MATCH 1 (Division B; Elimination): DISTRICT TWO FC VS. XOXQ FC [Halftime Analysis]
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Zack: And now, we take you back to the 1st half as both teams performed well in the game but as of the moment. District 2 is on top of it. Let's check out the stats shall we?
STATISTICS
Offense Rate: District 2 (72.35%) || XOXQ (71.87%)
Defense Rate: District 2 (73.14%) || XOXQ (75.43%)
Attempts: District 2 (57) || XOXQ (62)
Shots on Target: District 2 (39) || XOXQ (51)
Corners: District 2 (14) || XOXQ (20)
Scott: As you can see, the offense and defense rates of both teams are somehow closer to each other. Well, in my opinion, they gave the best match that everyone we could imagine.
Zack: I see, Scott. Just look how the team-up of Taecyeon and Nickhun when they play in the field, they were the hotshots of the team because of their offensive performance. But, they have to watch out though.. I can sense that the rest of XOXQ has a gameplan for them to catch up in the 2nd half.
Scott: Well folks, what an exciting 1st half it was. But expect more of the tension, drama and a whole lot of action as we go on to the 2nd half. In the meantime, let's check out our correspondent, Santino Marella, for SHOUT YOUR HEART OUT!
**Tracking... Santino Marella; Location: AFF Stadium**
Santino: Hello, UKFL fans! It's me, Santino Marella.. with COBRA (as in his sock puppet)! Welcome to the most liked segment of the UKFL called SHOUT YOUR HEART OUT! Where you can cheer your favorite team to show how much you support them. You guys excited? Even Cobra's excited too.. Come on, buddy. Let's go.
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Santino: EXCUSE ME, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
District 2 fan: MY NAME'S TINA! *squeals*
Santino: SO, TINA, WHO ARE YOU CHEERING FOR?
Tina: *squeals* I'M CHEERING FOR DISTRICT 2! BECAUSE 2PM ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE *squeals louder*
Santino: NOW, SHOUT YOUR HEART OUT FOR DISTRICT 2!
Tina: 5..4..3..2! STEP ASIDE, WE'RE COMING THROUGH! DISTRICT 2, DISTRICT 2, I LOVE YOU! *squeals*
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Santino: WHO ARE YOU CHEERING FOR?
Gwen: *squeals* XOXQ! *squeals* EXO-K!
Santino: OK GWEN, CAN YOU SHOUT YOUR HEART OUT FOR XOXQ?
Gwen: EXOTIC! EXQUISITE! XOXQ.. YOU CAN DO IT! GO! GO! GO! *squeals*
**Some cheers/shoutouts for different teams**
"WHAT TIME IS IT? DISTRICT 2 TIME! WOOHOO!" (District 2)
"TAECYEON, OPPA! MARRY ME!" (District 2)
"I'M A SOCCER BALL! SO CATCH ME, JAY PARK, MY LOVE!" (District 2)
"DISTRICT 2 IS SOOOO HOT!" (District 2)
"WE WANT A KISS FROM KRIS, OPPA!" (XOXQ)
"EXO AND TVXQ UNITE! LET'S GO XOXQ!" (XOXQ)
"X..O..X..Q.. WE LOVE YOU!" (XOXQ)
"KAI! YOU'RE SO KAWAII! " (XOXQ)
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Santino: And so there you have it, we've heard some of their shoutouts and showed their support for their favorite teams. *Cobra pokes at Santino* What is it, Cobra? You wanna let me tell the good news? *Cobra nods* Ah yes.. GOOD NEWS TO ALL UKFL readers! You can now post your shoutout or cheer for your favorite team by posting a comment on this story. To see your favortie team in action, you must subscribe to this story. Up next, the 2nd half of the 1st elimination match for Division B. Be there or be kicked out! This is Santino Marella, signing off.
RESULTS
DISTRICT TWO FC - 1
[Taecyeon: 33:33]
XOXQ FC - 0
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