"Kyuhyunnie hyung~! Look what I got!" The little Sungmin yelled happily running with his little legs to the older. "Hm...what is it Minnie?" The older replied in his smooth, velvety voice turning around facing the younger 7 year old in a crouching position, "Look! Look!" The young boy eagerly said eyes lit up in pure happiness, which obviously made Cho Kyuhyn frown. Not visibly though...just mentally. "Who gave this to you Minnie?" He questioned the young boy but not too harshly, I mean, look how happy the younger one looked? He couldn't go off wrecking the boy’s happiness. 

"Erhm...they told me not to tell anyone or else they will not give me anymore candies!" Sungmin pouted sadly Kyuhyun smiled forcibly; he knew who could have done that to his Sungmin..."The damn hyung!" He whispered harshly Sungmin totally confused asked innocently, "What does 'damn' mean Kyuhyunnie hyung?" Kyuhyun chuckled amused at the youngers question, "You'll know when your older Minnie Min~" "KAAAY!!!" Sungmin replied cutely but in a yelling manner. Kyuhyun smiled while glancing at the object in the younger’s small hands making him suspicious...why would his hyung give something like this to his Sungmin...seriously? The boy was seven years old, while himself was seventeen...yeah he sure does sound like a pedo. He didn’t have a doubt in mind about his hyung, he knew his hyung would surely pester about him being a e to the young Sungmin. Like The Great Cho Kyuhyun cared about that anyways? 

He just loves his Sungminnie. What's more to say? Yeah. That's right. Nothing. 

"Minnie~" "Yesh hyung?" Sungmin said with the brown doe eyes innocently staring back at the older making Kyuhyun blush. Kyuhyun's fingers making its way to the younger's rosy cheeks Sungmin winced at the pain flailing his arms crazily yelling, "KWYUHYUNNIE HWYUNG THAT HWURTS!!!" Still with fingers held on tightly the chubby cheeks Kyuhyun giggled at the younger's adorable ageyo, "Aw but Minnie you’re so cute~! You know how I love to pinch your cheeks!" 

Sungmin using his hands to swap away the bigger ones from his cheeks and pouted, "Not too much Kyuhyunnie hyung!" "Okay, okay!" Kyuhyun replied chuckling lowly. Sungmin started to smile widely once more eyeing the object in his hand with the twinkle of wonder in his eyes, "I really want to know what this does Kyuhyunnie hyung~ they told me it had magic in it...REAL MAGIC KYUHYUNNIE HYUNG!!!" Sungmin squealed loudly dancing with his own little feet making Kyuhyun chuckle again. Sure was this boy adorable.

Kyuhyun gently took the object out of younger’s hand leading to loud protests and screams, "HYUNG THAT'S MIIINE!!!" A huge frown was plastered on the little boy's face Kyuhyun shook his head, "Nu uh Minnie! This stuff's not good for you!" "Kyuhyunnie hyung's a meanie! But..." Sungmin retorted with a slight pause before continuing, "...Why is it bad for me hyung?" Sungmin questioned head tilted in the most cutest way that Kyuhyun couldn't help but squeal a little bit, "Aigoo~ Sungmin your so cute I could fit you in my pocket!!!" He began again to show affection to the younger by patting the chubby cheeks. 

"HYUUUNG!!! You’re doing it again!" Sungmin whined loudly hands hitting the elder. Kyuhyun retreated when the younger's punches were actually hurting him and smiled forcibly to restrain himself from screaming out loud. So what? The Great Cho Kyuhyun isn't a perfectionist when it came to physical contact. Blame Starcraft for being so damn addictive! Not Cho Kyuhyun's fault! "Fine fine I’ll tell you why!" Hearing the constant whiney voice ringing through his ears. He loves Sungmin, but the whining just had to stop. “He's seven years old for crying out! Pull yourself together Cho Kyuhyun!” Kyuhyun thought just to be stared down by the younger’s deadpanned face as he waited for his hyung to speak. 

"First tell me Minnie...did my hyung give you this?" Questioning the younger, the younger was hesitant but nodded nonetheless. "So what he exactly tell you Minnie? Tell me everything or I won't tell you a single thing from the question you just asked me!" Sungmin's small jaws opened in disbelieve. It wasn't fair to Sungmin, he was promised candy! Lots of it actually. But he loved his Kyuhyunnie hyung so he'd obliged and said yes obviously Kyuhyun and Sungmin were closer than Kyuhyun's hyung. 

