stupid horse.
Tiffany and her horse, Jessica
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"giddy-up jessica!" tiffany yelled out in frustration. "god, why do I have such a ing lazy horse urgh!"
tiffany is burning under the heat of the blazing sun. she went out hunting in the desert of gheei in hopes of
getting enough kills to survive for the week. any animals would do, but her lazy horse wouldn't get her moving. For some reason
jessica -- her horse is lazier than usual. now she's suffering under the desert's unforgiving conditions and hasn't
even made a single kill yet. she needed money badly so she planned to sell her kills. she even shined her cowboy boots and
her gun. cleaned her badass leather jacket (she's so badass so she wears a leather jacket)
and her cowboy hat just so she can look totally cool riding into town after her
planned hunt. she even groomed Jessica until her horse's brown coat and fair mane shined under the sun.
"argh this!" tiffany growled. she got off from riding jessica and took the horse by the reins. she angrily pulled
jessica by the rains and led her to town instead. she swears her horse just made a self satisfied snort.
"i can't believe this is happening." she muttered to herself. the town is a mile away and she needed water badly.
jessica drank all the water from her canteen, jessica also ate all the fruits she brought with her. If she doesn't get
to town soon she will surely perish from dehydration.
"i don't even know why I chose you" tiffany said. jessica just gave a playful neigh, nudge her with her head.
"this is going to be a long travel" tiffany sighed.
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"hey there miss!" an old chubby man beckoned tiffany towards him. "would you seem like a really poor lass
who's in need of a good deal!"
tiffany looked skeptically at the old man who smelt like old cabbage. she finally arrived in the town and the
first thing she did was get water for her and jessica. she's extremely hungry, but she couldn't get food for she didn't
get any kills from her fail hunt. she wandered around the merchant stalls in hopes that one will take pity of her and give
food. she used her extremely charming eye-smiles, but the merchants there were already used to it since the cowgirl hobo
often did that for free food. Ii was pathetic, but whatever she's still super awesome.
"what is it mister?" tiffany asked as she decided to approach the old man, she had nothing to lose anyways.
"say lass! I have a bargain for ye. i shall trade you these magical beans for yer lazy horse!" The old man opened
his palms to reveal 9 pink, sparkly beans. "plant this and water it just once. It grows fast and will show you
to your fortune!"
"magical beans?" tiffany gave the man an incredulous look. surely the man is out of his head. "are you crazy old man? How
will those mutated pink beans help me?"
"see here lass, i got these ol' beans from the land on rainbows. you heard of the place right?"
tiffany nodded. she has indeed heard about the land of the rainbows. her mother told her about it and she's
sure the place is magical as her mother described. they said it was a prosperous kingdom in the heavens where the people
are never hungry and are always happy and festive.
"surely you must know these beans are indeed magical. one time offer only! two days exchange policy and no refunds once
used or damaged. i am in need of a horse badly so I need to trade whatever I can."
"hmmnnn..." tiffany glanced at her oblivious horse who was staring off at god knows what. well why the heck not? she
and jessica had a lot of good times together, but she doesn't know if she can survive living in a cardboard box for another
week and she doesn't know how she could keep jessica if she can't even feed herself. jessica will be better off with another
owner, so why the hell not. "you have yourself a deal old man. pink is a magical colour. i hope it gives me great fortunes."
"wise decision lass, here it is." the old man handed her the magical pink beans and tiffany handed him jessica's reins.
jessica whined and tried to get tiffany's attention. her horse realized that tiffany is giving her away.
"take her away quick mister, before I start missing her and change my mind." tiffany said as she turned her back around.
"I'll take care of yer horse miss do not fret" The old man replied. "Best be planting the beans right away lass, good day
to ye!"
"alright, thanks mister" tiffany said without sparing a glance at her horse, she started walking off to the empty field
near her cardboard box to plant her magical pink beans.
"i hope Iididn't make a wrong decision" tiffany muttered as she planted her magical pink beansand watered it with jessica's
water bowl.
she then went to sleep in her cardboard box, feeling slightly regretful that she sold her lazy horse.
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the next morning...
"What the !" tiffany stared at the giant, obnoxiously pink bean stalk right in front oh her. the bean stalk is as thick
as a sycamore tree and stretch up to god knows where.
the old man wasn't lying after all. the beans are indeed magical, what kind of plant grows that big overnight?
"holy what kind of fortune can i make from this over grown bean stalk? well at least it's pink" tiffany walked around
the bean stalk and examined it closely.
"hmmn... maybe there is something at the top waiting for me! yeah that must be it! It must be that rainbow land!" tiffany said out loud. "don't worry jessica
i shall make a fortune and buy you back. since you did help get me these beans."
tiffany then wore her badass leather jacket, her cowboy boots, her cowboy hat and hoisted her colt 45 and other necessities. with that she climb the
obnoxiously pink bean stalk in hopes of making her fortune.
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