Chapter 3

EXO facebook madness

Kim Jongin: finally was able to steal the computer away from Baekhyun and Chanyeol! What's up guys?

40 minutes ago – Comment - Like

Kim Jongin: Fine. Ignore me.

 

Do Kyungsoo: time to go food shopping!

1 minute ago – Comment - Like

Kim Jongin: I am so coming with you!

 

Oh Sehun: What is LuKai and XiuHan?

4 minutes ago – Comment - Like

Byun Baekhyun: you mean you don't know? O.O tsk tsk tsk…

Oh Sehun: that doesn't help you know

Byun Baekhyun:  Lukai is *ahem* well  Luhan and Kai and XiuHan is Xiumin and Luhan.

Park Chanyeol: where did you find that out?

Byun Baekhyun: I have resources.

Oh Sehun: those two better run counting in "five".

 

Lu Han: Today when I came in my room I saw Yixing dancing to Gangnam Style. Scariest thing ever.

4 minutes ago – Comment - Like

Kim Minseok: Scariest thing ever? Are you sure?

Lu Han: Yes. I'm sure.

Zhang Yixing: Lu Han! :/

Kris Wufan: and I thought I was the scariest. :/ humph.

 

Park Chanyeol: R.L.A.B.O.T.F.L.S.H.K.U.B.O.M.A.I.L

3 minutes ago – Comment - Like

Byun Baekhyun: What the hell Chanyeol, what does that even mean?

Park Chanyeol: Rolling like A Buffalo On Floor Laughing So Hard Kris Uses  face On Me And I Live.

Kris Wufan: ……

 

Kim Jongin: SOMEONE'S  STALKING ME!

3 minutes ago via facebook for iphone – Comment - Like

Do Kyungsoo: oh my poor baby! :'(

Kim Joonmyun: Maybe it's a saesang  fan…. :D

Do Kyungsoo: LEADER!!!

Kim Joonmyun: …or not. It's Chanyeol, it's definitely Chanyeol!

Park Chanyeol: Don't you blame this one me! Why would I stalk him?

Oh Sehun: Cause you're creeper.

Byun Baekhyun: It's Taemin following him.

Kim Joonmyun: How do you know?

Byun Baekhyun: Because I know. I have resources.

 

Park Chanyeol : Byun Beakhyun: Hey what's up? How' you been? What have you been up too? Where are you?

2 minutes ago – Comment - Like

Do Kyungsoo likes this.

Byun Baekhyun:Park Chanyeol: Idiot! I am in our room!

Kim Jongin and Do Kyungsoo likes this.

Zhang Yixing: Owned.

Kim Joonmyun likes this.

 

Zhang Yixing's  Lover of the day is Kim Joonmyun.

4 minutes ago – Comment – Like - Via Lover Of The Day App.

Kim JonginPark ChanyeolByun BaekhyunLu Han and 500 others like this.

Zhang Yixing: Why would anyone want to pair me up with this- this shortie here! :3

Kim Joonmyun: HEY! WHO YOU CALLING SHORTIE!- YOU UNICORN?

Kim Jongdae: Shut up Yixing, its really obvious that you and Joonmyun are lovers. :P and Joonmyun you know you love it when he says shortie… :P

Kim Joonmyun: *gasp* Yixing they found out our secret!

Zhang Yixing: Oh NOES!

Zhang Yixing: *grabs Joonmyun and starts running* See ya!

Huang Zitao and 500 people like this.

Kris Wufan: O_o

Huang Zitao: awww soo cute!

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meemow123 #1
Chapter 9: I-am-laughing-my--off-and-trying-to-muffle-it-at-the-same-time is all I can say.
NOOO HUNHAN
Literally I saw Max Changmin and was like What.
Omg I can totally image Changmin's hyungs' reactions to his status!! Lmao!!
EarthOf_DO12
#2
Chapter 9: oh my! this is so hilarious! 8=D
slooowy
#3
Chapter 9: LOL xD Continue!!
shininghansol_
#4
Chapter 9: Lolol I love this update soon :D
shininghansol_
#5
Chapter 2: omg suho so cute :D
exofanfic-988
#6
Chapter 9: update please~~XD ^^
wonwoojpeg #7
Chapter 9: LOL CHEN XDD
jiosne #8
Chapter 9: I'm dying. XDDDDDD Please update!!
cheonsa_1315
#9
Chapter 9: lol they're fighting over who's married to who xD
i almost died laughing at the pure randomness of this xD