"FINE! Actually...it went a little like this..." Sungmin said with cheeks puffed out before starting his explanation, Kyuhyun was seated in front of him with a gentle smile gracing upon his lips and an amused look to the younger’s cute tinged pink face. 

Flashback

Sungmin was headed back home to seeing his umma making a new pumpkin pie recipe! He would always tell his friends from school his umma always had the best baking skills! He continued to say, "She even said that today she'll bake the pumpkin pie into a bunny shaped metal thing!!!" Or something along those lines followed by a high pitch but adorable squeal, "Kyaaa~ I'm really hungry now! Wait for me pumpkin pie! I'm coming home right now!!!" He just couldn't wait.

He just wanted to go home as soon as possible, and started running. Sungmin ran a little...too fast and tripped over his loose shoe laces hitting the ground with a big thud. “My nose feels like it's falling off!" He screamed with a pout and continuous tears rolling down his face, "UWAAAH!!! THAT HURTS!!!" He screamed once more hoping someone would help him. On cue, someone did come. "Are you alright lil bunny?" The person said, Sungmin raised his head with eyes glistening with tears he only knows one person who call him that. And that none other than...

Heechul, his Kyuhyunnie’s hyung older brother.

"AAAH!!! CHULLIE HYUNG!!!" Sungmin yelled still crying and gripping onto the elder's waist Heechul sighed but smiled small. He usually hates skinship but for his brother e crush...why not? Heechul looked behind making hand gesture to another man, a Chinese looking one. "Aww little MinMin why are you crying?" The other man was named, Hangeng, and was Heechul boyfriend. "Hangeng gege..." Sungmin said with his little shaky voice eyes still b with tears.

Hangeng thought that teaching the seven year old basic Chinese words like, "Gege"(Hyung) or "Wo Ai Ni" (I Love You) specifically wanting Sungmin to say "Wo Ai Ni" to him. He loved Sungmin like a little brother so hearing him say that to him he would jump with joy. Then came along with Heechul sarcastic remarks like, "What? I don't say 'I love you' to you that much" or "You want every single person on earth to say 'I love you' to you? I see how it is! Fine be that way!" This was the typical Heechul Hangeng saw everyday but still loved him with all his heart. 

"So what are you doing here lil bunny? Did my brother bother you again cause I'll beat the shi-" Hangeng immediately put his hand over Heechul's mouth which resulted in a swollen bump at the back of his head. Hangeng animatedly had depression lines written on his face which Sungmin was curious about. "No Chullie hyung! I just fell down and I think my nose is broken..." Eyes started to water once again in the younger’s eyes Heechul huffed out a breath full of air, he was also not the best when it came to taking care of kids and like that an idea popped into his head.

A small smirk forming on his lips. 

"Lil bunny..." Sungmin shivered at the elder’s tone, confused. "Yes Chullie hyung?" Heechul simply smirked the boy stopped crying and now eyeing him cautiously, he took a quick chuckle, "Do you know what ‘magic’ is?" As soon as he heard the words he smiled widely nodding his head, "I do Chullie hyung!" "Well...you know what pixie dust is too, right?" Sungmin just frowned. He wasn't dumb he knew what pixie dust was!

Instead of getting angry at the elder he just nodded and spoke, "Hyukkie says pixie dust is for girls, but Hae likes pixie dust and then Hyukkie hit his head and then! Hae started crying and hit Hyukkie back and then they were fighting-" Heechul not being able to take his story on any longer yelled sarcastically, just enough for the boy to stop speaking, "THANK YOU LIL BUNNY FOR YOUR LIFE STORY!" Sungmin just pouted not being able to finish his short story but stopped when he noticed the elder reaching towards his own jacket pocket. Sungmin eyes gleamed with curiosity as he saw a small cylinder-like object in his hyung's hand. 

