Its so cold... GET A BLOODY BLANKET

Who needs a guy?

So my first rant.... 

Its very cold where I live these days (Insert Epik High's Its Cold).

So I was talking to this female friend of mine who told me that she had a conversation with her boyfriend which went as follows: (my reactions to each line are in purple.)

Friend: Hey its so cold isn't it?

Boyfriend: Come here. I'll warm you up. *holds arms open*

Why don't you get a blanket?!

Friend: oh babe *embraces him*

Boyfriend: *grins* Better now?

Friend: Yeah... You're so warm.

Well you would be too if you wore more clothes y'know.

Boyfriend: I know. I love you.

The End (here's where I stopped listening and did Physics homework instead.)

 So yeah. Whats the deal with being cold and doing stupid cuddling? Why don't girls wear sweaters or get a blanket or even wear a pant instead of a bloody miniskirt?

*shudders*

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animeotakupooh
#1
Chapter 3: You were right. I don't understand. I really don't. Why would you do that? Its okay for say one thing occasionally... But all the time? :/

I have too much pride as a woman to even think of this scenario occurring. I cannot help but look down upon your friend's girlfriend. I really don't like her. And omg, they always get jealous when you try to explain what is wrong with their other half. I just give up and let them suffer. They usually deserve it for not listening to me. *miffed*
animeotakupooh
#2
Chapter 2: I CANNOT AGREE MORE! Like really. the first issue is so true. Get a sweater! And for the second one, get a life! Really? Four minutes and she doesn't love you? Really? >_<