Sorting Hat

F(x) meets Pottermore

This is it; the moment of truth.

DUN DUN DUN~~~

SORTING HAT TIME!!!

**click click**

"hm..."

"I can't choose!"

"It's loading!!"

"AH!! I'M a HUFFLEPUFF!??!

"HAHAHAHAHA"

"SHUT IT AMBER-UNNIE"

"You're a Hufflepuff Luna?"

"Yeah...I don't know what happen..."

"You did nothing wrong.  The sorting hat don't lie."  Krystal said slyly.

"SooJung?"

"Yeah Luna-unnie?"

"Shut up!"

"Someone's mad~~"

"Ssul, I love you and all but be quite."

"Why are you so mad?  There's nothing wrong with being a Hufflepuff."

"But Umma, they're in LAST PLACE!  We're behind by like, TWO MILLION house points!"

"Ok, everyone, just calm down and go back to playing ok?"

"K"

......

"WOHOOO!! I"M A GRYFFINDOR!!"

"Me too!"

"Really Princess?"

"Yeah, look."

Krystal shows Amber her computer screen.

"That's unexpected..." Amber mumble.

"Yay!  I can be like Hermione and you can be Ron."

"Ron?  I want to be Harry."

"You can't Amber."

"Wei?  Why not Vic-Umma?"

"Cuz you're clumsy like Ron."

"Umma has a point Unnie."

"Stay out of this Hufflepuff."

"Umma!  That stupid Gryffindor is mean to me!"

"Amber!  Stop being mean to the poor hufflepuff girl."

"Yeah Am-BER! Such a llama face!"

"Krystal!  Be nice to your fellow house member!"

"YEAH!  Listen to the elder Princess!"

"AMBER!"

"SHE STARTED IT!"

"I DID NOT!"

"DID TOO!"

"NOT!"

"TOO!"

"NOT!"

**BANG**

The dorm slam open with a very angry Jessica on the other side.  She was breathing very heavily and you can just see the steam coming from her ears and fire from her nose.

"YAH!  WHAT IS ALL THIS NOISE?!?!?  DON"T YOU KNOW THE TIME!??!"

"Jessica-unnie..."  Luna whimper.

"WHAT!?"

"Amber started it."

"Shut up Princess.  I did not."

"DID TOO!"

"NOT!"

"TOO!"

"NOT!"

"TOO!"

"SHUT UP!"  Jessica took a deep breath, "Now, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???"

Silence.  No one want to face the wrath of the angry Ice Princess.

"VICTORIA!  ANSWER!  NOW!"

"I...well..."

"NOW!"

"Pottermore is open...Uh...sorting hat..."

At this, Jessica bright up considerably.  "Is that so?  Well, what house are you guys in?"

Everyone sweat drop at the sudden mood change.

"I'm a Hufflepuff."

"Loser.  Amber?"

"Gryffindor."

"Krystal?"

"Gryffindor."

At this, Jessica narrow her eyes.

"What?"

"Gryffindor."

Jessica sigh, "I'm disowning you.  I only associate with pure-blood."

With that said, Jessica left he room and slam the door shut.

"wha-?"

"You're sis is probably a Slytherin haha."

"SLYTHERIN PRIDE BABY!"  They heard Jessica scream outside.

Just then, they heard Sulli sigh.

"What's wrong Ssul?"

Sulli pick up her laptop and went into her room.  A moment later she came back to the door.

She looks at Krystal and said, "I'm sorry Krystal.  I can't be friend with a mudblood."  With that said, sulli went back inside her room and close the door.

Everyone looks at each other in confusion.

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"oh!  I'm a Ravenclaw!"

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Alright, i'm done.  Can't wait for the house cup to be awarded!!!  

 

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CrazyTine #1
Chapter 2: Lol. Someone insulted Hufflepuff because they're 2 million points behind. *cries because my house is insulted* But on the brighter side, things like this make us works harder. XD. Aww.. Fighting Luna, Hufflepuffs are greaaaat!
AmieDMJ
#2
Chapter 2: HAHA Sica~ "SLYTHERIN PRIDE BABY!!!" XD
Derpy123
#3
LOOL. I actually found this quite funny, and I think it's because I loved Harry Potter too. ;3
It was a little hard following who was talking and that, but I managed to get it. Nice two shot c: