Chapter 1--Trouble in G-Town
written by: @aDreamisaW1sh
story by: my guy friend, who doesn't listen to kpop of his own free will


 

                Despite the truth of the statement, she began to pull him anyway closer to the dance floor and he begrudgingly started to comply, but as she pulled him, her back towards the dance floor, she couldn’t see where she was going and was bumped into by another girl holding a colorful margarita glass that spilled all over the both of them. Both the girls quickly turned around to see who had ruined their clothes, and CL found herself facing Tiffany of Girls’ Generation. The two looked at each other with annoyed expressions.


               "Hey, watch where you're going!" said Tiffany.


               CL let go of TOP hand and took two large, daring steps back. Her face seemed to have totally changed from its cute expression to one of ghetto puckered lips and perched eyebrows. 


                "Girl, don't you know who I am? I go by the name of CL of 2NE1!" Her voice was unusually louder and demanding, and it caught the attention of the dance floor all around them. She motioned her hand back and at that moment, the three other 2NE1 girls came up behind her and striked a dance pose, initiating the terms of a Korean dance battle. 


                Tiffany, however, watched with hands on her hips with an unimpressed look and challenged her back. She too motioned behind her and seemingly out of nowhere, the other 8 Girls' Generation members formed their signature V lineup behind her, each posing to match Tiffany. The dance challenge had been accepted by SM's finest clones. Suddenly, everyone in the club had made a huge circle around them and was cheering them on to start.


                 The dance battle began with 2NE1 dancing freestyle to the loud music of the club, full of street swag and difficult moves. CL walked in front of the group and did a hip hop chest bump right in front of Tiffany, making her and all the other girls behind her fall backward. When it was SNSD's turn, Tiffany gave a nod and they automatically started just performing their regular The Boys dance and saying, "Girls bring the boys out!", their favorite line.

                 The two groups kept dancing, but though SNSD's dance was technically perfect, there was no swag in their robotic dance, and they kept repeating the same moves. 2NE1 began to gain more cheers since Sandara, Bom, and Minzy were doing much harder moves and had an infinite amount of swag the SM girls didn't. 


                 Seeing that they were going to lose, Tiffany started to get angry and broke off the dance routine to walk up to CL and possibly hit her, but before she could reach her, she was blocked by the all-white suit of GD, laughing as always. 


                 "Eheheheh sorry Tiffany! CL beat you! The party has spoken!" He grinned and looked around nodding for approval and everyone cheered with him. 


                 At this, Tiffany huffed girlishly and turned back with her girls, who stomped away behind the ring of onlookers. CL kept her swag as she walked around with attitude, giving her girls high fives. She seemed to forget that she was about to make TOP dance with her, and he took the opportunity to slip away before she could figure it out and pull him back over to the middle of the dance floor.


               "Ok everyone back to the party!!!" 


            The partying continued as normal, and GD saw his other Big Bang friend Taeyang stand up and get onto the little upraised catwalk in the middle of the club. He started to show off his critically acclaimed dance skills, gathering the attention of everyone around him as he flaunted both his skill and his muscular body. 


                Seeing this, GD scowled. He didn't like when anyone else got more attention than him, especially not when this was his club. He turned and motioned to the DJ up at the top balcony behind him, and a moment later, the lights turned off. There was a silence that fell on both the music and the crowd as GD stopped and pointed. The room was dark, except for a bright white spotlight that shone suddenly and illuminated only Gdragon.
 
                "Hey!! Taeyang!"  he called. He was still pointing, then reached up and passionately yanked his white sunglasses off.  He rose his hand upwards, and a microphone dropped perfectly into his palm. There was a low, gradually building bass sound off in the distance playing behind him, awaiting with suspense his next words. 


                "So....." he began to pace. "You think you the best dancer in Big Bang, huh??" He paused. "Well you know who the real best dancer is? GD!!!"


                 The crowd made an "oooo~" in response to his daring challenge to Big Bang's notorious best dancer. In another flash, an equally bright red spotlight shone down on Taeyang on the catwalk next to him. Taeyang looked over at GD and the two shared a moment of bass-filled apprehension, until suddenly as his response, Taeyang ripped off his tanktop and tossed it away. 


                "Challenge accepted, G-Dragon!"


                 GD motioned once more to the DJ, who the lights and with them, a Chris Brown song, known to be Taeyang's specialty. In GD's head, however, he wanted to beat Taeyang at his own game. The lights shone around them and everyone started to cheer them on. GD began the dance battle, trying a tricky Chris Brown set of moves. He started to succeed, but then as he went for a breakdance, he slipped on his own feet and caught himself before tripping. Then it was Taeyang's turn. He attempted the same style move, tipping his hat to the side as always and spinning around repeatedly in swag fashion before doing a handstand and jumping back up. The crowd cheered much louder for him, and GD growled a little under his breath as he again tried to up Taeyang. He tried for some quick footwork and spun around too, and did a small moonwalk, but before he could even finish his moves, Taeyang was already literally many steps ahead of him, doing the actual Chris Brown dance routine and smiling down at the ladies, who all reached up for him and cheered.


                 It was obvious GD was already going to lose, and he frowned widely. Taeyang turned his back to wave to people, but while he had his obnoxiously-shirtless back turned, GD growled again and sprung onto him, tackling him off the catwalk and onto the ground. Taeyang was able to stand back up, and tried fighting him off, but GD was gripping to him tightly from a piggy-back stance, doing his monkey-like scream and refusing to let go.


