If We Were A Sitcom
Description
Somwhere in Seoul, there lived six roommates.
They came from different places and each have their own story.
But things start to get interesting when you put them under the same roof.
Foreword
Title: If We Were A Sitcom
Genre: Love and friendship, drama, comedy
Characters: Krystal | Sulli | Kris | Tao | Victoria | Baekhyun | Kai | Sehun | Taemin | Chanyeol | Minho | Yunho
Pairings: Kaistal | Taostal | Minstal | Senri | Taelli | Chanlli | Kristoria | Kris+SNSD | Yuntoria
THE ROOMMATES
"Queen of aegyo and deception"
Name: Krystal Jung Soojung
Nickname(s): Jungie
Age: 18
Occupation: Senior at SM High
Hobbies: Eating, eating, and eating
Origin: Lived with her parents in San Franciso but came to Seoul to study alone and has been living with her cousin, Kris, ever since.
"I've known Soojung since the day she was born. She might seem like a cold-blooded person who feels nothing (besides hunger) but she actually has a kind heart." -Kris
"A master of deception, an amazing liar, extremely manipulative... Oh, and her aegyo is absolutely nauseating. This girl will do anything to get get what she wants." -Tao
"I don't know where I'd be right now if it wasn't for Soojung. She's a great friend and I'm really grateful to have met her." -Sulli
"Soojung is perfect. No, she's perfecter than perfect!" -Kai
"... Where did he come from?" -Krystal
"Daydreamer"
Name: Choi Jinri
Nickname(s): Sulli, Ssul, Giant Baby
Age: 18
Occupation: Senior at SM High
Hobbies: Daydreaming, watching the clouds
Origin: Came from Busan (her family is still there) a few years ago to study.
"I truly believe that Jinri has the ability to bring happiness to others." -Krystal
"Since when did Soojung become so nice?" -Tao
"Get lost, Panda. This is Jinri's profile, not yours." -Krystal
"I think Chanyeol has a crush on Sulli. He's always trying to get her attention when he comes over." -Baekhyun
"Huh? O.O" -Sulli
"Oh, Ssul, clueless as always." -Krystal
"Charming casanova"
Name: Kris, Wu Fan
Nickname(s): Male God
Age: 20
Occupation: Sophomore at SM College
Hobbies: Sleeping, chilling, dating
Origin: He is half-Chinese and was born in America. Moved to Seoul with his mother a couple of years ago.
"Tall and devastatingly good-looking, and he can get any girl to fall in love with him within seconds. Duizhang is my role model. He's just so perfect..." -Tao
"Kris is an awesome cousin. He's mostly really fun, but he can be overprotective sometimes." -Krystal
"Our unofficial dorm leader! ^^" -Baekhyun
"Yah, shouldn't you be a little more responsible if you're the supposed 'dorm leader'? Maybe take some time out of those dates you go on every night and actually do something to help out for once." -Victoria
"There she goes again... -.-" -Kris
"Not your average wushu pro"
Name: Huang Zi Tao
Nickname(s): Kungfu Panda
Age: 18
Occupation: Senior at SM High
Hobbies: Wushu, eating, watching movies with Kris
Origin: Born in Qingdao, China, and moved to Seoul when he was thirteen.
"Unlike Kris, he actually does something in the dorm. He always helps out with cleaning and cooking. Tao's a good kid." -Victoria
"Tao-oppa is really nice to everyone except for Soojungie. I wonder why..." -Sulli
"That's because I hate her." -Tao
"I don't think that's true." -Baekhyun
"Stop thinking, Baekhyun-hyung, you do enough of that already." -Tao
"One word: EW." -Krystal
"Loving Umma"
Name: Victoria, Song Qian
Nickname(s): Vic, Umma
Age: 22
Occupation: Senior at SM College
Hobbies: Dancing, cooking, cleaning
Origin: Born in Qingdao, China, but her family moved to Seoul shortly after her birth.
"Umma is the best!" -Krystal
"Her cooking is delicious! Umma takes really good care of everyone." -Sulli
"Aw, my kids are such darlings." -Victoria
"She's a bit too naggy for my taste. But at least she cooks and cleans." -Kris
"Ah, Kris-hyung and Victoria-noona are just like Tao and Krystal. They're always at it." -Baekhyun
"Baekhyun-hyung, is observing other people your hobby?" -Tao
"Wise and intellectual"
Name: Byun Baekhyun
Nickname(s): Bacon, Smarty-pants
Age: 19
Occupation: Freshman at SM IT College
Hobbies: Studying, learning new things, surfing the net, observing others (as suggested by Tao)
Origin: Born and raised in Seoul. Lives away from his parents because he wants to live closer to school.
