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Facebook Time With Exo! [EDITING]
Huang Zitao is now single.
Kim Jongin likes this.
Park Chanyeol: What has he done now?!
Lu Han: Aw baby, are you okay?
Oh Sehun: ‘Baby’? Since when was he your baby?
Lu Han: I am just worried!
Kim Jongin: Haven’t we been through this before?
Byun Baekhyun: But it could be serious this time!
Kim Joonmyun: What has Kris done now?
Wu Yifan: That is what I’d like to know.
Kim Jongin: So, he broke up with you without a reason?
Wu Yifan: He hasn’t said anything to my face, as far as I was concerned, we were still dating.
Wu Yifan: Until thirty seconds ago.
Oh Sehun: Did you happen to ask him?
Wu Yifan: No.
Huang Zitao: I’m surprised all of you don’t know what’s wrong.
Byun Baekhyun: AND HE APPEARS.
Wu Yifan: What the hell Tao?
Huang Zitao: Just wait, you’ll get it.
Do Kyungsoo > Lu Han: Honey, will you do Umma a favour?
Lu Han: Of course Umma!
Do Kyungsoo: Go into Kris’s room, steal his favourite teddy, and give it to me, okay?
Lu Han: Why?
Do Kyungsoo: Do you not trust me?
Lu Han: I do! But, it’s a bit of a weird request.
Do Kyungsoo: Please just do it.
Lu Han: Yes Umma.
Kim Jongdae > Kim Minseok: I got you a treat!
Park Chanyeol, Oh Sehun and 4 others like this.
Kim Minseok: Oh! What kind of treat?
Kim Jongdae: Let’s just say, it’s edible. ;)
Oh Sehun: ew, ew, EW!
Kim Minseok: Chen…
Zhang Yixing: Oh come on!
Park Chanyeol: Remember what I said? .
Byun Baekhyun: Ask and you shall receive.
Park Chanyeol: AH!
Kim Jongdae: What?
Kim Minseok: Seriously?
Oh Sehun: Don’t eat it.
Kim Jongdae: Oh! You saw it too Sehun? Doesn’t it look delicious?
Zhang Yixing: Q_Q
Lu Han: You did WHAT?!
Oh Sehun: I swear to god I have never seen it.
Kim Jongdae: Then how do you know what I’m talking about?
Kim Minseok: I think it’s pretty obvious.
Kim Jongdae: Aw, the surprise is ruined then?
Zhang Yixing: Maybe it’s better to ‘discuss’ this privately?
Kim Minseok: Ya think?
Kim Jongdae: What the hell are you guys talking about?
Lu Han: I don’t believe you!
Oh Sehun: I’ve never seen Chen’s ! Okay?!
Kim Jongdae: You better not of!
Kim Minseok: …Chen?
Kim Jongdae: Yes baby?
Kim Minseok: This treat, you aren’t talking about your *ahem* are you?
Kim Jongdae: …NO.
Zhang Yixing: That’s a miracle.
Oh Sehun: See?
Lu Han: Oh, well good.
Kim Minseok: Then what were you talking about?
Kim Jongdae: Come here and I’ll show you.
Kim Minseok: HE GOT ME CAKE.
Lu Han likes this.
Lu Han: Cake? Why haven’t I got cake?
Kim Minseok: Damn, it’s double chocolate too.
Park Chanyeol: I want some!
Kim Jongdae: No! Minseok’s only.
Kim Joonmyun: Come on Xiumin, don’t be mean to leader.
Kim Jongin: I. Want. Cake.
Do Kyungsoo: Want me to make you some hubby?
Kim Jongin: Yes please! But make it better than his!
Do Kyungsoo: No bother, I’ll just add cookies and cookie dough.
Kim Jongin: Did I ever tell you that I loved you?
Do Kyungsoo: Once or twice.
Huang Zitao added a new picture.
Lu Han, Oh Sehun and 9 others like this.
Lu Han: ACE!
Oh Sehun: Oh no way.
Kim Jongin: Told you it was dumb.
Zhang Yixing: Well, after the way the fans have been, do you really blame him?
Wu Yifan: Are you ing kidding me?
Huang Zitao: This is a VERY sensitive subject for me Yifan.
Wu Yifan: Zitao. If this isn’t a joke, I’m breaking up with you myself.
Kim Jongin: Damn. All this over a freaking alpaca.
Kim Jongdae: You gotta admit, it’s a freaking hot alpaca.
Huang Zitao: Fine, break up with me then.
