Kim Jonghyun and Liu Amber were the best of friends for all of eternity. Jonghyun was short and Amber was kinda taller than him, so they had chemistry. Although, I'm pretty sure they're both gay.

Either way, since childhood, where they grew up in a shack filled with the carcasses of their unfortunate victims, they've been inseperable. Born to the mighty pterodactyl Lee Soo Man, they learned to hunt for wild wallabees and crocodiles in the outback, playing their didgeridoos and cooking shrimp on the barbie, mate.

Yes, they were born to the same guy, but so were most people who lived in their igloo in Antartica. Soo Man was the best baby producer in the entire kingdom of DinoLand, so most dinosaurs were hatched from him. But for the sake of this story, let's pretend Amber and Jonghyun aren't (cold?) blood related. It doesn't really affect the plot, but whatever.

Lee Sungyeol likes eegggggggggggggs.

When Jonghyun and Amber heard the warning-moo of their leader, Jang Dongwoo, they threw their shrimp-kabobs to the floor.

"Yo, d00d, wut da m00 4?" Amber asked Jjong, pulling up her pants.

"I don't know," Jonghyun replied, eyes darting around in the sky above them. The warning moo could only be heard by whoever the call was meant for, so Jonghyun knew something was in store for them. "Maybe they found out we're really wizards?"

"Pshhhh," Amber scoffed. "Dem h0es be so triflin' dey aint even kno imma qurl."

"True," Jonghyun agreed. "What else could make Leader call-- wait, Amber, are you even a girl?"

Amber shrugged. "I da best of b0th wurlds, es~"

Jonghyun raised a large fuzzy eyebrow. "Then should I call you a he or a she? Like, what are you?"

"I be a balloon, h0e."

"Um... what."

"Did y00 see da new episode of d0ra, br0? Dat blu monki be triflin'."

"Uh, how old are you again?"

"17."

"How long have you been 17?"

"......a while."

"I know what you are."

"Say it.... out loud."

"Vampire."

[a/n]: what did i just write. what. /wordvomit

A: Krisco.