Chapter 1

EXO facebook madness

Park Chanyeol: Baekhyun's mean :'(

1 minute ago – Comment - Like

Byun Baekhyun likes this.

Byun Baekhyun: I am not mean Chanyeol, you threw out my eyeliner!

Kim Jongin: Oooooh.

Oh Sehun: You're right this is quite interesting…. * chin*

Park Chanyeol: you did not have to chase me around and tackle me to the ground though.

Byun Baekhyun: looks like someone wants to sleep on the couch for the rest of their life.

Park Chanyeol: nooo baek baby D:

Byun Baekhyun: You want me to do it again? *rolls up sleeves* oh wait- hehe I don't have any sleeves. You better watch yourself Chanyeol.

Park Chanyeol: I'm scared now, you're an awful boyfriend :'(

Byun Baekhyun: You better watch it. Cause I'm watching you. No seriously I am watching you.

 

Lu Han: I love deers!

2 hours ago - Comment - Like

Oh Sehun and 23 others like this.

Byun Baekhyun: They are just soooo cute!

Park Chanyeol: hmmmmmm.

Lu Han: Hey, I read you arguing Byun Baekhyun & Park Chanyeol, are you guys breaking up ? :(

Oh Sehun: Well at least they aren't married.

 

Byun Baekhyun and Park Chanyeol  are now married.

1 hour ago –Comment - Like

Lu Han and 77 others like this.

Oh Sehun: Traitors.

 

Kim Minseok: Kim Jongdae get off the computer now!

2 minutes ago off via facebook for iphone – Comment - Like

Kim Jongdae: I don't think so baozi.

Kim Minseok: Don't make me go up there.

Kim Jongdae: Oooh I'm so scalkdjlkjlkj! Help me!

Kim Minseok: Muahahahahahhahaahhahahaha!

Byun Baekhyun : Ooooh, *shouts, hey Chanyeol come look at this!*

Kris Wufan: Jongdae, what the hell are you doing! Stop baing noisy, I can’t have my beauty sleep  ):<

Kim Jongdae: make me :p

Park Chanyeol: Oooooh! Haha!

Kris Wufan: Jongdae…you better run for your life.

 

Kim Minseok: Well looks like I got to go save the troll…*sigh*

5 seconds ago – Comment - Like

Huang Zitao likes this.

 

Kris Wufan: is going to kill Kim Jongdae!

20 minutes ago – Comment - Like

Zhang Yixing likes this.

Byun Baekhyun: O.O

Do Kyungsoo: Don't you dare kill my kid!

Byun Baekhyun: Oooh, yay! You got a facebook! Haha! Add me as friend!

 

Byun Baekhyun and Do Kyungsoo are now friends.

18 minutes ago – Comment - Like

Kim Jongin: Do Kyungsoo: Hey bb!

Park Chanyeol: Byun Baekhyun: If we are married, then why do you still have your last name, and not mine?

Byun Baekhyun: Park Chanyeol: Because I can.

Kim Jongin: Ooooh. O.O

 

Zhang Yixing: I loves unicorns, and unicorns loves me!

2 minutes ago – Comment - Like

Kim Joonmyun likes this.

 

Byun Baekhyun: did not sleep at all. DX

5 minutes ago – Comment - Like

Park Chanyeol: hehe sorry about that *nervous laughter*

Byun Baekhyun: jerk.

 

Zhang Yixing: What does Lu Han have that I don't have?

6 minutes ago – Comment - Like

Oh Sehun: Meeeeeeeeeee! XD jk! Haha

Zhang Yixing: what the….

 

Kris Wufan: mwahahaha I kidnapped Jongdae! No one will ever find out where he is. XD

25 minutes ago – Comment - Like

Zhang Yixing likes this.

Zhang Yixing: Let me guess he's in your closet?

Kris Wufan: No….

Kim Minseok: Is he in the basement?

Kris Wufan: Damn.

Kim Minseok: lucky guess :)

 

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meemow123 #1
Chapter 9: I-am-laughing-my--off-and-trying-to-muffle-it-at-the-same-time is all I can say.
NOOO HUNHAN
Literally I saw Max Changmin and was like What.
Omg I can totally image Changmin's hyungs' reactions to his status!! Lmao!!
EarthOf_DO12
#2
Chapter 9: oh my! this is so hilarious! 8=D
slooowy
#3
Chapter 9: LOL xD Continue!!
shininghansol_
#4
Chapter 9: Lolol I love this update soon :D
shininghansol_
#5
Chapter 2: omg suho so cute :D
exofanfic-988
#6
Chapter 9: update please~~XD ^^
wonwoojpeg #7
Chapter 9: LOL CHEN XDD
jiosne #8
Chapter 9: I'm dying. XDDDDDD Please update!!
cheonsa_1315
#9
Chapter 9: lol they're fighting over who's married to who xD
i almost died laughing at the pure randomness of this xD