〈 exotic fever! 〉☆ saranghamnida. ☆ 〈 exo oneshots! 〉

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| welcome to my humble abode, dear exotic. |


 

>> i know you. i know what you dream about.
i know all your deepest, darkest fantasies. all of
them; i know it. you daydream about it, don't you? i
can read right through you, love. what does chen
sound like in the morning
i can tell you that. is
kai a good kisser
i can tell you that, as well. how
would luhan confess
if you want to know, i can 
give you all the answers you need. i can give to you
what you want, what you crave, what you desire.
i know you. you're an open book to me, darling. <<

 

>> i can quell those longings for exo. it's not at 
all impossible, and i will prove that to you. all
you need to do, my child, is sit tight and let me
handle it; author-nim will take good care of you.
and all in exchange for your lustrous desires, 
your sweet cravings, your wishful delusions, and
your soul, author-nim will make all your fantasies
come to life. you can be kris' soulmate. you will
drive tao insane with your stunning beauty
. and
even baekhyun will crave you day and night

can make all this happen; i can make dreams
come true, and if you're cooperative, my baby
exotic.. it just might be your wishes i grant. <<

 

>> at this exotic corporation, i can make your most
desired oppa's take care of you; they will love you,
and they shall cherish you, and treasure you to the
ends of time. you will experience the wrath of sehun
and his jealousy
, as well as luhan's insecurities. you
shall come to know yixing's most greatest fears
. and
you'll find out how xiumin likes his coffee
, how it feels
to wake up to suho every morning
. you'll know what
kyungsoo's cooking tastes like
i can make all these
dreams come to life; it will be the reality you've been
asking for, waiting for, yearning for. it'll be a reverie 
you shall not wake from, an objectifying mirage that
shall be everlasting. so get your body, mind, and feels
ready, my child. the ride is about to begin; your mind is
about to be blown away
, and same for your heart. <<

 


| you give me your soul, and i give you your most anticipated dreams. whaddya say? |


 

 


| how 'bout it, hm? |


 

*credit to 030288 at DeviantArt for banner.

Foreword

>> i needed to somehow quell my raging exo feels, and didn't feel like updating my other stories. mianhe. <<

 


| requests are always welcome. |

PM me your request with your bias name and specify if it's rated M or not. that is all. sorry, but my corporation, my rules. i choose your fate (plot). and do not forget to subscribe (please and much thanks).

{ Update 2012.12.10 } I would also like to add on a new factor for you to add to your future requests. Please specify if you would like a happy or sad ending (or bittersweet). Please and much thanks!


 

{ well, then. let's make some dreams come true. }
are you ready, my dear exotic, to roll like a buffalo?
( red font means oneshot is rated )

{ one } - luhan

{ two } - suho

{ three } - kyungsoo

{ four } - chen

{ five } - tao

{ six } - baekhyun

{ seven } - kris

{ eight } - kai

{ nine } - lay

{ ten } - luhan

{ eleven } - tao

{ twelve } - chanyeol

{ thirteen } - xiumin

{ fourteen } - thehun

{ fifteen } - chanyeol

{ sixteen } - kris

{ seventeen } - chanyeol

{ ocho-teen } - sehun

{ nineteen } - kris

{ twenty } - sehun

{ twenty one } - kai

{ twenty two } -  suho

{ twenty three } - kyungsoo

{ twenty four } - tao

{ twenty five } - chanyeol

{ twenty six } - chanyeol

{ twenty seven } - chen

{ twenty ocho } - luhan

{ twenty nine } - chanyeol

{ thirty } - sehun

{ thirty one } - lay

{ thirty two } - tao

{ thirty three } - sehun

{ thirty four } - kyungsoo

{ thirty five } - chanyeol

{ thirty six } - baekhyun

{ thirty seven } - kris&luhan

{ thirty ocho } - sehun + { part two } - sehun

{ forty } - xiumin

{ forty one } - kris

{ forty two } - suho

{ forty three } - lay

{ forty four } - kai

{ forty five } - kris

{ forty six } - tao

{ forty seven } - kai

{ forty eight } - kyungsoo

{ forty nine } - kyungsoo

 


| enjoy the ride, my child. |


 

-rhapsodic
i realized it never published. omg im going to cry i didnt even save it ashk823tdhsgk GAH TOMORRO WI SWEAR NAFHJ

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yuna98
#1
Chapter 49: PERFECT ENDING !!!! '-' I LURB U ,, U ARE MY FAV AUTHOR ~~wohoo
moncieletoile #2
Chapter 47: WAAAAHHH!! I LOVE YOU AUTHOR-NIM!! I CAN'T CONTAIN MY FEELS!! I CAN'T EVEN.......
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING SUCH AN AMAZING ONE-SHOT!! <3_<3
JjangJoo #3
Chapter 46: That was so beautiful. I cried and laughed at the same time. Thank you so much! Wait this was for me‚ yes?
FloatingOnClouds
#4
Chapter 44: OMFG KIM JONG IN AUTHOR-NIM I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU MARRY ME PLEASE. *cries* YOU ARE THE PERFECT ONE HERE THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.
zeewei #5
Chapter 43: Gggaaaahhhh Yixing aaahh!!! So cute so fluff ohh I don't know what to says so romantic :) thank you author-nim I'll request again :D
JjangJoo #6
Chapter 40: ..... Yes! I will request again! You do really good with those kind of scene the next one I wonder.. hmm.. I dunno! THANK YOU SOO MUCH!
JensuXP #7
Chapter 39: Aww Sehun.. ur so cute <3