              "EHHHHHHH!!!!! You not better than GD!!!!! GD the best!! AHHHH!" He kept hammering away as he continued to leech onto Taeyang's back, and the mohawked Big Bang dancer couldn't manage to scramble GD off him with the grip he had. The two continued spinning around, everyone gasping at the scene.
     


                This was all becoming too much for sensitive TOP to handle. With his hands in his suit pants pockets, he quickly walked with eyes down towards the back of the club, hoping no one would follow him. GD had told him earlier that night that the club now also had a huge hotel built in, and that he booked TOP a room he could stay in that night. So when TOP reached a long hallway at the back of the club, he quietly decided to take a look and find his room for the night.
   
               As he progressed further down the hall, the more all the noise from the club--and GD's screeching--drifted off little by little behind him. He wasn't sure where CL went, but she seemed to have gone off with the 2NE1 girls, and he wanted to relax instead. 


              He found himself down the hotel hallway to the room number he was supposed to stay in, and slowly, he opened the door. The room was dark inside, barely lit at all from the moonlight remaining through the window but just enough to see the way to the bed. As he stepped further into the room, his eyes adjusted to make out a slight figure already in his bed, covered under the blankets, and he stopped for a moment, surprised. Perhaps CL hadn't gone with the girls after all.


             TOP smirked a little to himself. 


             Very quietly, he approached the opposite side of the bed, the figure facing the other way. He sat down on his side, never saying anything, but instead slowly reaching towards it, unable to make out much other than its shape. 


              His hand reached the top of the bare shoulders, and TOP's eyes widened a little in pleasant surprise of the bare skin. He traced his fingers slowly--even more slowly--as they progressed down the smooth back....his fingertips gliding so delicately down to the curve of the hip........


               "It's about time you showed up, TOP~"


                TOP reeled his hand back in shock, and simultaneously fell back from the bed to the floor, as if hit by a physical force. His eyes widened as he sat there, leaning back on his hands for support. He could do nothing in his state but be frozen, taken completely aback at the unexpected, seductive. and masculine voice that came from his bed.


                In the covers, the figure stirred, then slowly rose up to reveal itself as Kim Jaejoong--who had somehow found TOP's room and was now walking over to a chair--completely . 


               TOP could only stare in disbelief as Jaejoong an amber light near his chair, then reached down to a bottle of red wine positioned so perfectly in between two plush armchairs. He popped the cork open, letting it fall and roll, slowly, to where TOP sat, the cork tapping so slightly at his dress shoe. TOP looked back up to find Jaejoong pouring two glasses of wine, and he sat down in one of the chairs, crossing his leg to rest his ankle on his other knee. 


               "Come ,TOP, have some wine~"


                The so-certain tone of Jaejoong's sing-song voice and under his current condition, TOP didn't  know what else to do other than to do as Jaejoong said. He shakily picked himself up off the floor, trying hard to look at anywhere but at Jaejoong, and very slowly went over with tiny steps to take the wine glass Jaejoong offered from his hand. 


                 In silence, he sat down, feeling more and more awkward as the seconds went by and Jaejoong simply sipped at his own glass as if sitting--fully clothed--at some kind of picnic on a normal day.


                Finally, Jaejoong peered up with his sultry eyes and puckered red lips over at TOP. 


               "I was waiting for you, TOP~...." he started. "I knew you'd come. I do hope you don't mind the intrusion~."


               "Uhhh..." TOP could find nothing to say, only kept his eyes looking anywhere but on the singer in front of him. 


                 Jaejoong swished the red liquid around in his glass. "Do you like it, TOP? I do know how much you looove red wine...It does set the mood, doesn't it?" He stopped, setting his glass down. "I did perhaps think that...maybe we could spend a little time together...I would just love to-"


                In a flash of movement, suddenly there was a crash through the window; the bottle was sent spilling onto the floor, and three female ninjas in matching black attire broke into the room, breaking everything in their path. Jaejoong sprung him as they went straight to attack him with their swords, and he quickly spun and grabbed a katana off the wall behind him, swinging it around and clashing it with his attackers' weapons. 


               TOP fell back out of his chair, glass shards shooting everywhere around him. He crawled his way quickly over to the corner as Jaejoong and the three ninjas fought, each of them trying to attack him from every side as he defended himself with unmatched skill with his katana. One of the ninjas threw a ninja star, which Jaejoong deflected and sent flying to the TV, which burst into flames. In another moment the sprinklers on the roof , wetting everything and everyone in the room. The four fighters jumped from the bed to the floor, then back up again, and with each weapon the ninjas threw and Jaejoong hit away, more and more things were ripped to shreds. The pillows were torn, sending feathers flying. The lights went out as the sprinklers continued to spray, and suddenly TOP was left in complete darkness save for the rhythmic flash of the fire alarm, where he could see Jaejoong clash swords with the ninjas every few seconds.


             "TOP, run!!" Jaejoong called.


              TOP was barely able to move as he shook, but he crawled as fast as he could to the doorway, until he was finally able to stand and bolted down the hall back towards the club. He looked to find everyone being rained on by the assault of the sprinklers, rushing to get out of the club and screams of shock and annoyance.


             He looked around for CL, or GD, or anyone he could leave with, til suddenly, he was grabbed from behind on the shoulder. He had a mini heart-attack until he found GD behind him, his white attire all ruined. 


             "Come on TOP! The club closed! Let get out of here!" 


              TOP nodded, still mute from his experience, still shaking as he and Gdragon were led out by security through the back entrance into another black limo, all confusion and shock as he was taken away back to somewhere safer in every imaginable way.

((To be continued~~~))