Title: OnEw Condition

Pairing: N/A

Rating: G

Genre: Crack

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters. If the events of this story resemble that of real-life it is purely by chance and I did not mean for that to happen. 

Author's Note: I found this hilarious when I wrote it and now I realize that it really . So that's why I'm sharing it. This was originally on my livejournal- posted in twenty-ten!