Wu Yifan: Zitao, my room – now.
Huang Zitao: ARGH!
Oh Sehun: …Fight, fight, fight.
Kim Joonmyun: Provoking is not allowed!
Wu Yifan is now in a relationship with Ace Wu.
Huang Zitao likes this.
Kim Minseok: Well, things have taken a new turn.
Park Chanyeol: I’m happy for you and all but…
Zhang Yixing: Tao anyone?
Do Kyungsoo: …
Lu Han: Is this why you made me steal Ace Umma?
Byun Baekhyun: You stole his alpaca?
Huang Zitao: Kris doesn’t have it?
Do Kyungsoo: Uh no. No he doesn’t.
Huang Zitao: Oh, well then, one second.
Wu Yifan is now single.
Oh Sehun: Are you meddling with Kris’s account again?
Huang Zitao: I might be.
Kim Joonmyun: Did you make Ace an account just to do that?
Huang Zitao: Maybe.
Lu Han: I think it’s adorable!
Zhang Yixing: And incredibly weird.
Wu Yifan: Get off of my Facebook. Now.
Huang Zitao: Sheesh! I’m off.
Do Kyungsoo: Take it I’ll be keeping the alpaca then?
Huang Zitao: Hell yes. Keep it away from Kris at all costs.
Wu Yifan: All of this over a freaking stuffed toy.
Lu Han: A y stuffed toy.
Oh Sehun: Have you seen the fan’s stories about Krace?
Kim Joonmyun: Sehun, stop right there.
Huang Zitao: Yes and I do not need reminded.
Wu Yifan: Way to piss him off again.
Kim Joonmyun: Great! My parents loved Yixing!
Kim Minseok and Oh Sehun likes this.
Kim Minseok: Lucky you.
Oh Sehun: Great to know.
Kim Joonmyun: They were so great!
Zhang Yixing: They’re pretty cool.
Kim Jongin: Lay and Suho’s parents up a tree!
Kim Jongdae: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Kim Joonmyun: Both of you. Psychiatrist. Now.
Lu Han: Good for you!
Oh Sehun: Wish my boyfriend’s parents were like that.
Lu Han: Sehunnie…
Oh Sehun: At least Suho doesn’t have a homophobic cousin.
Kim Minseok: And at least Suho told them you were a boy.
Kim Jongdae: Baby! Forget about that!
Lu Han: You too Sehun!
Zhang Yixing: Hate to be you!
Park Chanyeol is engaged to Byun Baekhyun.
Lu Han, Kim Joonmyun and 5 others like this.
Lu Han: NO WAY.
Oh Sehun: Really?
Kim Jongin: A wedding? YAY!
Do Kyungsoo: I’ll be the caterer right?
Zhang Yixing: It’s cute.
Kim Joonmyun: Oh no they don’t.
Kim Minseok: At least this means cake.
Kim Jongdae: Always looking on the bright side of things Baozi!
Park Chanyeol: Glad you are ALL supportive!
Byun Baekhyun: At least now we know the reaction if we were to actually get married.
Lu Han: It’s fake?!
Kim Jongin: Called it!
Oh Sehun: No you didn’t.
Park Chanyeol: I just didn’t feel like being in ordinary relationship was enough.
Do Kyungsoo: In a way that’s so lovely.
Kim Minseok: FAKERS.
Kim Joonmyun: I can sleep at night again.
Kim Minseok: F-A-K-E-R-S!
Byun Baekhyun: Just because of cake? God.
Kim Jongdae: I’ll get you more!
Kim Minseok: WOO!
Huang Zitao is in a relationship with Wu Yifan.
Park Chanyeol likes this.
Kim Jongin: Whatever man.
Kim Joonmyun: Stay this way.
Huang Zitao > Park Chanyeol: What are we going to do for your birthday?
Park Chanyeol likes this.
Park Chanyeol: Oh yeah! That’s soon isn’t it?
Huang Zitao: Uh-huh. Anything in particular you want to do?
Park Chanyeol: A party with a band?
Huang Zitao: Okay… got a band in mind?
Park Chanyeol: Um, well, since we’re in SM, can we choose Super Junior?
Huang Zitao: Sure!
Park Chanyeol: YAY!
Byun Baekhyun: When will you have your party? On the day of your birthday?
Huang Zitao: Obviously.
Byun Baekhyun: Oh…
Park Chanyeol: No! How about the weekend before it? The 24th instead?
Huang Zitao: Hmm… okay.
Byun Baekhyun: So what will you do on your birthday?
