The Great Bias War in which B.A.P. was the Unfortunate Prize...

Description

Six boys, three kingdoms, three rulers, all nonsense...

Foreword

A long time ago there were three kingdoms at war with each other. Their names have long since been lost in history and will be hence forth referred to as Kingdom H, Kingdom A, and Kingdom S. These rulers, queens with fierce and somewhat silly rivalries often fought over minor, irrelevant things. For years these fights continued, costing many their time and energy. However, it all came to a head when six young men entered the kingdoms of H, A, and S. 

With the greatest battle about to ensue over these six, a treaty was made that would ensure peace reigned. Two boys would each reside in one o the kingdoms:

Yongguk and Jongup to Kingdom H.

Daehyun and Himchan to Kingdom A.

Youngjae and Zelo to Kingdom S.

The peace was made...but it was as thin as paper...and it would only be a matter of time before what would be known as The Great Bias War began...

 

A/N: Seriously now, this is pure cracked fun not to be taken TOO seriously...XD

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Star_Juice
#1
Chapter 3: OMG!! This is so far the best fic I ever read!! And I had read a lot!! (No, really. I read like a thousand more than I write...I don't have confidence in posting my stories...)

But why didn't you update???

WHYYYYYYYY!!!!! xD

I love everything! The plot, the way you describe everything, how Youngjae has cute...baby fat tummy, Jongup's innocent-like personality, Himchan naggy and greasy way -- everything!

I especially like Zelo's cute, adorable, puppy-like ways that nobody could ever resist!

Very realistic, this story, lol!! xD
MindragonFan #2
I. Like. This. Story.
that is all.
Kaythxbai! xD *Runs away*
Tezukai
#3
Poor Jongup, never gets to see any action, and Yongjae, allways in a bag
shadowkitsune13
#4
Why do you keep saying things are bad when they're awesome. XDDD

Oh man...I lolz so hard. XDDDDD

I love how A and S flipped out so differently. XDDDD Poor HimChan and Zelo. XDDDD Everyone loves the magnae. Can't say no to him~

LOLZ. HOUNDS. RABID HOUNDS. MWAHAHAHAHAHAA. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. *pets my precious babies* Soon, my children...soon....... *smirks*

YoungJae...I thought you're supposed to be the brain. XD How did Pabo DaeHyun think things through before you? :P You're losing your touch. Tsk, tsk.

And everything is back to the way it was before. XDD

JongUp at the end.

Absolute win.

What a boss. >:D

Thank you for updating. :3
baby_1004
#5
xDDD oh my gosh! this are so freaking funny! lol. . .xDDD
made my day alright! kkekeke
shadowkitsune13
#6
*points accusingly* YAH! THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED! *throws a tantrum* I WOULD NEVER LET YOUNGJAE OUT OF MY SIGHT FOR MORE THAN 2 SECONDS LET ALONE OUTSIDE WHERE I CAN'T SEE HIM! *thrashes back and forth while whining*
*whining turns to hisses as she tackles hiikyoung* RAWR! GIMME BACK MY JAEJAE!

Zelo-ah....TT____TT *pets her puppy sadly*

*looks down at comment*

...uh huh...

Well...I'm not gonna try and argue that I'M most normal...and I dunno...I suppose...compared to hiikyoung you're...most normal...*twitches at the thought*
Tezukai
#7
amazing, poor Youngjae, just being handled like a sack of potatoes, amzing chapter, keep it up.
can't wait to know what H, A and S stands for :)
shadowkitsune13
#8
*ignores* I call Hoya! Mine, mine, mine!

That is all. SungJong would be my second pick only because his relationship with Hoya is so freaking adorable. >.< But I have no other preference really. :P

You have 4 other boys to pick from. XD