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Lu Han > Oh Sehun: Valentine’s Day is coming up!!!!!! <3<3<3~~!!
Oh Sehun likes this.
Oh Sehun: So it is…
Lu Han: What are we going to do?
Oh Sehun: If I tell you, it’ll ruin the surprise.
Lu Han: No it won’t!
Oh Sehun: What? Yes, of course it will.
Kim Jongin: You do realise Sehun completely forgot about Valentine’s Day right?
Lu Han: Really?
Oh Sehun: No! Of course I didn’t baby. Jongin, go away.
Kim Jongin: He’s quick to defend huh? He so did.
Oh Sehun: Shut up Kai.
Lu Han: Sehunnie?
Oh Sehun: Lu Han, I did not forget about it, besides, it’s not for a couple of days.
Kim Jongin: Yeah, luckily for you.
Lu Han: I believe you Sehun ^^!
Kim Jongin: You are so whipped.
Oh Sehun: Hey! He’s proud to be.
Lu Han: >_<
Kim Jongin: Aha.
Huang Zitao > Wu Yifan: Oh noes. Gucci just brought out a new bag.
Byun Baekhyun and Lu Han likes this.
Wu Yifan: No.
Lu Han: Oh, was that the one you showed me earlier?
Huang Zitao: Yes! It’s gorgeous isn’t it?
Wu Yifan: No.
Lu Han: Oh it’s gorgeous!!
Huang Zitao: Right? RIGHT?
Wu Yifan: No.
Lu Han: It’s a little costly though…
Huang Zitao: Not for some people.
Wu Yifan: No.
Lu Han: Oh well, I’m sure it’ll look great on your back!
Huang Zitao: Right?
Wu Yifan: For god sake Tao, I said no.
Lu Han: I’ll leave you two alone…
Huang Zitao: Bye Lu Han!
Wu Yifan: I’m not kidding this time.
Huang Zitao: What are you talking about baby?
Wu Yifan: I’m not buying you that bag.
Huang Zitao: I never asked.
Wu Yifan: Good, and don’t.
Huang Zitao: Okay.
Park Chanyeol: We’re BACKK!!!!!!!
Do Kyungsoo likes this.
Kim Jongdae: Hardly knew you were gone.
Byun Baekhyun: .
Do Kyungsoo: How was the spa?
Park Chanyeol: It was absolutely fantastic!
Kim Minseok: Did you get any souvenirs?
Kim Jongdae: Yeah, Baekhyun got a sore .
Kim Joonmyun: Watch your foul language Chen.
Zhang Yixing: Anyone learn how to be a masseuse?
Byun Baekhyun: Shut up Chen.
Park Chanyeol: Baekkie did! He’s a natural at it!
Kim Jongin: Teach me?
Do Kyungsoo: Aww, why are you asking that?
Lu Han: To give you a massage Umma!
Do Kyungsoo: Is that true hubby?
Kim Jongin: Maybe ;)
Park Chanyeol: NO! He can’t teach you.
Kim Jongin: And why not?
Kim Jongdae: Because it was naughty things he learned ;)
Kim Minseok: Stop thinking dirty Chen.
Park Chanyeol: Just because.
Byun Baekhyun: Yeah, I kind of agree. I’d have to show you to teach you, and that’d make me uncomfortable…
Do Kyungsoo: …Yeah, okay, no need to show him.
Kim Jongin: Fine! I’ll learn another way!
Park Chanyeol: But anyway, it was great!
Lu Han: Gooooooood!
Do Kyungsoo: Ugh… my head… *dies*
Lu Han likes this.
Lu Han: What’s wrong Umma?
Kim Joonmyun: I told you not to stay out too long!
Zhang Yixing: Did you have fun with hyung though?
Kim Jongdae: He went out with you Lay?
Zhang Yixing: No, no. He went out with Xiah-hyung.
Do Kyungsoo: My head >_<
Kim Jongin: Babe, do you remember what you did after you came in last night?
Do Kyungsoo: No…
Kim Minseok: Does baby Soo have a hangover?
Lu Han: My Umma was bad last night >:D
Oh Sehun: You act like he hasn’t ever been drunk before.
Kim Jongdae: He hasn’t.
Oh Sehun: Oh.
Do Kyungsoo: Yeah, maybe I had a few too many drinks. Besides, hyung was paying for them, not me.
Kim Jongin: Baby, you are a very hilarious drunk.
Do Kyungsoo: Why do you know that?
Kim Jongin: Because you woke me up.
Do Kyungsoo: I… did?
Kim Jongin: Oh yeah…
Do Kyungsoo: What did I do?
Kim Jongin: I’ll tell you later.
Do Kyungsoo: Is it bad?
Kim Jongin: Hmm… maybe.
Huang Zitao: It’s beautiful.
Lu Han likes this.
Lu Han: Oh my god. You didn’t. Oh my god.
Huang Zitao: I did. And I have.
Lu Han: Oh my god.
Huang Zitao: I’m still in a frantic state.
Lu Han: When?
Huang Zitao: This afternoon.
Lu Han: How?
Huang Zitao: I’m irresistible.
