Congested Summary:

Baekhyun and Luhan, continuous rivals for the title of Diva, have always hated each other ever since they both became second runner ups for the Junior Beauty Pageant for Boys even though it was Heechul who stole their pageant crown.

Park Chanyeol has always been fascinated with Baekhyun’s kohl-rimmed eyes but does not have the courage to venture out of Narnia’s wardrobe for fear of his mother’s Aslan-like personality.  

Kyungsoo, who has been in love with childhood buddy Kai ever since little Kai the melted ice cream off little Kyungsoo’s fingers, has trouble confessing his undying love to Kai, and as for Kai, he was too dense to catch onto Kyungsoo’s not-too-subtle advances.

Sehun, lover of Luhan and long-time subscriber to Cosmo, has been trying to find ways to spice up his life with his boyfriend, Luhan, for many, many years.

Kris, new boarding house roommate and your typical straight as a pencil personal body trainer, has always been a ladies’ man but that changed when a certain foreign-exchange student walked into his life.

Chen, the ever clueless foreign-exchange student, has no idea what a certain someone’s intense gaze means.

Suho, the owner of the boarding house and only sane person, is straight…for now (until a few drinks with best friend Lay and a one night stand turned his life inside out).

 And…Lay is a magical unicorn disguised as a human.