When I read your things, I’m gonna try real hard to remain unbiased. Because this is a casual contest, and I’m not gonna have you mold your story to fit my brain when you don’t even know me. That’s just not fair.

I’ll be taking a good look at:

• Originality. I know one-shots and short stories are usually pretty varied and it’s not often a problem, but I feel the need to say this. Just in case.

• If it’s even the genre you called it. If you say it’s angst/philosophical but make it a JaeChun comedy, then I’ll boo. (That actually happened to one of my stories once. Avoid at all costs.)

• Grammar/spelling. If the first line is “jaejong was a young bo” I just might cry. (Again, speaking from experience.) The “humor” genre isn’t an excuse for a bunch of misspellings and whatnot. It’s fun to point and laugh at, which is not what you want me to be doing. You want me to laugh along with your story, if it’s humor. Otherwise I’m submitting it to wtfasianfanfics.tumblr.com.

(I’ll go easy on you if your first language isn’t English. I know it’s a totally messed up language. Hey, I’m still learning new things about it and I’ve been speaking my whole life.)

Since I’m not doing any required pairings/prompts/genres, there’s not a lot of these. I guess.

Next chapter, I’m gonna list a few prompts, actually. You don’t have to follow them at all. You can if you want, of course, but it’s totally optional.