"What's that Chullie hyung?" Sungmin asked reaching for the object but was rejected when Heechul pulled his hand back in a quick motion. Wagging his free finger and once again the cold smirk appearing back, "Lil bunny you know what this called?" Sungmin jutted his lips deep in thought on the other hand Hangeng whispering to Heechul furiously about this 'object' in his hand leading once again...another bump on the head. Heechul made a small 'tsk' noise before facing the younger, "Don't worry lil bunny, you don't have to think that hard I’ll tell you!" Sungmin jumped with joy hands itching to play with the object, almost forgetting about umma's pumpkin pie.

“Tell me! Tell me! TELL ME-” Not being able to hold on any longer Heechul cut off the younger with a scowl on his face, “Yah! Lil bunny, you have to be quiet and have patience!” “Like you have any of that…” Hangeng added quietly receiving a glare from the diva boyfriend and once again another animated bump on the head. Three bumps? World record! Heechul added another to suffice, “The hell Derella?!” Hangeng held his head in agony and pain also returning the glare to his boyfriend who in words just smirked, “Just in case.” He muttered satisfied, “Now lil bunny,” Looking at the younger’s adorable huge eyes as he grabbed onto the small right hand putting the object in it and then clenched the small hand protectively, “You have to keep this safe with you…you go tell this to your Kyuhyunnie hyung and he’ll give a reward~ Do so and we’ll give you lots and lots of candy!” Blinking innocently Sungmin smiled widely, “Really?! Lots of candy?! If I show Kyuhyunnie hyung ‘this’?”

Heechul nodded his head convincingly, “Yup! But! You cannot tell Kyuhyunnie hyung that ‘we’, me and Hangeng gege that we gave this to you or no more candy from us.” “WHAT?! Look Chullie as much as I love you I don’t wanna be brought into this…Kyu almost killed me last time I pranked him with you, please Derella~” Hangeng whined clinging onto his lover’s arm cutely Heechul looked at the Chinese man a strange glint in his eyes, smiling. “No,” Heechul said sternly the now smile turning back into a smirk, “I like to see Kyu chase you around anyways, it’s amusing.” Hangeng pouted annoyed, “Meanie Derella…no -” Stopping abruptly seeing the small boy eyeing the two curiously, “Ahem. I mean no ‘it’ for a week,” Heechul grimaced lowly but smiled forcibly. “I’ll hopefully live through it…I’m doing this for lil bunny anyways,” Heechul playfully rubbed the boy’s hair who was giggling loudly.

Hangeng just sighed. Heechul always had his way at making him feel bad, “Fine…just for three days,” Heechul grinned evilly, “Hells yes!” Sungmin just stood there awkward and pink faced seeing the two elder men coming closer to one another, lips on top of each other…well in Sungmin’s point of view. “C-chullie hyung…H-hangeng gege…w-what are y-you doing?!” Sungmin stuttered out nervously while hands twiddled with the hems of his white buttoned shirt.

Hangeng mentally face palmed himself forgetting the small child was still standing there, but on the other hand Heechul was proud and nose held high, “This is the reward you might get lil bunny~” He added on a wink Sungmin just blushed a deeper shade of pink, “W-what’s that called Chullie hyung?” Heechul elbowed his Chinese boyfriend giving an eyebrow to explain, knowing the diva who’d go too deep into details he let out a sigh, “That’s called a kiss MinMin, when two people love each other very much like me and Chullie hyung we kiss to show how much we care and trust each other,” Hangeng explained shortly. Sungmin just nodded shyly, “H-how does it feel?” He bravely asked which took the two elders by surprise Hangeng about to explain stopped when Heechul gave him a signal, “Well lil bunny…you’ll feel butterflies in your stomach, you know how you go on roller coaster rides? It feels just like that.” “Ohh~ I like that feeling,” Sungmin replied happily, “Well if you’re lucky maybe Kyuhyunnie hyung can give you that~”

Heechul winked once more while Sungmin just opened his mouth in agape. His handsome Kyuhyunnie hyung giving a kiss to him…on the lips? He giggled inwardly, “Sorry MinMin me and Chullie hyung have to get going, we have to meet Chullie hyung’s parents right now,” Hangeng said smiling Sungmin just nodded understandingly, “Okay Hangeng gege! Bye Chullie hyung and Hangeng gege!” He screamed loudly while running toward the direction to his house seeing the two hyung’s waving back to the younger. Sungmin stopped in his tracks totally forgetting to ask about one more thing, “Chullie hyung!” He turned around yelling, but the two were out of sight.

