Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless your problem is that you're fat.

It doesn't matter how old I get, I'm still going to mentally sing the ABC's until I get to the letter I'm looking for.

i hate it when people call me funny because i feel like i have to say something really funny again and i just cant handle that pressure

i have more conversations in my head than in real life

someone fall in love with me I'm bored

I was trying to think of a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones ARGON.

Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.

Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but worse to regret.

If Jim has 50 chocolate bars, and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. Jim has diabetes.

do you ever just want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone too much

GUYS. JONGHYUN IS BACK AS BLONDIE. *^*