"Baekhyun-oppa is someone I can trust." -Krystal
"Hehe." -Baekhyun
"He's definitely useful, especially when we need to know things, Bacon's the one we turn to." -Kris
"The only thing oppa ever talks about with me is Chanyeol-oppa. I don't know why oppa's like this." -Sulli
THE SM HIGH SCHOOLERS
"Fool in love"
Name: Kim Jongin
Nickname(s): Kai, Kkamjong
Age: 18
Occupation: Senior at SM High
Hobbies: Soccer, doing sports, spending time with Krystal, learning about Krystal, following Krystal, looking at Krystal
"I call him Lover Boy." -Kris
"Kai-ssi's crush on Soojungie is really cute." -Sulli
"I agree with Sulli." -Victoria
"Dude, you're the freaking kingka of our school. You can have any girl you want. Why on Earth would you like that vile thing of all people?" -Tao
"Yah, Huang Zi Tao! Say that again about my girlfriend and I'll make sure to send my boys to give you a good beating. Even your wushu skills won't be able to protect you then." -Kai
"Yah, Kim Jongin! What do you mean by girlfriend?!" -Krystal
"Shy and awkward"
Name: Oh Sehun
Nickname(s): Thehun
Age: 18
Occupation: Senior at SM High
Hobbies: Doing sports, thinking alone
"My best buddy!" -Kai
"Sehun-ssi is really shy and mysterious, but I like hanging out with him." -Sulli
"Omo, his lisp is the cutest!" -Krystal
"Maybe I should get a lisp too..." -Kai
"The bestest friend ever"
Name: Lee Taemin
Nickname(s): Taem, Banana Milk Boy
Age: 18
Occupation: Senior at SM High
Hobbies: Dancing, drinking banana milk
"My bff! Love you, Taem XOXO" -Krystal
"Hehe, you too, Soojung." -Taemin
"Are they dating or not?" -Kris
"We're NOT." -Krystal & Taemin
"Truthfully, I'm jealous of Taemin. He's so close to Soojung and she even told him she loves him! What does he have that I don't? We even look alike! The only thing different about us is our hair colour. Maybe I should dye my hair blonde too..." -Kai
"You have nothing to worry about, Jongin. Taemin doesn't like me, he likes-"
"Yah, Jung Soojung! You promised never to tell anyone!" -Taemin
"Araso, araso." -Krystal
THE SM IT COLLEGE STUDENT
"Forever loud and hyper"
Name: Park Chanyeol
Nickname(s): Derp, Happy Virus
Age: 19
Occupation: Freshman at SM IT College
Hobbies: Hanging out with Baekhyun
"Honestly, I didn't like Chanyeol much at first because he would always come over to the dorm and make a big mess. But I've got to admit I have come to like this guy's cheerfulness." -Victoria
"All he ever does is follow Baekhyun around, pull pranks on the kids and stare at Sulli. He's quite quirky, really." -Kris
"I think Chanyeol-oppa is nice." -Sulli
"Y-you do?" -Chanyeol
THE SM COLLEGE STUDENTS
"Hottie tutor"
Name: Choi Minho
Nickname(s): Tutor
Age: 21
Occupation: Junior at SM College, Part-time tutor
Hobbies: unknown
"Omo, Minho-oppa is the coolest! He's so handsome and smart. He would make the best husband!" -Krystal
"Um, Soojung, don't you think that's a little..." -Minho
"Dude looks like a frog with his ridiculously large eyes." -Tao
"Yah, say that again, Panda!" -Krystal
"I initially asked Minho to tutor Soojung because she wasn't doing very well in school. Who knew Soojung would end up developing a crush on him." -Victoria
"I think Soojungie's crush on Minho-oppa is cute." -Sulli
"You think everything is cute, Sulli." -Baekhyun
"Too good to be true"
Name: Jung Yunho
Nickname(s): Appa
Age: 22
Occupation: Senior at SM College, other part-time jobs unknown
Hobbies: unknown
"Yunho-oppa and Vic-unnie are perfect for each other! They should just get married already!" -Sulli
"I agree with Jinri. Yunho-oppa would make an awesome appa! He always buys me food. Hehe." -Krystal
"I don't like this guy. Never did." -Kris
"Ahem, I'm right here..." -Yunho
"Don't mind him, yeobo." -Victoria
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