“What do you guys do in the room when you’re bored?”

“We talk... and sometimes cuddle...”

The interviewer snorted.

“Well how often do you guys cuddle?”

“About once a month.” Tao answered with a dead serious look on his face.

“Is there a certain schedule as to when you guys should cuddle?”

“No. Just when I ask for it.”

The interviewer seemed to have lost all ideas to respond to this particular anecdote. Out of the corner of his eye, Tao can see the Kris frowning at the floor. Jongdae hyung was looking at Kris, as if the folds of Kris's ear can tell Jongdae how to react in this situation. Yixing ge was smiling at the camera, looking all prim and proper. He caught Tao’s eye and his smile got wider, just a subtle bit. Luhan ge, bless his soul, was still laughing after what Tao had said.

And Minseok hyung... He was smiling as if this situation wasn’t awkward at all. When he noticed that Tao was looking at him, he turned to face Tao and gave Tao a thumbs-up.

Bring on the fanfics fueled with delusion and frustration, Tao thought. He flashed Minseok a wide grin and added under his breath, because I can take on the whole world right now.