Lu Han: Can I see it?
Huang Zitao: …Yes. Come quickly.
Oh Sehun > Wu Yifan: Oh man. You just can’t resist can you?
Kim Jongin and Kim Jongdae likes this.
Wu Yifan: I have no idea what you’re getting at.
Oh Sehun: Oh please.
Kim Jongin: But really, it’s true.
Wu Yifan: Whatever guys.
Do Kyungsoo: I wish that worked for me.
Zhang Yixing: Nah, Kris is just a er.
Oh Sehun: Of course he is. It’s always the ones you least expect.
Wu Yifan: Oh shut up.
Kim Jongin: I know of a way it could work for you Kyungsoo.
Do Kyungsoo: And what’s that?
Kim Jongin: By my .
Wu Yifan: Are you ing kidding me Kai?
Do Kyungsoo: Are you ing serious?
Zhang Yixing: Are you ing honest?
Kim Jongdae: Are you ing Kyungsoo?
Kim Jongin: Why yes I am Chen ;).
Do Kyungsoo: Be ing blunt why don’t you.
Kim Joonmyun: What’s with all the crude language?!
Oh Sehun: I don’t ing know.
Kim Jongin: Oh you Sehun ;)
Oh Sehun: ;)
Do Kyungsoo: We are going to have a LONG chat after this.
Zhang Yixing > Kim Joonmyun: I wrote you a song.
Kim Joonmyun likes this.
Kim Joonmyun: You did?
Zhang Yixing: Uh-huh.
Kim Joonmyun: What is it about?
Zhang Yixing: It’s not a cheesy one.
Kim Joonmyun: Can I come and listen to it?
Zhang Yixing: Of course, come into my room.
Kim Joonmyun: I’ll be right there!
Park Chanyeol: I hate people that start statuses with ‘I hate people that’.
Byun Baekhyun: Oh you!
Kim Jongdae: I wondered why you were so depressing.
Park Chanyeol: I am not depressing!
Kim Jongdae: You just said you hated yourself.
Byun Baekhyun: I love him enough for both of us ;)
Park Chanyeol: Question! If you register as an organ donor do they only take them from you when you die?
Zhang Yixing: Please tell me you did not just ask that.
Huang Zitao: I know you’re a little… shallow, but are you serious?
Kim Minseok: I think he may be serious.
Kim Jongin: me. you. life.
Do Kyungsoo: I take it you weren’t educated properly at school?
Byun Baekhyun: Oh honey.
Park Chanyeol: What? No one has answered me yet.
Kim Joonmyun: And no one is going to.
Park Chanyeol: Why?
Wu Yifan: For the love of God Chanyeol, go and Google it.
Kim Jongdae: I’ve finally called up a doctor.
Kim Minseok: Why?!
Oh Sehun: What’s up?
Kim Jongin: Finally, it’s good you’re finally getting your small checked out.
Kim Minseok: Trust me, it’s not small.
Kim Jongin: Remember: It’s not a disease, it’s a deformity.
Kim Jongdae: No, shut up. I meant about Chanyeol.
Byun Baekhyun: Oh man, he needs a different kind of doctor.
Kim Jongdae: It was a psychiatrist type doctor.
Do Kyungsoo: PERFECT.
Lu Han > Oh Sehun: Happy Valentine’s Day my baby~
Oh Sehun likes this.
Oh Sehun: Happy Valentines, I love you.
Lu Han: I love you too, you have no idea how much.
Oh Sehun: Baby, come here, let me give you your present.
Lu Han: I’ll bring yours then, I hope you like it!
Oh Sehun: I’d like anything you give me, even if it was just you.
Lu Han: Wow, you turn to mushy on this day huh?
Oh Sehun: Of course! You deserve to be flowered in love!
Lu Han: And so do you!
Oh Sehun: Then get your cute over here now!
Kim Jongin > Do Kyungsoo: I love you baby.
Do Kyungsoo likes this.
Do Kyungsoo: I love you too.
Kim Jongin: Happy Valentine’s Day.
Do Kyungsoo: Happy Valentine’s Day!!!!
Kim Jongin: Get ready.
Do Kyungsoo: For what exactly?
Kim Jongin: For our date!
Do Kyungsoo: Date? Okay!
Kim Jongin: And dress y ;)
Do Kyungsoo: …what is y to you exactly?
Kim Jongin: See those white jeans that wrap around your legs absolutely perfectly?
Do Kyungsoo: …No?
Kim Jongin: The ones with the line designs down them.
Do Kyungsoo: Oh right. Why?
Kim Jongin: It will suit the atmosphere.
Do Kyungsoo: …You aren’t taking me to a club are you?
Kim Jongin: Okay, I admit it. It’s a club. But not a regular club.
Do Kyungsoo: Not a regular club?
Kim Jongin: No, you’ll love it though.
Do Kyungsoo: Uh, I’m so confused.
Kim Jongin: Trust me baby, you’ll fit right in.
Do Kyungsoo: Will someone recognise us?
Kim Jongin: Oh no, not in this place.
Do Kyungsoo: …
Kim Jongdae: It’s a ing gay club Kyungsoo.
