Ok I know I said 1-2 days for the update but school just started today and I was getting ready for it the whole week and a half before today and i'm so sorry~ But here is your update~ If it's not long i'm sorry but i'm kinda tired. I hope you love it
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Hello everyone~

Ok,I know~,I know~

You dont wanna hear me talk and all the great stuff but you have too.

Someone in the audience:/throws a tomato at the narrator/ GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!

/Is hit with a tomamto/ Oh no you didnt.../war cries and charges at the person in the crowd/

PD:CUT THE CAMERA!!!!!! CUT.THE.CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SG's:/trying to stop the fights/

Camera man:/finally gets the camera off/

/30 minutes later/

And we're back~

Sorry about that...little disruptence.../chuckles/

Lets get on with the story~

/clears throat/

In the city of Seoul.

Located in South Korea.

There is a family of 12.

Today this family is going to therapy~

Let's look down upon our boys and see how its going so far~

/Magically zoom into the therapy office,room 113/

/Wu-Kim family all sitting on three couches in front of their therapist,just looking at her/

Dr.Lee:/reading the families file/ Ok...alright /nods and looks up at teh family with a smile/ Hello~ I'm Dr.Lee~ And welcome to your family therapy~ This therapy will go on for 14 weeks. This is week one. Within those 14 weeks there will be two family sessions and 12 individual sessions.This is your first family session. Today we are just gunna get to know eachother and play a little game then you can go home~ sound good?

Everyone but Tao:Ne!

Lu Han:/gets finished explaning what dr.lee said in Mandarin to Tao/

ZiTao:Ne!

Dr.Lee:Alright~ Please introduce yourself and say the name of your favorite food. Can I have the youngest start~?

Se Hun:/shy/...A-Anyeong....Thehun imnida...I like....Thrawberrieth.../hides my face in mommy's chest/

Everyone:Awww~~~

Jong-In:Hai! I'm JongIn! I like chicken nuggets!!!!!

ZiTao:/in Mandarin/ Hello...I'm Wu-Kim Zitao...I like Hamburgers and...french fries..

Jong-In and Dr.Lee:Wat?

Yifan:He is in the middle of learning Korean. The same with Jong-In and SeHun. The are in the middle od learning Mandarin chinese.

Dr.Lee:So..did he introduce himself and say what his fave food was...?

KyungSoo:Yes. He said that is name is Wu-Kim Zitao and that his favorite food is Hamburgers and French fries.

Dr.Lee:Ok~ Next~?

Chanyeol:HAYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I'm Chanyeol! No i'm not Sungyeol! And my favorite food is ALL MEAT PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /smiles/

Dr.Lee:/laughs/ You're a hyper one~ Next~?

JongDae:Hi~ I'm JongDae and my favorite food is Bao Zi and Kimbibap~

BaekHyun:HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES! YES! HIYO!!!! WHEN I SAY HIYO! YOU SAY HAYO! HIYO!

Chanyeol:HAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baekhyun:HIYO!!!!!!!!!

Chanyeol:HAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baekhyun:MY NAME'S BAEKHYUN AND I LIKE A FOOD THAT GOES BY THE NAME OF ORANGE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr.Lee:Was that...a mini rap concert...? /blinks/

JoonMyun:Yeah...I think is was..../confused at what just unfolded in front of his eyes/

Dr.Lee:Oh...kay....next?

YiXing:Hello..i'm Lay...I like all fruits...and all meats..

Dr.Lee:Oh you're quiet~ Nice to meet you~

Yixing:/nods/ Ne..

Chanyeol and BaekHyun:...AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!!!! /sings the awkward song/ [A/N:I'll think of an awkward song and type it up soon~]

LuHan:Can I go? I'm going. Helo~!! I'm Luhan and I like all foods~ I'm open to eat anything~ /adorable smile/

Dr.Lee:Ke Ai.../admires Lu Han/

Minseok:Wth? Little liar. Anyway. Hey lady. Over here. I'm talking.

Dr.Lee:/wakes up from trance/ Huh? Oh ok go.

MinSeok:I'm Minseok. I like all American foods.

Dr.Lee:Nice to meet you all. Now,I dont want the parents to go yet. we need to play our game first. It's all about how the children see either the child younger or older then themselves. It's Role playing~ First up. Minseok. Minseok you may pick ANY one of them you like~

Minseok:/stands up and goes to the middle of the roomn with an evil glint in my eye/ I pick Lu Han~ /clears throat and gets into character/ Here we go /changes my voice to sound like Lu Han/ Oh my gosh~ Minseokie dont be disrespect of baba~ He's such a good baba and he loves you~ /surprised face/ Omo Sehunnie! Hyungie loves you! /pretends to pick up a baby/ You're so cute! Just like me! Let's go in Minseokie's room and make him play house with us~ I'll be the mommy! /skips to a corner of the room and pretends to talk to someone/ Minseokie! Play house with me and Sehunnie! You have to be the appa! Pwease Minseokie!!!!!!! /puppy eyes then goes out of character/ Makes me sick.../walks back to my seat and goes back to my normal self/

Lu Han:/looks at him in Shock/ Is...is that how you really feel..Minseokie../sniffles/ I'll never talk to you again! /runs out of the room sobbing/

KyungSoo:Lu Han honey wait! /runs after him/

/Magically zooms back to the narrator/

And that's it for today's show~ Tune in next time for another episode of Wu-Kim:A family of 12~ Bye bye~!!!

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I know~ You're probably saying

''WTF!? WHY WOULD YOU JUST STOP IN THE MIDDLE!!!??? YOU MADE US WAIT THIS LONG AND YOU STOP IN THE MIDDLE!!!??? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! /clawing at my computer screen/''

Well you'll justy have to wait~

Plus my bed time is coming so yeah~

Night guys and I hope you enjoyed!

Peace and Love!!!!<3 <3 <3 <3