Vladimir Fukov

Age 30

Born an orphan. Grew up in the streets of Moscow. He made bad friends on the street and started smoking pot and selling it at a young age. After proving to be a talented gangster, a real big bad rich criminal guy took him under his wings. Then Vlad got the opportunity to get good education. Then he used his intellect to sell even more drugs. Pretty smart for a degenerate, he has taken over the Western world. He now looks to take over what's remaining of the planet: East Asia.

Yuri Shivalsky

Age 28

A Russian criminal who is also trying to take over Asia. He tries to kill Vlad with all he got. A real ballsy guy. Challenges Vlad to a duel, but a trouble comes along.

Yuri

Age 22

A girl who is a member of a Korean girl group. Like the rest of those Korean "idol" celebrities, Yuri has no talent whatsoever. She's only doing it because her mom paid for her plastic surgery to look at least somewhat close to pretty. Nothing special about her. Except her first name, which is a typical feminine Korean name, is also an ordinary masculine Russian name.

Yuko

Age 24

A Japanese girl. Also a famous singer like Yuri. Like all Japanese girls, her teeth are horribly disfigured. And Japanese orthodontists and dentists are too damn lazy to put dental braces. She's got no talent, therefore, like Yuri and all other Korean and Japanese idol celebirties, she fixed up her face to look pretty. Unfortunately, Japanese cosmetic surgeons are not as talented as the Korean ones, so she got a much worse result than what she paid for. On the bright side, her father is the top boss of Yakuza that pretty much owns Japan, so Yuko can continue to be the top Japanese idol.

Shanghai Jordan

Age 25

A criminal working for the Triad, a Chinese crime organization. He's pretty big in Hong Kong, Macau, China, and Taiwan. By his boss, he is sent to kill Vlad Fukov and Yuri Shivalsky.

Shinjuku Pikachu

Age 53

The most brutal cruel heartless man in Japan. Also the father of Yuko. Known as the "Pikachu of Shinjuku" because he uses a tazer to taze people in the . The boss of Yakuza. He sees foreign gang invaders Vlad Fukov and Yuri Shivalsky as worthless goons.