This is hilarious !! Love it !!heechul remind me of me.. Both of us are vainly pretty ..
^^
elien23 #4
Chapter 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is sooooo funny the eunhae part was hilarious
good job author sshi^-^
TaiShanNiangNiang #5
Chapter 1: Awesomequeen, this was indeed awesome! Luckily I wasn't drinking my tea while I was reading this. Otherwise I would have sprayed it out while laughing. So many funny one liners ;) Thanks!
gaemgyu245 #6
what the meaning of guffaws??
moot5g
#7
Chapter 1: Omg this is absolutely hilarious!!!!!! >□<
Kuehki
#8
Chapter 1: There's just so much crack going on here. I don't know which one is my favorite part, but I have to say Donghae's mistake is a close one. Really fishy? He's lucky he's so cute and Hyuk forgives easily. Nice story^^
SakugirlSasuboy #9
Chapter 1: Lol~funny ^^
Even more so cos Eunhyuk dyed his hair blue~if u make another one of these it would he funny to see Donghae 's reaction :)
oliveoyl
#10
Chapter 1: Hahahaha
Queen, You awesome & funny! :-D