my horse is a what?!
Tiffany and her horse, Jessica
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tiffany didn't know how long has it been since she started climbing the pink bean stalk. She couldn't afford a watch
so she had no way of telling time. she wasn't good at guessing either (because it's hard okay), but for sure it had
been a few hours already. her limbs ached and she already and she's almost running out of water. she wasn't that
athletic either because sweating isn't her thing. on the plus side she thinks she sees the end on the bean stalk
because well she sees a huge rocky land just floating in the middle of the sky. she can't really tell because of
all the clouds obstructing her view.
after a few more hours of climbing, she finally reached the top of the pink bean stalk. it went through a hole that
looked to be a passage way specifically made for the very purpose of the pink beanstalk going through it to allow
passage way for somebody or some thing to go through and it looked like it's inside a cave.
"holy i'm so exhausted!" tiffany exclaimed as she collapsed on the rocky ground. she was totally exhuasted,
sweaty, and thirsty. luckily there was a pond just a few metres away from the entrance and she judge that the water
is drinkable. cave waters are safe right? she hopes so.
"man this trip better be worth it!" she grunted as she rolled her body over towards the pond. getting up seemed like
it would take more energy than rolling. she filled her canteen up and drank the water. she didn't feel sick yet so she
guessed it was safe.
"alright! let me just take a quick nap to re-energized and i'm good to go!" she said to herself. there wasn't really any
comfortable place to sleep in inside the cave so she rolled herself away from the pond (she didn't want to accidentally
drown because that would be a y and stupid way to die and end her adventure) and settled herself near the cave walls.
"i should be used to this, sleeping in a cardboard box and all, but this floor is harder than my box" tiffany muttered,
(she can't help but talk to herself)"oh well! after this i'll totally be super rich and i could buy jessica back, buy food
and get all dem es and also get jessica all dem es too so she wont complain and bother me." with that thought in
mind tiffany took a nap.
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three hours later...
"noooooo!... not now jessica let me sleep more" tiffany grumbled as she felt pokes on her cheeks. she was between being awake
and still sleeping. she turned around and shuffled away from the pokes, jessica is her personal alarm clock whowould wake her
when she wanted to be fed usually a bit before noon. however, the pokes continued to assault her at the back
of her neck this time where she's very ticklish at that spot. "jessica let me sleep! five more minutes!!!" tiffany turned
around with her eyes still closed and swatted the offending hand away.
wait a minute... tiffany froze. jessica doesn't have fingers, she's a ing horse! and plus she sold her to that old man who
smells like old cabbage... so who the ...
tiffany opened her eyes.
she stared wide eyed at a girl with pale skin staring back at her intently, her brown eyes seemed to bore into tiffany's own. the girl shuffled
closer towards tiffany causing her to tense up. she swept her light brown hair away from her face and continued staring.
the girl -- who looked to be around tiffany's age never broke her gaze. it irked tiffany and made her scared at the same time and
for some reason also she thought about her (well not hers anymore) horse jessica. she had no idea why though.
damn this girl's face is serious tiffany thought, worse than by ex-girfriend. the girl looked really cold and
intimidating and looked like she's about to kill.
"w-what do you want from me!" tiffany managed to say as she slowly sat up. the girl didn't move but still never broke her stare.
"i don't have anything! except for this awesome leather jacket, but i don't think i can part with it so maybe you can take
the extra i brought i wouldn't mind parting with it just not my baby right here... don't kill me though! please i need the money
for buying back my horse and all demm es... or you want my gun? you can have it... or my hat... just... just dont
kill me or take my leather jacket! its the main thing that makes me look so bad ! " tiffany begged and rambled.
"huh?" the girl gave tiffany a confused look. her face softening from the change of expression.
"aren't you gonna rob me or kill me..."
"huh whaaaaat of course i wouldn't do any of that to you, tiff" the girl raised an eyebrow and looked at tiffany like that was the
most ridiculous thing she's ever heard of.
"w-w-wait how the hell do you know my name!" tiffany asked, agape. she kinda looked like a fish.
"duh im jessica" the girl replied.
tiffany stared at jessica like she just grew two more heads.
"the ! don't kid with me with your voodoo mumbo jumbo !" tiffany replied incredolously. this can't be real right?!
"why would i lie, tiffany. how would i even know your name."
"you're supposed to be a horse!" tiffany looked at the girl in disbelief. she couldn't take all of this in. this rainbow land is
already ing her up. must be the water! she thought some magical drugs probably contaminated it.
"i'm not a horse in the first place"
"what the hell are you then?!"
"i'm the ruler of the land of the rainbows. yeah, yeah super gay name i know. blame my flamboyant gay great-great-great-great-
great-great-great-great-grandfather who named it." jessica replied calmly. "anyways my stupid y witch of a stepmother tricked
me and took the throne from me. you're gonna help me get it back."
"this is a load of bull! i know it's the water! i'm never drinking cave water again! i'm hullucinating! i'm-" tiffany felt a stinging
sensation on her left cheek.
"feel that? it hurts doesn't it. this is real. you owe me so you're going to help me okay? i'll explain everything to you once you've
calmed down" jessica glared at the rambling raven haired cowgirl.
tiffany could only nod dumbly at jessica as she touched her stinging cheek. oh my cows this is real.
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A/N:
4am... i dunno why i'm at this again. must have been the mouth wash i might have ingested. i apologize. good night and good day all.
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