In a (with a 4th wall that barely exists) Mega Fancy High School, a society of boys that live only to make the lives of the people of their school better exist. They call themselves CUPID, or the Charming Ultimate Professionals of Ideal Dating-Decisions.  Everyday people come to them wanting to be turned into beautiful swans. This is one of those da-

“Um hey, can you stop being a narrator and let us get on with the story?” Kim Hyun Joong, the studious one of the group, said closing his book. The narrator/author/…one that is responsible for keeping said Hyun Joong alive closed and let the group of boys get back to their story.

“Did you have to be so mean? She is our creator.” Kim Jaejoong, the leader of the society and self-proclaimed master of transformation, said cleaning off a dresser. “You’re really becoming rude lately.”

“He’s always been rude.” Lee Minho, the intelligent one and second in command, said sitting on his desk on the side of the room away from all of the makeover stations. “He just doesn’t talk much because the author doesn’t like him.”

“The story hasn’t started yet…how do you know-“

Suddenly a bunch of giant crabs appeared and all started going after Hyun Joong.

“Author-nim!” Jaejoong waved his hands up at the ceiling. “Please, I don’t know if you know it or not but he is essential to our story. Don’t kill him.”

“Yes please Author-nim!” Kwon Jiyong, the stylish one, said dropping his broom and getting down on his knees. “We need him. Who’s gonna block your mighty wrath away from us if he’s not here?”

Suddenly the crabs disappeared.

Jaejoong sweat dropped, “Woo, that was a close one.” Jaejoong pointed over at Hyun Joong. “Start being nicer to Author-nim! We can’t afford to lose her.”

Hyun Joong turned his back (really he just turned his spin chair…but it’s his metaphorical back) on Jaejoong and continued reading his book.

“Where’s Kibum?” Minho asked.

“Acting, he hasn’t been in any of the Super Junior-“

“No Jiyong, I mean here. Where is Kibum in this story?” Minho pointed down at the ground and looked out at the shattered fourth wall. It would take a lot of money to fix it.

Jiyong rubbed his neck, “Oh…he said he was going to be a little late. He’s picking up more supplies for our next clients.”

“Oh, isn’t it the Jung sisters?” Minho asked picking up his tablet and tapping a few times. “Yes, it is.”

Jiyong stopped sweeping and looked over at Minho, “Why did you answer yourself?”

Minho didn’t answer. He just continued to look at his tablet. Jiyong rolled his eyes and continued to sweep.

“Did you say something Jiyong?” Minho asked after 2 minutes.

“Yeah, I asked you why you answered yourself before.” Jiyong stopped sweeping again.

Minho looked at him, “I guess not.” He went back to clicking on his tablet while Jiyong seethed.

                The door opened revealing a bubble coat and scarf wearing Kim Kibum, the fun one, with snow all over him. “You guys won’t believe how cold it is out there.”

Jaejoong quirked one of his eyebrows up and went over to the window. He looked out and saw that it was bright as a light outside and everything was in bloom. He turned back to Kibum and pointed at the window, “Its spring out there.”

Kibum looked around and saw that all of the members were in their lighter uniforms. He rubbed his neck and looked up at the ceiling.

“Meet another one of the characters that the Author hates.” Minho said to no one in particular.

“She doesn’t hate me.” Kibum began to shed layers and ended up in his lighter uniform. “She just wanted me to… get to make snow angels. Yeah that’s it.”

Jaejoong shook his head, “Denial.”

Suddenly a piece of what seemed to be wall fell onto the floor. The guys all looked over at the chunk of plaster on their hardwood floor.

“What is that?” Kibum asked squatting in front of it.