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The Daily Adventures Of You And Onew (plus more!) [sequel to 3 words, 3 syllables]

 

 

hellooo ^^

seems like I disappeared.. Didn’t it?

sorry for not updating :( FORGIVE MEEE!!!

I would have posted this earlier, but aff went down..

 

 

 

AT YOUR HOUSE

 

knocks on door   I hope she answers the door...

 

Who is it?  ask from still inside the house

 

ahem~ changes to super deep voice  your package is here, I need you to sign this ma'am.

 

Ohh! it's finally here!  opens the door with a huge smile  GIMME MY SHINEE MERCHANDISE!!

 

falls on the floor and starts to die of laughter  SHINee merch?! are you kidding me?

 

Onew? WHAT THE HECK? WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

 

You just looove  SHINee, don’t you?!  continues laughing

 

SHUT UP AND TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!

 

I need to break up with you-

 

EXSCUSE ME? According to you, we were never dating! oh wait, you changed your mind and said that we were dating! UGGGH.

 

You didn't let me finish!

 

Oh, sorry. Continue...

 

I need to makes quotations with fingers break up with you. Get it?

 

Copies Onew's quotations  Get what?

 

We have to pretend to break up. DO.YOU.UNDERSTAND.NOW?

 

OOH, I get it. Okay then! Bye now, ex-boyfriend~ 

 

Seriously? That's it? Don't you want to make a plan?

 

why would we make a plan? I can act perfectly fine!

 

Yea okay then. Like the time in high school when you auditioned for that play and then you-

 

slaps Onew's arm Don't you dare speak of that...again.  gives him an evil look

 

rubs sore arm  okay! Okay! I was just saying... and you really need to stop slapping me!

 

Yea, yea. whatever.

 

So..stares at you with a smile  I can give you what you want... steps closer to you

 

 

E-exscuse me?  blushes

 

The merchandise..what else do you think I was talking about- OOHH.

 

flushes the deepest red a person can get I wasn't thinking about "that"!

 

YOU WERE! YOU WERE SO THINKING OF THAT! YOU WERE THINKING OF THE BOTH OF US-

 

SHUT UP ! ! ! slaps Onew again

 

OWW ! ! !

 

 

LOOOOL.

My friend  (RolledLikeABuffalo) helped me with this one, i kept laughing at her ideas.

like her user name, exotics?

 

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EricaKpopLove
might update after exam.....sorry busy

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HanaJiNew
#1
thanks for make onew fics. ! i just read onew fanfics,kaka
just bored and scroll down, shock see onew tags, thanks again
EricaKpopLove
#2
Chapter 12: Fine... Then what name should i use? YOU?
XxJinyoungxBiasedxX #3
Chapter 12: erm....I agree with rolledlikeabuffalo ._. too many 'babe's o.o
XxJinyoungxBiasedxX #4
I agree! >w< and ooh! a kiss?! O.o Update soon! I wanna know what happens! D:
EricaKpopLove
#5
@XxKwangminxBiasedxX
Lol i say both!!! There both adorable!!
XxJinyoungxBiasedxX #6
XDDDD aigoo, Taemin is so adorable when he's completely clueless....only question now, is who's cluelessness is more adorable? Taemin or Onew? O.o
XxJinyoungxBiasedxX #7
XDDDD he just starts talking about the plan and almost gets busted already XDDDD wow jinki....whatever he does it's Onew condition~ :P
jinicky
#8
So funny!~ Plz update soon^^