Just so we're clear, I am not stalking my brother. I am merely looking out for him the way a good older sister should. I have nothing but good intentions for him, and this is not at all for future blackmailing purposes. How could you even think that?! Why am I stalking him? Well, you know, it isn't really even stalking as it is being at the same place at the same time, after all, he is my baby brother and it shouldn't be surprising that we run in the same social circles. No, that's not the same thing. Besides, why really isn't the issue here, haven't I talked about it enough? Besides, I'm not really at a liberty to speak of it as it's not my story to tell, as I wasn't even physically there- fine! Fine.