Park Chanyeol: I will be spending the whole day with you of course.
Byun Baekhyun: Oh really now?
Park Chanyeol: Yup! And you will be my personal slave.
Byun Baekhyun: Oaft! I mean… oh damn.
Lu Han: Since it’s your birthday, my toys are yours to use.
Oh Sehun: LU HAN!
Lu Han: Have fun!
Kim Jongin: I’ve just realised I’ve not posted in a while.
Do Kyungsoo: And now the world is restored.
Kim Jongin: Exactly.
Do Kyungsoo: Come watch a movie with me!
Kim Jongin: I don’t wanna >
Do Kyungsoo: Why not?
Kim Jongin: Because that’s boring.
Do Kyungsoo: But what about me?
Kim Jongin: You’re not boring of course, but movies are!
Do Kyungsoo: That’s nice…
Kim Jongin: Sorry baby. Go get Lu Han or someone to watch it with you.
Do Kyungsoo: Fine!
Lu Han: MOVIE NIGHT WITH UMMA!
Do Kyungsoo likes this.
Do Kyungsoo: And we gonna have fun!
Lu Han: WOO!
Oh Sehun: Thought you were spending the night with me?
Lu Han: Sorry Sehunnie! But Kyungsoo was lonely.
Do Kyungsoo: And I have sweets.
Oh Sehun: But now I’ll be lonely.
Lu Han: Sorry, I can’t get out of it now.
Oh Sehun: Whatever.
Lu Han: I’ll make it up to you tomorrow, okay?
Do Kyungsoo: EW. Now, let’s stop this and get on with the movies!
Lu Han: WOO!
Wu Yifan: What is the meaning of life?
Huang Zitao, Kim Joonmyun and Zhang Yixing likes this.
Kim Jongin: To bang Kyungsoo.
Kim Minseok: To eat dumplings and cake.
Zhang Yixing: To follow the unicorns.
Lu Han: To please Sehun.
Oh Sehun: To make Lu Han happy.
Huang Zitao: To shop.
Kim Joonmyun: To keep Exo under wraps.
Park Chanyeol: To live.
Byun Baekhyun: To sing and dance.
Do Kyungsoo: To make Kim Jongin suffer great pain.
Kim Jongdae: To talk about .
Wu Yifan: Wow, you are all very shallow huh?
Park Chanyeol: Guys! I’ve got some new friends on this!
Byun Baekhyun likes this.
Byun Baekhyun: Good for you baby!
Kim Jongin: And we care, why?
Do Kyungsoo: Don’t be so mean.
Zhang Yixing: I agree with Kai.
Kim Joonmyun: Don’t be mean.
Kim Jongin: Yes sir.
Zhang Yixing: Yes sir.
Kim Jongdae: *whipping sound* you guys are whipped.
Park Chanyeol: Wanna know who they are?
Huang Zitao: Yeah, sure.
Byun Baekhyun: Of course.
Park Chanyeol: It’s B.A.P!
Kim Jongin: …
Zhang Yixing: …
Kim Jongin: Our arch enemies?
Park Chanyeol: Since when were they our arch enemies?
Zhang Yixing: Since it’s a battle between us and them for rookie of the year?
Kim Joonmyun: Now don’t be childish.
Byun Baekhyun: It’s a good way to get to know them since I don’t think we’ve ever talked.
Park Chanyeol: Exactly! I’ll let you guys add them!
Kim Jongin: GREAT!
Do Kyungsoo: Enough with the sarcasm.
Park Chanyeol: This’ll be fun!
Park Chanyeol: GUYS! I’M AN ULZZANG!
Byun Baekhyun likes this.
Byun Baekhyun: When did you figure that out?
Kim Jongin: HAH.
Park Chanyeol: Himchan-hyung told me!
Byun Baekhyun: …Remind me who that is again?
Kim Himchan: Screw you. At least I knew all of your names.
Byun Baekhyun: Oh… you! (Still have no clue.)
Park Chanyeol: He’s from B.A.P Baekhyun!
Byun Baekhyun: Oh! The ulzzang? Sorry man.
Kim Himchan: Whatever. Besides, I only talk to other beautiful people.
Park Chanyeol: Aw! I’m beautiful?!
Kim Himchan: You’re an ulzzang aren’t you?
Park Chanyeol: You’re beautiful too!
Byun Baekhyun: Give me a break.
A/N: Stayed up til 3.45 am to give you guys this! Hope you like it :D
And here's a y Kai gif ;)
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