Right so, I was very happily taking an afternoon siesta when my friend calls me up to ask me to come along to the mall with his girlfriend because her mum isn't allowing her to go alone with a boy. 

Now I'm used to a situation like this since I'm the single friend who can be dumped at the first oppurtunity and parents generally like me but I'm not in the mood to see all that coupley stuff so I refuse. 

So my friend begs me and because I have a very kind heart I accept (he promised to buy me an EXO album because his dad is going to Busan). 

Which landed me in the mall from where I am writing this rant. 

I am alone and waiting for my car to get here so I can go back home because I COULD NOT STAND IT ANYMORE. 

So this friend's girlfriend is basically fleecing him. Whichever shop they went into she would make these gross cutesy faces and he would buy her WHATEVER SHE WANTS.

So I tell my friend "Bro I've been your wingman for a hell of a long time. Why you no buy me free stuff?" and he just goes all *death glare* leave-my-girlfriend-alone

So I just kinda follow them around because I feel awkward alone (no better with them)

So we go into each store and the same routine happens. 

Girlfriend: Hey! I so need random object! Please get me random object! I love you!

Boyfriend: Oh my babe! Sure thing!

Me:

THATS NOT EVEN CUTE!

So in the end when she had practically robbed him, I left. I could not see my friend being used anymore. And whenever you try to talk sense into them they just think you're jealous. I mean seriously. 

So I left and went to the food court and got myself an icecream and contemplated on the state of today's youth. 

My question now - is a boyfriend a synonym for an ATM? And that too one you don't even have to return money to. Wait no, then its not an ATM. Then its an equivalent of robbing a bank. 

So is a relationship a bank robbery? 

(I don't even know what I'm saying.) 

So my car's here and I'll just go back. And die. Probably not. But still. 

Peace out.