Park Chanyeol: I love you Jongin! XOXO 8=D

 YIXING WAS HERE.

5 minutes ago – Comment - Like

Kim Jongin: WTF?

Park Chanyeol: I didn't write this! I swear!

Kim Jongin: But it says you wrote it! EW! By the way, what the hell is that 8=D thing supposed to be?

Park Chanyeol:...It looks like a .

Byun Baekhyun: You idiots...Read the bottom of the post.

Zhang Yixing: Chill guys, it was only a joke. By the way, the 8=D thing is supposed to be a sideways smiley face. But now that I think about it, it does look like a .

Byun Baekhyun:  -_-

Kim Jongin: -_-

Lee Soo Man: HEECHUL. GET IN MY PANTS.

JONGDAE WAS HERE.

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Kim Jongdae likes this.

Kim Jongdae:  Shame Kris, I'm catching up.

Kris Wufan: I don't care. Do you wanna know why?

Kim Jongdae : Why?

Kris Wufan: Because, you know how Zitao has a bad temper?

Kim Jongdae: Yeah?

Kris Wufan:  Lee Soo Man's temper is worse. And on top of that, he's our boss.

Lee Soo Man:Kim Jongdae: I'd like to see you in my office.

Kim Jongdae: Oh

Lee Soo Man likes this.

Heechul:Lee Soo Man: Lee Soo Man. I couldn't give a what kind of sick-twisted fantasies of me you have in your mind but if you tell everyone about it on Facebook again, I'll chop you to pieces.

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Kris Wufan likes this.

Lu Han:Oh Sehun: hunnie, I need a favour from you! Accept my invitation to join pet society, so I can collect 2,000 coins.

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 Zhang Yixing and Kim Minseok  like this.

Oh Sehun: No. That game's for girls.

Lu Han: Please! It's not for pansies, Jongin plays it.

Oh Sehun: My point exactly.

Kim Jongin: Screw you.

Lu Han: But i really need those coins to buy  slippers for Dodo!

Oh Sehun: Who's Dodo?

Lu Han: Dodo is my pet's name. It's so cute ,it looks exactly like a real deer.

Oh Sehun: Well, 'Dodo' will just have to live with cold feet because there's no way that I'm playing that game.

Lu Han: All you have to do is join! You don't have to do anything else!

Oh Sehun: Yeah, but when I join everyone will think that I play 'pet society'. It'll ruin my reputation.

Lu Han: You're a lousy facebook husband.

Oh Sehun: you forced me to marry you in the first place.

Lu Han: Well, that doesn't mean you shouldn't be a good husband. Maybe I should fine a husband that would do small things like this for me, because you obviously don't care.

Oh Sehun: Maybe you should.

Lu Han: Maybe I will.

Lu Han and Oh Sehun are now single.

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Lu Hanand Max Changmin are now married.

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Max Changmin and 17 others like this.

Park Chanyeol: Nice one Lu Han, way to bounce back. he must be steaming now. Ha! That's what he gets for not responding to our Pet Society requests!

Lu Han likes this.

Lu Han: Yes. I can't have a husband that doesn't play pet society. That just won't do.

Kim Jongin: ooooh Sehun. he stole your husband.

Oh Sehun: I don't care. he can have him!

Kim Jongin: How does it feel to be single? Are you feeling lonely yet, Sehun?

Oh Sehun: It's facebook, Jongin, not real life.

Kim Jongin: You say that, but I know you're lonely. And do you know what the sad thing is? You won't be able to find another husband.

Oh Sehun: I could find a husband if I wanted to. Easy, peasy.

Kim Jongin: We'll see about that.

Oh Sehun and Lee Soo Man are now married.

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6,520,32 people like this.

Oh Sehun: haha Jongin. I told you I could get a husband.

Do Kyungsoo: Dude...Isn't Lee Soo Man an old man? That's a bit pedo-ish, don't you think?

Oh Sehun: Lee Soo Man, isn't an old man, he's an adult.

Kim Jongin: Still...o_O

Oh Sehun: Shut-up Jongin, you're just jealous.

Lee Soo Man: Yay! I always wanted a facebook husband and now I have Sehun,and he's the perfect facebook husband :D

JYPE: Congratulations Lee Soo Man!

YG: I'm so happy for you Lee Soo Man! If Sehun is mean to you though, don't hesitate to ask me, JYPE and me will beat him up for you.

Lee Soo Man: thanks guys :D