Harumi95 / Undankbar

once upon a time lil toffeetaem lived happily in SM town

 with handmade butter toffeess and creamy apple pies
 steaming fresh from the oven and ready to be eaten
 the crunchy pastry was the best in the town
 toffeetaem was the thicket toffee around you see
 and so....

 he quickly had attracted lots of sweet toffee loving girls and boys like wise. It was no wonder that he was known throughout the town at a very tender ( and delishious age ).
 many mean eclairs tried to force him to make a contract with them to...

 make butter cookies with cream icing with a dollap of chocolate sauce
 and hot cherry pies that melted in people's mouthes
 and chestnuts
 freshly baked from the fireplace

 ( this is like freaking charlie and the pie factory!!! XD )

 with a big chocolate gateux with a fresh cream and fruit filling
 little frozen yogurt pots with oreo crumbles sprinkled on the top
 soo....

 since toffeetaem rather wanted to live as a free toffee he decided to sneak out of the town with a little help from his friends: choconew, the most chocolatey boy made of nougat and finest cocoa beans, whose mere presence forced endorphines into your bRain, CrumbleKey, the most crunchy, guy around, who would leave a trail of crumbs everywhere he went ( darn, why is my bias so obvious? T_T ), ...

 and mint-ho, the y minty beast who was extremely cool and savage; Jelly-hyun with his wobblyt and unsecure personality

 ( OMG! MIN-TO!??!?!  XXXD I´ll still be laughing about this tomorrow!   )

 they built themselves a huge airplanes out of hot, sticky melted chocolate oozing out of the shortbread cookie bricks
 and crumblekey helped star the engine
 and off they went
 high up in the air, with all the chocolate stars
 and candy-floss clouds
 but then...

 ...they ran out of licorice fuel and had to land the mouthwatering plane asap!! Oh the panic on board!!! *insert dramatic music*
 Jelly-hyun wobbled anxiously around, Min-to´s coolness crumpled, as did the carelessness of toffeeTaem.
 It was only CrumbleKey and Choconew who were trying to force the plane to land safely. and then CRASH! ...

 and BOOM and BANG and WALLOP
 as they landed on the flantastic flan
 all sticky and lovely and holy
 and yummy
 and soft and sweet and amazingly wobbly
 a huge car made of a huge strawberry tart and tin foil came rushing into the scenary
 with toffeetaem all mangled up
 and mint-ho all broken
 jelly-hyun squashed into a puddle of goo
 choconew crushed into dst
 crumblekey crumbling his llast crumble
 so everyone went awww
 and a big BOO,
 BOOM,
 BOOOM
 PAW
 POW
 BOM
 BANG
 and they are all born human
 and the first thing they do is eat chocolate bon bons with a creamy nutty centre
 and hot handmade toffees
 premium quality and extra soft
 and chewy
 and other yummy things T^T

 the endd.... sniff