• This is the deleted chapter. I will be updating a new chapter within 1-2 days. Thank you to my new subscribers and for being so patient. I love you all~

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Before I start I would just like to say sorry for the late start~ I've been so busy and things like that,yeah. So here is the first chapter and I hope you love it!

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Today,is the day.

What day,you might ask?

Well,today is the day Kim Jun Myun, better known as Suho,has had enough.

Enough of what,you are wondering?

He's tired of all the fighting and yelling and screaming and running around and farting in faces and the derpiness and the weird un-needed laughter and the calls of ''I'M HUNGRY!'' or of ''I'M SLEEPY!'' or of ''WHERE IS MR.PUFFIKINS!?'' and the reply being ''UP YOUR AND AROUND THE CORNER!'' and HE JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!

If you are lost on what I have just told you,please,sit down with me and you'll see the daily lives of the WU-KIM parents and children~
 

/Magicaly zoom into the house of Wu-Kim/

Jong-In: TAKE THAT BACK!

Chanyeol: NO YOU TAKE IT BACK!

Jong-In: NO! YOU TAKE IT BACK YOU BIG FAT MEANIE HEAD!

Chanyeol: I'M NOT A MEANIE HEAD! YOU'RE AN EVIL TRIPLET!

Jong-In: /kicks Chanyeol and stomps away/

Chanyeol: /screams/ OWWIE!!! MOMMY!!!!!!! YOU'RE EVIL TRIPLET SON KICKED ME!

/in the next room with Xiu Min and Kris/

Min Seok: Why can't you just leave me alone!?

Yi Fan: Because you're living under my roof in my house and i will bother and nag at you any time I damn well please! You're grounded for a month! Give me your phone and I pod right now!

Min Seok: GROUNDED FOR A MONTH MY ! I'M NOT GIVING YOU JACK ! /gets up and walks past kris,out of the house and away to his friends house/

Lu Han: /slowly walks into the room where Kris is still standing with his head hung low/ B-Baba..?

Yi Fan: /turns around to look at him/ Yes Lu Han?

Lu Han: /runs over to him and hugs him tightly/ I'm sorry...that Xiu Min is so rebelous and always causes such a comotion is the house...

Yi Fan: /slowy hugs him back/ It's not your fault son...dont worry.../kisses the top of Lu Han's head and pats his back/

Lu Han: I just want a happy family....

Kris: /sighs/ Me too Lu Han...me too...

/In the next room with Jong Dae and Baekhyun/

BaekHyun: WHERE IS HE!!!!!!!!???

JongDae: YAH! I'M TRYING TO TAKE A NAP HYUNG!

BaekHyun: YOU CAN TAKE A NAP AFTER YOU TELL ME WHERE MR.PUFFIKINS IS!!!!

JongDae: I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU STUPID PANDA IS!!! GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

BaekHyun: /gasp/ MR.PUFFIKINS IS NOT STUPID! TELL ME WHERE HE IS!

Jong-In: /walks in the room/ UP YOUR AND AROUND THE CORNER! /giggles and runs away/

BaekHyun: YAH! WU-KIM JONG-IN! THATS NOT FUNNY! YAH! WU-KIM JONGDAE WHERE IS HE!!!??

JongDae: I DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS!!!!!!

YiXing: /quietly walks in the room with Mr.Puffikins and hands him to BaekHyun,talking in barely a whisper/ Mama washed him...../walks out of the room without saying anything else/

BaekHyun: /blinks/ I didnt hear a thing he said,but i got my panda back so WHO CARES!!! /happy/

/In the next room with SeHun ZiTao and JongIn/

Jong-In: /walks over to Tao/ Yah

ZiTao: /sitting in a corner of the room coloring/

Jong-In: I SAID YAH!!!

ZiTao: /looks up and tilts head at Jong-In/

Jong-In: What are you coloring?

ZiTao: /can only speak Mandarin because he isn't done with Korean lessons/ What?

Jong-In: /can only speak Korean because he isnt done with Mandarin lessons/ What? SPEAK KOREAN!

ZiTao: /blinks at Jong-In and replies in Mandarin/ I dont understand.

SeHun: /walks over to Jong-In and taps his shoulder/ Hyungie

Jong-In: /turns to look at Sehun/ What?

SeHun: ZiTao hyungie can't theak Korean yet. Juth like we can't theak Mandarin yet.

Jong-In: /can't understand SeHun's lisp/ What did you just say? Did you curse? OHHH!!! MOMMY! SEHUN CURSED!!

Sehun: I DIDN'T CURTH! I THAID THEAK! THEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jong-In: HE DID IT AGAIN MOMMY!!!!

ZiTao: /screms at the top if his lungs/

/The whole house goes dead silent/

ZiTao: /continues to color,happy that the house is quiet/

Kyungsoo: /walks into the triplets room/ What happened...?

Jong-In: He screamed /points at ZiTao/

KyungSoo: /bends down in front of ZiTao and talks in Mandarin/ What happened baby?

ZiTao: /replies in Mandarin/ It got too loud so I screamed.

KyungSoo: /chuckles and ruffles Zitao's hair/ Alright honey~ mama loves you~

Zitao: Love you too mama.

/in the living room with Jun Myun,Chanyeol,and Yixing/

Chanyeol: /sitting next to Yixing poking him and doing annoying things to him/

YiXing: /ignoring him/

Chanyeol: Yah Yixing-ie hyung~~~~~~ are you a mute!?

YiXing: /looks over at him for a moment then back at the T.V./

Chanyeol: I bet this will get you to talk.../stands up and puts his in front of YiXing's face,farting loudly and for a long time/

YiXing: /pushes Chanyeol away and gets up,going into his room/

Chanyeol: /laughs loudly/ THAT WAS AWESOME!

Jun-Myun: Chanyeol go apologize.

Chanyeol: Ok~ /goes to apologize/

Jun-Myun: /suddenly hears Su Hun and Kai fighting again/ That's it....I cant take it anymore...I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! THIS FAMILY IS GOING TO THERAPY!!!!!!

All: THERAPY!!!??

/back to where the narrator of this story is stiiting/

Well everyone,you now know why he cant take it anymore~

Will the family therapy go fine? Will it be all hell?

Will this family be happy and unbroken? Well,you'll just have to wait and see~

A/N: I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS FIRST CHAP!

If you're confused about these ------> / /

those show action.

Like for example,if you're writing about someone going to the store you could do this

Jay: /walks out of the house to the store/

But it depeneds on what style of writing you are doing.

And this story is told in Third person P.O.V.

the black writing is the narrator talking.

It's sorta like a play...kinda.

But I hope you enjoyed!

Any questions?

Post in the comment box~
 
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Ok so if you read this chaper before it was deleted you know how it looked and all the colors and stuff. But now it looks like this. If you're confused about the part where there isnt a name before dialoge then that is the narrator. The narrator can be anyone your mind comes up with. It can be you,me,your foot,a pizza box,a buffalo. It doesnt matter. Remember,update in 1-2 days!