Do Kyungsoo: Oh.
Kim Jongin: Way to ruin the surprise Chen.
Kim Joonmyun > Zhang Yixing: It’s Valentine’s!
Zhang Yixing likes this.
Zhang Yixing: Yes, it is the 14th February.
Kim Joonmyun: Can I ask you a question?
Zhang Yixing: You just did.
Kim Joonmyun: Great, thanks.
Zhang Yixing: Okay dokey.
Kim Joonmyun: Can I ask you two other questions?
Zhang Yixing: I guess so.
Kim Joonmyun: Will you be my Valentine’s?
Zhang Yixing: Hmm…
Kim Joonmyun: Waiting my answer.
Zhang Yixing: In one condition.
Kim Joonmyun: Anything!
Zhang Yixing: Make me dinner.
Kim Joonmyun: Oh …
Zhang Yixing: What?
Kim Joonmyun: You ruined my surprise for you.
Zhang Yixing: …Where you going to make me dinner already?
Kim Joonmyun: Maybe…
Zhang Yixing: I’ll be your valentine’s.
Kim Joonmyun: Then I’ll be yours ;)
Zhang Yixing: This dinner better be good!
Kim Joonmyun: …Don’t bet on anything just yet.
Huang Zitao > Wu Yifan: Dragon!
Wu Yifan likes this.
Wu Yifan: Panda!
Huang Zitao: Rawr!
Wu Yifan: Rawr!
Huang Zitao: I ruv yoooooo!
Wu Yifan: Love you too babe.
Huang Zitao: So, you have one wish today, what will it be?
Wu Yifan: Anything Cub?
Huang Zitao: You’re a big bad dragon, what can I do to stop you from anything?
Wu Yifan: That sounds so hot…
Huang Zitao: Come on then, one wish.
Wu Yifan: I am so not saying it on this.
Huang Zitao: Then come to me!
Wu Yifan: Be right there Panda bear~
Park Chanyeol > Byun Baekhyun: I’ve got you a present Baekkie.
Byun Baekhyun likes this.
Byun Baekhyun: Is this a special occasion?
Park Chanyeol: …what?
Byun Baekhyun: You’re never really crude…
Park Chanyeol : Baekkie, are you being serious?
Byun Baekhyun: Uh, yeah?
Park Chanyeol: Let me give you a clue – Heart.
Byun Baekhyun: Is this a biology lesson or what?
Park Chanyeol: …Roses.
Byun Baekhyun: Not my favourite.
Park Chanyeol: Are you being serious right now?
Byun Baekhyun: O_O
Park Chanyeol: Whatever.
Byun Baekhyun > Park Chanyeol: I’m just joking baby!
Park Chanyeol: What?
Byun Baekhyun: Happy Valentine’s day!
Park Chanyeol: …FINALLY
Byun Baekhyun: I’d never forget baby!
Park Chanyeol: Phew!
Byun Baekhyun: Come get your present!
Park Chanyeol: Present?
Byun Baekhyun: Yup!
Park Chanyeol: YAY!
Kim Jongdae > Kim Minseok: It’s Valentines! Time for presents!
Kim Minseok likes this.
Kim Minseok: Why?
Kim Jongdae: What do you mean, ‘why’?
Kim Minseok: Why are you giving me presents?
Kim Jongdae: Because it’s tradition?
Kim Minseok: It’s just stereotypical, it ruins the real meaning of love.
Kim Jongdae: What are you talking about?
Kim Minseok: Valentine’s day has ruined love.
Kim Jongdae: …You kidding?
Kim Minseok: No. Why should I give you show you my love for you in one particular day in the year?
Kim Jongdae: …What?
Kim Minseok: Should I continuously tell you that I love you a lot more today than I do any other day?
Kim Jongdae: Wait… what?
Kim Minseok: Because truthfully, I don’t feel like I can love you any more than I do, even if it is the 14th.
Kim Jongdae: Xiumin.
Kim Minseok: I know you probably don’t agree with me, but you can’t change my opinion.
Kim Jongdae: MINSEOK!
Kim Minseok: What?
Kim Jongdae: You love me?
Kim Minseok: …What?
Kim Jongdae: You said continuously that you loved me!
Kim Minseok: No…
Kim Jongdae: Don’t deny it! Come to my room, RIGHT NOW.
Kim Minseok: But I don’t want to.
Kim Jongdae: Now.
Kim Minseok: …Fine.
Lu Han: Guys, I forgot to say, do NOT touch the cake in the fridge. DON’T. TOUCH. IT.
Oh Sehun likes this.
Oh Sehun: Yeah, cause it’s mine.
Kim Jongin: Bring it on.
Do Kyungsoo: Pfft.
Oh Sehun: It’s for me, don’t you dare.
Lu Han: NO! It’s MINE. MINEEEEEEEEE!
Oh Sehun: …Not mine?
Lu Han: NO! MINE.
A/N: Updated again :D Anyway, again, if you want any part of the story (from any chapter) to be written out as a oneshot type thing, mention it in the comments and i'll add it to my list :D Hope you enjoy this one <3
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