Sungmin sighed opening his chubby fingers eyeing the object in his hand with a smile…

“Hehe~ A kiss?” He whispered before spazzing out once more about eating pumpkin pie.

Flashback Done

Kyuhyun’s jaw opened widely. You probably could fit a bus, just exaggerating though. “M-minnie?! How could you take this from my hyung, and you still don’t even know what it is?!”

“That’s bad Minnie!” Kyuhyun continued and yelled angrily the boy just put his head low tears forming in his small almond eyes, “B-but I didn’t want to Kyuhyunnie hyung…it just looked so nice!” Kyuhyun couldn’t stay too mad the seven year old for that long and let out a sigh crouching down to an eye to eye level with the small boy. He put his one hand on the chubby cheeks, caressing them lovingly.

He looked deep into Sungmin brown doe eyes with a gentle smile on his lips, he even saw his Minnie turning red from embarrassment and avoided his eyes. He let out a chuckle, “Minnie look at me,” The boy obeyed but still with a red face seeing his hyung so close to him, he always knew his Kyuhyunnie hyung was handsome. He felt his stomach full of butterflies whenever the elder did something affectionate to him. “How about this Minnie…” Kyuhyun started off before continuing, but now with a different smile. Just more mischievous.

“I’ll give you something in reward if you don’t do this again, do you want that Minnie? My reward? Or do you my hyung’s object?” Outside of Kyhyun’s face was just a façade and deeply inside his brain he was smirking, but of course Sungmin didn’t know that. Although Sungmin himself felt something was wrong, and he just smiled nervously.

“O-okay…I want your reward Kyuhyunnie hyung…” 

Kyuhyun smiled but could only pull his hair out of frustration. The boy was too damn innocent! “Damn Heechul hyung! Shisus! But…at least hyung wasn’t wrong about me chasing Hangeng hyung, too funny,” He chuckled to himself knowing him and his brother loved the brother-in-law in many ways. Specifically when it came to bothering the Chinese man. “Reward huh? Hmph. I see what you’re doing Heechul hyung, fine let’s continue that way…I’m already love it anyways~” Kyuhyun thought manically to himself not noticing the smirk on his face growing larger and larger.

Sungmin stood, frightened. His Kyuhyunnie hyung was acting awfully funny?

“K-kyuhyunnie hyung?” “Yes my little Minnie~” A hint of evil laughter in his voice, “W-will I get my reward?” Almost sounding too eager, Sungmin unconsciously pouted. He wanted his reward! And I mean, now.

“Of course Minnie~ You’ll get your reward…but on one condition!” The pout grew on Sungmin’s face and a sullen expression was shown, “And what is that Kyuhyunnie hyung?” “Hmm…” A thoughtful expression was replaced on the elder’s face as his eyes grew large, an idea popped in his head. “First things first Minne, you’re not allowed to take anything from Chullie hyung…you’re not allow to listen to whatever Chullie hyung tells you to do, and finally!” Pausing epically he continued, “Don’t take any candy from Chullie hyung, it might have drugs.” “Drugs?” Sungmin asked naively Kyuhyun just nodded his head, “Yup, drugs!”

“What are drugs Kyuhyunnie hyung?” Kyuhyun pondered in thought before answering, “Well…it makes you ‘high’-” “Oh! Like…High high up in the sky~” Sungmin exclaimed brightly Kyuhyun just frowned, “Minnie as punny that was, we’re not talking about BIGBANG.” Sungmin just moped sadly, “I thought Kyuhyunnie hyung would find that funny…” Tears were appearing in his doe eyes, and this made Kyuhyun panic failing his arms around. This was the first time this had happened to him, “Shh~ Minnie don’t be sad I thought that was funny, really.” He said with sincerity Sungmin just smiled small, “KAY KYUHYUNNIE HYUNG!!!”  Kyuhyun mentally let out a relief sigh but smiled nonetheless.

“Reward! Reward! REWARD!!!” Sungmin screamed suddenly, arms flailing everywhere. Kyuhyun was starting to get annoyed by Sungmin moody attitude he released a frustrated sigh and eyebrows knitted, “Fine. You want your reward Minnie? Here!” He lunged at the younger aiming for the luscious pink lips, claiming it to be his.

