Title: Short Conversations - Behind the Camera
Description: Ever wondered what Super Junior talks about when the camera is not present?
Genre: Comedy/crack

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***Super Junior in a van preparing for Inkigayo***
 
Heechul: Hankyung, fix my hair. Yah Eunhyuk! Shut the window! The wind is irritating me!
 
(Hankyung moves next to Heechul)
 
Eunhyuk: But I forgot to blow dry my hair! No one woke me up early enough, deal with it hyung… Shindong, did you bring your gel? I need some…
 
Shindong: Why do you always borrow stuff from people?! Yesterday, it was Siwon’s shirt, this morning it was Yesung’s pants. Now, my gel? Aish… don’t you have money? If people found out you’re wearing someone else’s underwear today, you’re out of the group, Hyuk.
 
(throwing bottle of gel at Eunhyuk’s head)
 
Donghae: How do my arms look today, Kyu? Does it look big today or just plain fat?
 
(Kyuhyun ignores and focuses on his game on Nintendo DS)
 
Donghae: Kyu! Don’t ignore me…
 
Kyuhyun: (responds but still focuses on his game) yeah, whatever…it’s big…
 
(Hankyung and Siwon starts having a conversation in Chinese)
 
Heechul: YAH! Speak hangul (Korean)! You’re in Korea, not China!
 
Hankyung: You just want to know what we’re talking about…
 
Sungmin: I want to get married already.
 
(Everyone turns silent)
 
Eunhyuk: You’re so random.
 
Sungmin: What? We’re all gonna end up marrying anyway…
 
Yesung: No. You’re just weird, Sungmin.
 
(Everyone’s still silent)
 
Eunhyuk: (in English) NICE WEATHER!
 
 
 
***Super Junior behind the stage preparing***
 
(Heechul walks past a foreigner and starts making conversations in English after getting a Korean-English dictionary)
 
Heechul: Yo, man! Hey! I’m Heechul~!
 
Foreigner: Yeah, hi…
 
(Heechul looks through dictionary and started reading out loud)
 
Heechul: How are you? I’m fine thank you, and you?
 
Foreigner: . . . (walks away)
 
 
 
***Super Junior at a photo shoot for a photo book***
 
(Ryeowook and Hankyung posing together)
 
Heechul: Is it my turn now? Move it Ryeowook…
 
Ryeowook: You think it’s always about you! Hmph! (moves away from Heechul)
 
(Donghae and Siwon comes in to pose)
 
Donghae: Siwon, when are you gonna get me that PS3 you promised to buy for me when we were in China!? (*smiles at the camera)
 
Siwon: Yeah, I’ll buy it after this…
 
Donghae: Whatever…
 
(Eunhyuk and Shindong squashes in the group)
 
(Eunhyuk burps)
 
Heechul: Yuck! Eunhyuk! I swear, you’re the most disgusting person I’ve ev… *sniffs*sniffs* That smells disgusting!! What did you just eat!? A rat?!
 
Shindong: No, we ate Hankyung’s fried rice…
 
Heechul: (to Hankyung) What?! You cooked fried rice and didn’t tell me, again!? All of you, go!!
 
 
***Super Junior watching a drama on TV at night with their pyjamas on***
 
(Eunhyuk turns the lights off)
 
Leeteuk: That main guy obviously had a plastic surgery! Look at his nose! It looks abnormal!
 
Kangin: Hyung, your dimples are so deep, it looks abnormal.
 
Leeteuk: It’s natural!
 
(Yesung stands up in a sudden)
 
Yesung: Where’s Ddangkoma (his turtle)?!?!?
 
Donghae: Yeah, I think that guy’s nose is too weird too.
 
Heechul: My nose is better than everyone else’s. (pats his cat)
 
Yesung: YAH! Heechul! I think your cat ate Ddangkoma!
 
Heechul: Don’t blame my cat!
 
(Eunhyuk looks out the window)
 
Eunhyuk: I think I just saw a figure outside.
 
Ryeowook: (runs toward Eunhyuk) Hyung~! Don’t scare me!
 
Eunhyuk: No. I’m being serious…
 
Yesung: Someone turn the lights on! I need to find Ddangkoma!