I didn't sign up for this
Description
Tao is lazy.
Like, really, really, lazy. (and hot)
He rooms with his flamboyant friend, Luhan, a bubbly 22 year old, (whos real mental age is 5) which vaguely explains why he is dating the slightly creepy guy named Sehun, or Thehun, he calls himself.
And after Tao is threatened by Luhan to either pay rent or stop buying designer clothing don't ask. He realizes he is broke, and ed sideways.
He needs to get a job.
And Luhan can help him with that (lol not really).
Cue Kris, a model-like who is a bit hetero but not really (i mean come on) and is on his last whim to find someone who will fill in the place of a missing waiter.
And who needs the job?
Huang Zitao.
Foreword
Title;
I didn't sign up for this
Pairings; taoris,
hunhan, baekyeol,
kaisoo, sulay, xiuchen
- non-exo ships;
jongkey, 2min,
chickenew,
hyohyuk,
Genre; romancing,
crack (thanks chanyeol),
and a buttload of stupid
Length; as long as kris's peen,
wotf who knows,
Warnings; (iffy with ),
KAI IS REALLY UAL OH MY GOD BRACE YOURSELVES,
tons of smexual jokes, puns, puns,
and more puns,
Notes; i've always wanted to write taoris.
also, do not steal my story, or i will steal your pants.
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