 Sungmin frozed. Feeling his Kyuhyunnie’s wet lips on his, and he remembered something earlier. A special who giving him advice.

Consciously, he poked his small tongue onto the elder’s lip when he heard a gasp, “M-minnie…?” Kyuhyun mumbled against the two lips stuck together. Failing, Sungmin let go gasping for air, not knowing he held it in for quite some time. “W-was that a k-kiss Kyuhyunnie hyung?” Sungmin’s tomato face showing back up again, the same shade of red Kyuhyun’s face as well. “Y-yeah it was…” Not believing himself Kyuhyun face palmed mentally, was his Minne trying to put his tongue into his mouth?! Instinctively he swiped over the glistened lips of his own, “Did me and my Minnie just kiss?” Thinking the same exact question over and over he couldn’t help but to smile dorkily. “Hehe~ Kyuhyunnie hyung~” “Hmm?” Still dazed and fantasizing not knowing the younger was grinning hugely, “I was trying to see if you tasted like candy…but you didn’t let me.” A pout formed on Sungmin’s face and arms crossed making Kyuhyun bewildered, “Was that why you try to stick your tongue into my mouth?!”

Sungmin just nodded his head innocently, lips pursed out. Making Kyuhyun have desires about capturing the young boy’s lips once again. It was sweet. Sweet to his liking. He shook his head ignoring the pleas, “Who taught you that? I’m sure that wasn’t you doing that yourself, no?” Eyeing the young boy’s action suspiciously Sungmin just heaved a sigh twiddling thumbs, “W-well…Chullie hyung told me…” “Oh for the love of crap! Heechul that old idiot hyung…that was a bad thing…but I gotta thank him for that,” A smirk on his lips forming once again. “But you’ve promised right?” Sungmin looked at him pondered, and then nodded, “About Chullie hyung?” Kyuhyun hummed making sure the boy understood what he said.

“Promise?”   

“Promise, if you tell me?”

Kyuhyun looked at the younger with a raised eyebrow, “Tell you what Minnie?” Sungmin frowned, “Remember! You said that if I told you who gave me this you would tell me what this is?” Kyuhyun gawked forgetting about the earlier threat, “Of course…come here,” He made a small hand gesture and the boy came closer.

 Kyuhyun whispered into Sungmin’s ear, and the boy’s eyes dilated.

“R-really Kyuhyunnie hyung?” The boy felt scared and threw the object in his hand away on the floor stomping on it, “Yah! Minnie! It’s not good to liter!” Kyuhyun picked up the now beaten object finding the nearest trash bin to throw it in, “Look. This is why I told you not to take anything from Chullie hyung! He gives bad things!” Sungmin just nodded understandingly, “B-but…I want rewards…” A blushing face and the butterflies in Sungmin’s stomach started acting up again, “If you do something bad and realize your mistakes from it…I’ll give you a reward~” Kyuhyun sang happily beaming. Being a e and tasting the boy’s lips again. Oh yeah, wouldn’t want to miss that chance. “Promise me you’ll be good?”

“I promise Kyuhyunnie hyung!” Sticking out his pinky waiting for the elder to respond back, which he did. The two smiled at each other giggling quietly, “Let’s take you back home now Minnie~” Kyuhyun held a hand out for the boy to take, “Okay Kyuhyunnie hyung!” Giving his usual toothy bunny grin he took the elder’s hand, both hands intertwining.

“Kyuhyunnie can I tell you something?” Sungmin motioned Kyuhyun down to his level. Kyuhyun obediently listen to the younger and put his face near, “What is it Min-” The younger snuck a quick peck to the older and ran off quickly giggling aloud it made Kyuhyun blush crazily at the sudden action, “Hey! You sneaky boy! Stealing a kiss from me huh? Why I ought to get you!” He smirked running after the boy who ran for his life. Both laughing loudly filling the street with melodious sounds but the two didn’t notice two figures watching them from afar.

“Ah…young- I mean e love~” One of the figures said with a familiar wavy brown hair and diva-like smirk plastered on his face, “Ugh…Chullie…” Hangeng whispered literally hitting his head, “Why the hell did you give little MinMin that, the poor boy…” Hangeng continued pitying the young boy’s earning a smack on the backside of his head, “Shut up Geng! Can’t you see what I just did! I made love between the two~ I’m friggin cupid! Oh! I can’t believe lil bunny actually used that tongue technique I always use on you~ So proud,” He faked his tears wiping them off with a handkerchief which came out of nowhere? He bursted in happiness, “Lil bunny I’m so proud to be brother-in-law!” Hangeng’s eyes widen, “Whoa! Derella, calm down MinMin’s too young to be a brother-in-law-” “Idiot Geng! I meant later…in the future~” He hissed but smiled on afterwards staring at the running figures. Hangeng sighed before saying…

“Didn’t know cigarette’s made love?”       

He continued on, “And it’s bad for you lungs!” Receiving another smack on the head.

Heechul glared at his Chinese boyfriend, “Well isn’t that how we fell in love?” Hangeng stared back blankly, “We’re not talking about it!” In an affirmative voice he walked off, allowing a clingy Heechul on his shoulders. “Geng~” “STOP IT!!!” The two bickered their way home opposite direction of the other two lovers…

“Hello?” Heechul’s phone went on as he spoke through the speakers waiting for the person to respond on the other line.

“Heechul~ Dad’s gonna get mad at you after you ditched your so called ‘tea time’~”

Heechul just scowled, “Yah! Cho Kyuhyun, are you threatening me?”

“Hehe~ Does it seem like it? Can’t you hear dad’s tantrums behind me?- DAMN YOU HEECHUL!!! HOW IN THE LOVE OF CRAP WALK AWAY FROM US?! YOU KNOW HOW I GET WHENEVER YOU DO THAT!!! COME BACK HOME RIGHT NOW OR YOUR BALLS WILL BE CUT OFF-”

Like that phone line went dead…“Geng come on, let’s go get our balls cut off together.”

The elder dragged the foreigner with him who screamed in protest, “D-derella! Please I don’t wanna get my balls cut off!” Tears falling out of his eyes and silently prayed to himself, “Please Shishus…even though I don’t believe in you because of a certain boyfriend I promise to be good person! Wait. What the hell?! I’m already a good person, what did I do to deserve this?!” Heechul rolled his eyes annoyingly and smacked his boyfriend’s head. Seemed like his usual habit. “H-how about we talk about our cigarette love huh? HUH?!” He was desperate…he’s experienced Kyuhyun and Heechul’s father’s anger. And that was no damn joke.

All you could hear when they arrived back to Heechul’ s house were cries. More like just the poor Chinese boyfriend’s cries. “OUUUUUCH!!!” And the giggles of a little bunny boy, “That’s what you guys get for tricking my little Minnie!” The mockery laughter in Kyuhyun’s voice. Heechul being his diva self threw a shoe at the younger brother who fell backwards animated-like and felt dizzy. “Kyuhyunnie hyung! Are you okay?” Sungmin cried out shaking the elder.

“Now’s our chance! RUN!!!” Hangeng yelled grabbing onto Heechul’s hand dragging and running. He screamed to his death seeing Heechul’s father run after them, angrily. “You boys get back here this instant!!!” Hangeng literally was crying, eyes full of tears.

“WHAT THE HELL DID I DO WRONG TO DESERVE ALL THIS?!”

Seems like in the end the whole ‘I’m gonna cut your balls’ thing was just a huge practical joke on the poor Chinese man. He was sulking for days. What did he do deserve this? But yes…   

You got that right. Our little main protagonist, Lee Sungmin held onto a cigarette from the well…the infamous Heechul. But all seemed to work out in the end. Sungmin had his reward from his Kyuhyunnie hyung. Hangeng got pranked. Heechul being his damn diva self and encouraging new things to the young bunny boy. And finally our other favourite pedohphile character…Kyuhyun. He finally got what he wanted a kiss from the younger and…love…

Eh…yeah. Maybe later in the future?

“Minnie reward. Now!” Kyuhyun pouted his lips waiting for the young boy to peck him. Sungmin just giggled and gave a small peck just as Kyuhyun asked for, “Shouldn’t I be the one asking you Kyuhyunnie hyung?” Kyuhyun shook his head childishly. Talk about e. 

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Poko24Makashi's Note:

Not exactly the ending I was hoping for -___- But I hope you all liked it :P I tried to finish it earlier but, eh. So busy -.- Hope you guys enojoyed the story until we meet again ^^ <3

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